Hey guys!! 2 those of u going on about your wives & daughters not in2 kiting - consider 4 a moment my hubbies delimna (Sounds good but is that spelt rite?)

Having torturing himself by teaching me how 2 kite last yr (read kiting rage resulting from learners frustration - always going his way!! "Wotdoyoumean POINT my toes???!!! Iam b-----y wellponitingthe b-----y things!!!!") It's a whole new from of domestic abuse.!!!!! [}:)]

And his reward for his pain & anguish???.... He looses sole use of his kite as he hands it over to me when I arrive at the beach so he can watch the kids.....Wot a guy!!!??

Which is fair as I see it - after all, he is responsible 4 my addiction.....

As a result of his kind sharing heart- he now not only sharing his rig with me but as he has just taught our 15 year old daughter. Our 13 year old son is getting stoked doing boardless boosts...It's hard to keep him on the water - he'll b kiting b4 winter. Our 11 year old is lining up next, luckily our 5 year old still has a few years to go b4 he'll be onto it.....

2 cut to the chase, we r all bitching about who is kiting 1st - who's doin beach runs - who's using the 12mtr in 10 mtr conditions.....!!!!!!!

So maybe you might like to rethink you position on the advantages of having your spouse/partner/offspring becoming a kiting junkie!!???

Hey Little O,

Love the handle, makes me laugh!

You can always text me for wind speed and direction, I'll always be able to have a look out the truck and tell you live conditions, ......... so long as I'm not out testing new toys :-)

Stoked for you today!

Cheers,

phrase said...

When you start talking about your kite as if it is a living being. "She just wasn`t behaving herself today". Worse, when you start talking to it while you`re on the water. Mmm, maybe it`s just me.
You know you`re addicted when tax rebate is now called "New Kite Money".

Not only do you talk to your babies but you name your girls too!!!

Your addicted when your fathers come up to the city to see you and you drop him at a train station for him to get back to the hotel so you can go kiting. Then he rings up 5mins after as he has no spare change, instead of turning your car round as you have some in the middle part of your car, you give him directions on how to walk to the nearest shops 500m away!! Sorry Dad I do love you!!!

when niccorett comes out with a kiting patch for the off season

think i might be onto something here

Goodwinds

I was so bored yesterday I discovered my car's airconditioner blows 14 knots... something is wrong with me

^^^^^yeah,sorry honey,whats that?your water just broke?you need a ride to the hospital?
But it 25knots!!!
Cant ya just hold it in for a couple of hours?no,well Ill ring you a cab.

Make sure someone videos the birth,I would hate to miss that,love you,bye

PS dont organise anything for tomorrow baby,winds spouse to be honking






I really cant understand why Im still not married?

Hey everyone, I'm from the US and here in Oz for a couple more weeks (Byron Bay at the moment). I've just learned to kite, and debating where to go next for lessons, accommodation, natural beauty, etc. I have a tentative 4 day lesson set up at West Oz kiteboarding (Safety Beach I think). Any other suggestions?

I'd like to do 1-2 weeks in Oz, then 1-2 weeks in Vietnam, then a month or so in Maui on the way home. Hoping to get this sport dialed and buy some gear. Open to all suggestions.

thanks

you forget to pick the kids up from school, cook dinner are starting to love the taste of salt water.

you know when your addicted when.... you break up with a lady friend because she takes up too much time when you could be kitin... or looking at seabreeze and thinking about kiting....

or you cant plan any days with her because although the wind graph predicts nothing you never know...it still might come in!!

i sell my self on grey st to support my crack addiction which calms me down when there is no wind

when you become kitesurfing

when you fall of the roof and experience excruciating pain in your left arm but refuse to go to the docs because he might say you cant go kiting

pain is bearable not being able to go kiting isn't

dave123, have you tried snowkiting?? if its snowing go on the snow not in the water

you buy kite surfing shizzit when there is no wind just so you can do some kite surfing activity

when your 20 foot boat sits in the driveway on a day when there is no wind and no swell and you go through your gear too make sure it ok,then park up at the water drinking just in case there is a seabreeze,even though the forcast says no.....