Jimmyz said...How does one self-rescue?, I'm guessing just clinging to the kite

.. I dont really know
I find this question a bit alarming - have you had any lessons? It may be in your best interests to learn how to do a self rescue, as well as a deep water pack-up.
1/. For the self rescue, flag the kite to one line. Work your way to the bar on the flagged line, being real careful not to get tangled in any lines. By the time you get to the bar, there will be say 10 - 12 meters of the flagged line (extending from your safety leash to the bar). Wind this around the bar FIRST, and secure with a couple of knots. No prizes for neatness - ratsnests can be sorted at the beach later.
2/. Step 1 should guarantee that the kite stays flagged whilst you wind up the rest of the lines. You do not want the kite to power up. Wind the rest of the lines around the bar till you are within a few meters of the kite.
3/. Get your harness hook/spreader bar out of the way (how you do this depends on whether it is a seat or waist type). You can either lie on your board, or put it inside the kite leading edge (good place to put the bar also).
4/. Lie on one tip of the kite, and get a hold of the other tip. The kite will now become a sail (leading edge towards shore). Provided the wind is cross / onshore, you will eventually be blown back to land. If the wind is offshore, you are in trouble. Do not kite in offshore winds unless you are an expert and a good swimmer (you may need to ditch your gear and swim back).
5/. Doing a self rescue without winding your lines can be risky. The main danger is getting wrapped up inside a ratsnest if you have to swim a long way. The ratsnest may tend to self tighten, and may drown you (you do have a sharp hook knife don't you). Also if a boat comes to rescue you, your lines may be sliced or tangled in the propeller/rudder etc (as per Desmond's account).
6/. Steps 1-3 are easier of course if you are wearing a PFD - otherwise you are treading water with your legs whilst you hands are otherwise busy. How long can you tread water with your hands on your head?
7/. If you do need to be rescued at sea, the coast guard may elect to leave your kite behind if it isn't packed up (danger of the boat being tangled in lines etc). The first priority is to rescue you of course.
8/. To pack up in deep water, perform steps 1-3. Deflate the leading edge of the kite (BUT NOT THE STRUTS). Be careful not to get water inside the bladder. Let out just enough air from the LE so you can roll the kite up (tip to tip). The bar can be placed next to a strut prior to rolling the kite. The kite can be secured in the rolled up position either with your kite leash, or with your harness. There is a good chance that the coast guard will take you AND your kite if it is packed up.
9/. Once the kite is rolled up, you can lay your board on top, climb on, and use it as a giant noodle to paddle back to shore.
10/. Never kite alone, don't venture further off shore than you can swim, don't kite till exhausted.