how to do kung-fu?

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DannyBOyz
DannyBOyz
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18 Aug 2009 8:02pm
hey guys how do u do kung-fu? i looked for some videos but couldnt find any ones to teach me how to do it?

it looks fricken mad lol
dutchy1985
dutchy1985
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213 posts
18 Aug 2009 6:35pm
Are you in grade 4? You sound like a massive retard.
bjw
bjw
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bjw bjw
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18 Aug 2009 9:02pm
buy him a beer and see what comes up...
sleek1
sleek1
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VIC, 672 posts
18 Aug 2009 9:13pm
Flemboyant has DONE kung foo
sir ROWDY
sir ROWDY
WA
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18 Aug 2009 7:52pm
Well, Usually they have classes at your local community centre.... Dunno why you thought you could learn how to do it on a kiting forum. lol.
inout-inout
inout-inout
VIC
131 posts
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18 Aug 2009 9:58pm
hi
try this......do a normal jump, a big one, un hooked of course and over send the kite past 12.let go of one arm and holed the kite till you are level with it.
lol i havent worked out the landing yet............
sir ROWDY
sir ROWDY
WA
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18 Aug 2009 8:01pm
^^^How does that teach you kung-fu?... Are you meant to hit your head real hard and forget you dont know how to do it or something?
Rhys McClintock
Rhys McClintock
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18 Aug 2009 10:20pm
He's talking about a real old school trick called a kung fu... from around 2003-2005

Involved sending the kite waaaaay back when you jump, so you swing out to the side like a kung-fu flying kick.

You really need a small C kite to do it - Bow kites just don't work for stuff like this
sir ROWDY
sir ROWDY
WA
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18 Aug 2009 8:28pm
^^^ No Way!! Really?
Charl dv
Charl dv
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18 Aug 2009 8:49pm
you pussies you dont send it to 12 then past. u ride in as fast and hot as u can. then send ur kite directly backwaRDS in an attempt to go so far back in time that you'll find out where dinosaurs came from. then when ur kite is that far back in time and u get bored you let go of one hand and let it float out to lunch for a nice meal and land.

wicked feeling trick IMO probably my only dangle trick in my dangling repatuare (spelling?) and yes yes it is a dangle trick just like " mega loops "
DannyBOyz
DannyBOyz
NSW
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18 Aug 2009 10:53pm
Rhys Porter said...

He's talking about a real old school trick called a kung fu... from around 2003-2005

Involved sending the kite waaaaay back when you jump, so you swing out to the side like a kung-fu flying kick.

You really need a small C kite to do it - Bow kites just don't work for stuff like this


cheers Rhys =D ,
are u familiar with the salute move aswell? where u turn to the beach and salute like a sailor? that looks mad aswell =D, id love to learn that 2.. looks kinda easy 2 learn
sir ROWDY
sir ROWDY
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18 Aug 2009 8:56pm
Easy? Dick tricks are not easy learn... generals, tin mans, pullups, wakestyle in straps... they will all take you at least a day or two to learn.
Charl dv
Charl dv
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18 Aug 2009 9:00pm
yer a day or two if u learn as quick as SIR ROWDY maybe... for all the average joes like myself pull ups and Generals took me about 2 months each to learn
DannyBOyz
DannyBOyz
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18 Aug 2009 11:02pm
sir ROWDY said...

Easy? Dick tricks are not easy learn... generals, tin mans, pullups, wakestyle in straps... they will all take you at least a day or two to learn.


where abouts can i learn em from? any vids? tin mans sounds funny
sir ROWDY
sir ROWDY
WA
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18 Aug 2009 9:04pm
"Tin mans" are the real deal.. none of this "general" poser crap.
DannyBOyz
DannyBOyz
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18 Aug 2009 11:14pm
sir ROWDY said...

"Tin mans" are the real deal.. none of this "general" poser crap.


how do i do them? i wanna learn
FLUID
FLUID
VIC
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18 Aug 2009 11:41pm
Spacemonkey!
Spacemonkey!
SA
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SA, 2288 posts
18 Aug 2009 11:59pm
The YMCA ****s all over the general.
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
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19 Aug 2009 10:30am
Lou is still the king!

Youtube reckons this is how to do a kung fu air...



...and len10 doing something also apparently called a kung fu air, which at 30+ feet up in the air unhooked is starting to get pretty serious:



...but I agree with the other posters there used to be an old school move (which is therefore much cooler) called the kung fu. I think it was a board off where you kicked both feet forwards kung fu stylee like the pictures below. Please note for this move to be successful the appropriate facial gnarling must be applied, as well as some sort of ninja battle cry.




Unless of course DannyBOyz is a) trolling or b) a massive loser in which case we should definitely create another sub forum for trolls & losers.

PS: lol @ the videos titled "Kung-Fu Girls" (not safe for work)
GreenPat
GreenPat
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19 Aug 2009 10:48am
Charl dv said...

repatuare (spelling?)


Repertoire.
Spacemonkey!
Spacemonkey!
SA
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19 Aug 2009 11:43am
Kung-fu is the new F-16
sir ROWDY
sir ROWDY
WA
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19 Aug 2009 10:16am
Spacemonkey! said...

Kung-fu is the new F-16


What? man love?
Spacemonkey!
Spacemonkey!
SA
2288 posts
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19 Aug 2009 6:04pm
F-16's were cool back when Bertrand and Lou etc. were doing them, now every man and his dog are claiming hooked in lunch time circle work are F-16's. Kung-fu was just the lyrics of the song on Ten4 when lou did it... Lou's "kung-Fu" was cool. Now every Tom, Dick and Harry are unhooking sending it back to mid-day- breifly taking a hand off then dangling back down to safety.

Point being that there is a lot of tricks out there that people claim such as S-bends, F-16's, Kung- Fu's etc. which really don't fulfill the criteria.

I am yet to see someone do a proper kung-fu mainly because

1.) They are a short line trick
2.) You need a decent ammount of wind with a slow turning kite (non-existant)
3.) Kiteboarders are pussies
RABBLE
RABBLE
17 posts
17 posts
20 Aug 2009 1:29pm
Spacemonkey! said...



2.) You need a decent ammount of wind with a slow turning kite (non-existant)



^^"You know, kind of a big deal, second year at uni studying to be a chiro, you know, kind of a big deal"

PS. Slow turning kite....... hmmmmmmmmmm... no.

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