Seek advice from Green Pat... he drops his kite all the time. I suspect it's just so he can have some quality time with beer.

Like others have said - one line at a time. 1st is a biatch, 2nd not far off it, 3rd easy 4th - already done!
Actually GP does have a flyesurfer so he may be able to help with the monstrous bridle prob.
Good luck and enjoy the beer.