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hookworm

VIC

600 posts

hookworm

VIC, 600 posts

9 Dec 2008 10:09pm

If it works for sanz its gotta make me more popular. oww i'm dancing round st kilda beach in a mankini and i'm not kiteboarding quick call the fun police, oh no my package just feel out the side infront of young boy's oh my and i smell like vegtable oil oh my, thats because i rub it on myself to help tan my arm pits oh my, and i'm wearing a wig oh my. wana be my friend .

hookworm

VIC

600 posts

hookworm

VIC, 600 posts

9 Dec 2008 10:34pm

someone reply zanes has got heaps i wana be like bad boy sanzs

snoidberg

QLD

527 posts

snoidberg

QLD, 527 posts

9 Dec 2008 9:37pm

greetings

hookworm

VIC

600 posts

hookworm

VIC, 600 posts

9 Dec 2008 10:40pm

Yes!! 1

Hunter S

516 posts

Hunter S

WA, 516 posts

9 Dec 2008 8:45pm

You're the man Hook

hookworm

VIC

600 posts

hookworm

VIC, 600 posts

9 Dec 2008 11:02pm

yes 2!

surfingboyo

QLD

318 posts

surfingboyo

QLD, 318 posts

9 Dec 2008 10:06pm

maybe we should meet up

hookworm

VIC

600 posts

hookworm

VIC, 600 posts

9 Dec 2008 11:18pm

maybe ! just let me convert my van to run on vegtable jizz and i'll meet you in a car park somewhere!
thats 3!

tobes

NSW

1000 posts

tobes

NSW, 1000 posts

9 Dec 2008 11:22pm

Lock up your fat daughters, folks, Hookworm is coming to a carpark near you in his weird little van.
How does starting a thread with your own name feel hook? Gotta admit, I was tempted...

Spacemonkey!

2288 posts

Spacemonkey!

SA, 2288 posts

9 Dec 2008 10:54pm

Have you got lollies in your van for the kiddies?

hookworm

VIC

600 posts

hookworm

VIC, 600 posts

9 Dec 2008 11:26pm

I was starting to wonder weather the love of my south coast life would remember me and support my thread. Feels great to be up there with sanz gettin closer thats 4 thats not me! yes!

And thats 200 posts yes!

tobes

NSW

1000 posts

tobes

NSW, 1000 posts

9 Dec 2008 11:35pm

200 Posts! Here's your trophy and some bitch.....

PS. I don't think Boy George will have the staying power of Turps.

merman

QLD

431 posts

merman

QLD, 431 posts

9 Dec 2008 10:39pm

onya hookworm

as much as i love a good sheit stir, i,m finding it hard to get the will to add fuel to the tossers fire. (sanz post that is) maybe later after a few more bourbons it,ll come on

he he he

man and i thought giving the polies sheit was good fun.

ewan kite

VIC

928 posts

ewan kite

VIC, 928 posts

10 Dec 2008 8:04am

tobes said...

200 Posts! Here's your trophy and some bitch.....

PS. I don't think Boy George will have the staying power of Turps.

hey tobes. dont go baggin my dog. seriosly he is sittin next to me now and isnt happy

stanhalen

187 posts

stanhalen

WA, 187 posts

10 Dec 2008 4:56pm

Bring back the Turps. This is coming from me with a dodgey clockwork orange look going on. I had a "new price is right" comment lined up and you ruined it. Classic
post by the way, that other guy mentioned a lot, is someone else, with a dodgey login name, please tell me I'm right, or is crack readily available?

tobes

NSW

1000 posts

tobes

NSW, 1000 posts

10 Dec 2008 7:04pm

ewan kite said...
hey tobes. dont go baggin my dog. seriosly he is sittin next to me now and isnt happy

Sorry Ewan, it was a bit hard to tell that he wasn't a bitch with that strategically placed paw. Your dog must be a pretty good kiter eh? Won the Juniors at Hookstock!

On the Sanz login troll question......I thought that too.....but as soon as new vids go up on his Youtube account he posts them here.......so I reckon he's the real Sanz......scary huh? Here's an idea......Sanzstock. What would the events be?

hookworm

VIC

600 posts

hookworm

VIC, 600 posts

10 Dec 2008 9:00pm

sorry bout the avi change that was my gay side but i'm back to the turps due to popular demand and yes there are plenty of mixed lollies for the kiddies in my van really wish sanzs would reply would make my day,so sanz i'm a big fan now add fuel to my fire that burns for you and reply to my topic and i promis that if you ever need a helping hand with "ANYTHING" wink wink i'm your man even if you want a little extra cream on your cake just let me know!

hookworm

VIC

600 posts

hookworm

VIC, 600 posts

11 Dec 2008 8:58pm

please alex reply all i want is a hello, maybe a date, is that to much to ask seeing i'm your biggest fan

Foot

NSW

57 posts

Foot

NSW, 57 posts

11 Dec 2008 10:06pm

Leave Alex Sanz Alone!!! (Wimpy, crying voice). All you peopl care about is readers and making money off him!!!!! Wheeeeeee......

[}:)]

phrase

228 posts

phrase

WA, 228 posts

12 Dec 2008 5:43am

I`m so confused now! Who is my real hero, sanz or hookworm? hookworm wears a mankini and smells of veg oil. I like that, but would have prefered it if it was vegemite. But sanz has got YEARS of experience. And HE has told us this!

I don`t think sanz is too happy with you hookworm for trying to steel his lime light.
sanz, hookworm, sanz, hookworm, sanz, hookworm, sanz, hookworm, sanz, hookworm, sanz, hookworm, idiot I mean sanz, hookworm?????????
This is really srtessing me, someone help!

Hunter S

516 posts

Hunter S

WA, 516 posts

12 Dec 2008 8:41am

slime light !!!?

Jeff2231

NSW

416 posts

Jeff2231

NSW, 416 posts

15 Dec 2008 3:11pm

Hook, you haven't terrorized my beach yet mate. Come up with Shane and kite with me ya bum. Then you can get in my pants

hookworm

VIC

600 posts

hookworm

VIC, 600 posts

15 Dec 2008 10:20pm

hey dude will try and drag his butt out soon he needs a road trip bad will try and organise something for after xmas would be awesome to do some kiting up there.

hookworm

VIC

600 posts

hookworm

VIC, 600 posts

15 Dec 2008 10:27pm

"NEWS FLASH" I have just discoverd Alex Sanz is really Richard Simmons!

Either way I'm still a massive fan

Surfer62

1357 posts

Surfer62

1357 posts

20 Dec 2008 7:17am

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