neoniphon said...

1. stand in front of mirror
2. say "red leather, yellow leather" 10 times, while touching the tip of your tongue to your upper lip every time you say the "L".

3. got the idea now? training for certain activities much beloved by the fairer sex!

Just need to add that said activities are best suited to times of low wind

Btw, Andy, saw the piccie of your new kite, sure looks good! Bit peeved that your new kite has killed the wind though

Just teach your wife/ partner to kite...too easy.
Once She has a scorching case of Kite-Froth, her twisted mind will think much like our own.

Some of her recent comments are as follows:

(on going to cook islands for family holiday) " ...As long as it has lots of wind, a flat lagoon and childcare, I'm there..."

(on recently purchased kites)"...I'm glad you got a new 12 and a 9, but I think I should get a new 7m as well..."

(on family Birthday ) "...I've organised to have it at the beach, so when it gets too windy everyone will leave and we'll be ready to kite...."

lovey said...

Just teach your wife/ partner to kite...too easy.Once She has a scorching case of Kite-Froth, her twisted mind will think much like our own.

Some of her recent comments are as follows:

(on going to cook islands for family holiday) " ...As long as it has lots of wind, a flat lagoon and childcare, I'm there..."

(on recently purchased kites)"...I'm glad you got a new 12 and a 9, but I think I should get a new 7m as well..."

(on family Birthday ) "...I've organised to have it at the beach, so when it gets too windy everyone will leave and we'll be ready to kite...."

Geez i hadn't thought of that angle at all Of course i have tried to get her out there ya nong!!

She has never forgiven me after taking her out to the Yallingup break on her booger during particularly big day. It was big awright, but fat and whilst hideous looking, not really a danger as it just rolled through and i kept her way off the shoulder. She actually started hypervetilating!! At that point it actually did become a hairy situation! Still the upside is a nice cooked meal timed for just after sunset when i get home. Not all bad. Only need one set of kites and none of pink too!