You know you are addicted when .........

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GreenPat
GreenPat
QLD
4103 posts
QLD, 4103 posts
19 Dec 2007 2:26am
You know you're addicted when you watch a movie where a hero cuts through a dragon in flight's wing, and you think "****, he's torn one panel on the canopy, it's going to fly to one side now".

Yes, I am a nerd.
orb74
orb74
QLD
89 posts
QLD, 89 posts
20 Dec 2007 11:10pm
The wind picks up and you wonder just how important it is that your girlfriend expects you at the wedding that afternoon.
elizabethb
elizabethb
QLD
2081 posts
QLD, 2081 posts
25 Dec 2007 1:25pm
When it's Christmas Day and so many people are STILL on Seabreeze

Love ur work Lozza.

Fingers crossed for the 20-25 knots predicted! [}:)]

puppetonastring
puppetonastring
WA
3619 posts
WA, 3619 posts
25 Dec 2007 1:57pm
You know you AND your friends are addicted when you send most of your Xmas emails via seabreeze.

Cos you know thats probably the only place they will be checking today.
sci
sci
WA
762 posts
sci sci
WA, 762 posts
30 Dec 2007 3:32pm
...your boyfriend is checking this site ever five minutes.
sci
sci
WA
762 posts
sci sci
WA, 762 posts
1 Jan 2008 8:32pm
awwwww busted!
Kalavas
Kalavas
WA
146 posts
WA, 146 posts
1 Jan 2008 10:03pm
You sit on the beach for 3 hours waiting for the wind to pick up because the forecast on seabreeze suggested that it would be kitable within a few hours.
walshd
walshd
SA
601 posts
SA, 601 posts
16 Jan 2008 12:11pm
When its only wednesday, and you know your out of work socks and critically low on clean jocks beacuse the past week has been blowin non stop after work. And recycling or wearing boxer shorts comes to mind because the forcast for the next 2 days is 20-30 knts.

I need a maid...................
walshd
walshd
SA
601 posts
SA, 601 posts
16 Jan 2008 4:33pm
You have been up all night on the piss and could sleep for days, however morning strikes and you can hear the trees moving and the wind howling at 8.30am. You now cant get back to sleep and cant relax because the adrenalin has started to pump.

Kiteboarding.....THE best hangover cure ever!!
getfunky
getfunky
WA
4485 posts
WA, 4485 posts
16 Jan 2008 4:45pm
walshd said...

When its only wednesday, and you know your out of work socks and critically low on clean jocks beacuse the past week has been blowin non stop after work. And recycling or wearing boxer shorts comes to mind because the forcast for the next 2 days is 20-30 knts.

I need a maid...................


Turn em inside out and get the kite up
GreenPat
GreenPat
QLD
4103 posts
QLD, 4103 posts
17 Jan 2008 10:34am
When you dream about kitestock.
dymo
dymo
WA
39 posts
WA, 39 posts
17 Jan 2008 11:05pm
Wet dreams!
Danger Mouse
Danger Mouse
WA
592 posts
WA, 592 posts
27 Jan 2008 11:33pm
walshd said...

When its only wednesday, and you know your out of work socks and critically low on clean jocks beacuse the past week has been blowin non stop after work. And recycling or wearing boxer shorts comes to mind because the forcast for the next 2 days is 20-30 knts.

I need a maid...................


Just remember Walshd, like John Saffran said in 'not the sunscreen song', you can get four days out of one pair of underwear.

;)

P.S. Wish I were home in WA atm, not stuck in the US where the wind is crap. At least I can snowboard though, that's a close second.
saffieboy
saffieboy
SA
222 posts
SA, 222 posts
4 Feb 2008 1:35pm
I started lessons in December and have only had about half a dozen opportunities to go kiting (weather/work etc). I got up on my board a couple of weeks ago...

This has never happened to me before, but I now completely ZONE OUT of conersations (like in the movies), thinking about "next time I get up I'll twist my body this way" or "technique, technique, technique" or "focus on something upwind, UPWIND DAMNIT!!!".

Then the other person would say, "and what do you think?"

That's embarrasing, but AWESOME!!
tommyb
tommyb
QLD
103 posts
QLD, 103 posts
13 Feb 2008 1:40pm
when this form ends!!!
snoidberg
snoidberg
QLD
527 posts
QLD, 527 posts
13 Feb 2008 3:43pm
tommyb said...

when this form ends!!!


then starts again!!!
Jimmyz
Jimmyz
NSW
446 posts
NSW, 446 posts
18 Feb 2008 1:21am
nonikkers said...

i knew that! i think thats why im the only girl here making such a comment and getting away with it!

but just for your own safety never never never talk 'kite' in bed... EVER! no exceptions





I did that, just to see her reaction... this particular friend has never let me forget about it baha
Luke Ratcliff
Luke Ratcliff
NSW
28 posts
NSW, 28 posts
19 Feb 2008 8:32am
Im addicted because my three kids are waiting for dinner and i'm fixing another fin to an old surfboard.
Nate KSO
Nate KSO
QLD
91 posts
QLD, 91 posts
21 Feb 2008 10:15am
YOu know your addicted when your considering leaving the house you rent
in order to purchase new kites.

lostinlondon
lostinlondon
VIC
1159 posts
VIC, 1159 posts
22 Feb 2008 4:24am
...when you start working out how to include a kite in your other leisure activities:-

Kite-yacht-racing
kite-squash
kite-rugby
kite-snowboarding (off to France this weekend!!!)
kite-drinking
kite-nightclubbing
Breezy
Breezy
WA
14 posts
WA, 14 posts
22 Feb 2008 10:00pm
...you're pushing the shopping trolley... and thinking how remarkably similar it is to steering your kite.. except with heaps heavier bar pressure... and damn (!) why won't it go where i want it to?!

(and btw, practicing one handed once the trolley is full is near impossible, at least with the size of my forearms!)
GreenPat
GreenPat
QLD
4103 posts
QLD, 4103 posts
23 Feb 2008 11:33am
When you practice handlepasses with the shopping trolley.
mattyjee
mattyjee
WA
575 posts
WA, 575 posts
23 Feb 2008 2:37pm
When the forecast for the weekend is showing nothing but 10 knot easterlies, but you still keep checking seabreeze every 2 hours... just in case...
Dawn Patrol
Dawn Patrol
WA
1991 posts
WA, 1991 posts
23 Feb 2008 6:02pm
mattyjee said...

When the forecast for the weekend is showing nothing but 10 knot easterlies, but you still keep checking seabreeze every 2 hours... just in case...


Its sad isnt it. Don't worry, it could swing southerly off rotto any minute. Any minute now......any minute.

When people get annoyed how every conversation with you ends up kite related.
snoidberg
snoidberg
QLD
527 posts
QLD, 527 posts
25 Feb 2008 1:19am
when its 11.20pm and ive got to go to work in 3 hours, but im still on seabreeze checking the wind, to see if i should skip my breaks so i can get out of work earlyer and have more time to kite.
Biagro
Biagro
WA
178 posts
WA, 178 posts
25 Feb 2008 9:26am
when you drive 140km every weekend to go for a good kite and use over $100 bucks in fuel and food, and can't buy your gf her birthday present
poupou
poupou
VIC
6 posts
VIC, 6 posts
25 Feb 2008 12:59pm
You know you are addicted when you come home and discover that a window is missing and some people stole your house but the first thing you do is ask your friend to wait for the police so you can go for a kite....
Firiejason
Firiejason
SA
69 posts
SA, 69 posts
25 Feb 2008 11:54pm
you're more interested in re-living the first ever turn you've just pulled off than actually finding the board you've lost way out the back shortly afterwards. I did find the board about an hour after packing up the kite, it now has my phone number and the word 'reward' on it...


GreenPat said...

When you practice handlepasses with the shopping trolley.


That almost makes me want to go shopping. Might also be the only place I ever can do a handle pass!
Matt C
Matt C
QLD
93 posts
QLD, 93 posts
26 Feb 2008 9:36pm
.....you ask your mates how the wind was when they get back from holidays..
kitelements
kitelements
WA
101 posts
WA, 101 posts
27 Feb 2008 8:54pm
......when you think than kiting is better than sex
.......when you only talk about kiting anymore
.......when you only have kiters as friends
........when your wife start to call your kite your mistress .....

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