You know you are addicted when .........

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venom
venom
NSW
6 posts
NSW, 6 posts
23 Oct 2007 7:40pm
When all throughout math you look out the window
marchFLY
marchFLY
13 posts
13 posts
24 Oct 2007 6:46pm
when you read all of the posts in this list like i just did lol!
i love you guys
Bigwavedave
Bigwavedave
QLD
2057 posts
QLD, 2057 posts
29 Oct 2007 7:38pm
When your wife starts sending you mail through a solicitor even though you still go home for dinner.
mytchook
mytchook
QLD
561 posts
QLD, 561 posts
30 Oct 2007 1:29pm
When all you can think about whilst "doing the deed" is the line and safety set up and just getting back out there
mytchook
mytchook
QLD
561 posts
QLD, 561 posts
30 Oct 2007 1:45pm
you look outside and see a lot of wind then look at your kids (aged 4 and 1) and think "well the 4 year old can change a nappy"
GreenPat
GreenPat
QLD
4103 posts
QLD, 4103 posts
30 Oct 2007 7:34pm
mytchook said...

When all you can think about whilst "doing the deed" is the line and safety set up and just getting back out there


You must have a very skilled and capable partner hey?
mytchook
mytchook
QLD
561 posts
QLD, 561 posts
30 Oct 2007 8:28pm
GreenPat said...

mytchook said...

When all you can think about whilst "doing the deed" is the line and safety set up and just getting back out there


You must have a very skilled and capable partner hey?

I have two kids, so I think that goes beyond capable

xtortya
xtortya
WA
322 posts
WA, 322 posts
31 Oct 2007 12:28am
someone can be a lucky shot twice can't they??
mytchook
mytchook
QLD
561 posts
QLD, 561 posts
31 Oct 2007 9:14am
xtortya said...

someone can be a lucky shot twice can't they??



Maybe Or just plain talented
GreenPat
GreenPat
QLD
4103 posts
QLD, 4103 posts
31 Oct 2007 12:43pm
A woman doesn't have to reach orgasm to conceive. Just saying...
mytchook
mytchook
QLD
561 posts
QLD, 561 posts
31 Oct 2007 12:59pm
GreenPat said...

A woman doesn't have to reach orgasm to conceive. Just saying...


you have come to this conclusion from experience.........
GreenPat
GreenPat
QLD
4103 posts
QLD, 4103 posts
31 Oct 2007 1:41pm
Not personal experience. No women have ever conceived thanks to me, but plenty have had orgasms. One of my school friends though, a girl, had had a child but wasn't sure she'd had an orgasm. "I think I have" she told us once. You know what that means.
mytchook
mytchook
QLD
561 posts
QLD, 561 posts
31 Oct 2007 4:29pm
GreenPat said...

Not personal experience. No women have ever conceived thanks to me, but plenty have had orgasms. One of my school friends though, a girl, had had a child but wasn't sure she'd had an orgasm. "I think I have" she told us once. You know what that means.


No I don't. I am a sweet and innocent young girl. But seriously in all honesty you don't stay married unless the partner can perform
Tonewolf
Tonewolf
382 posts
382 posts
2 Nov 2007 5:41pm
someone should tell my .....no... not going there...she may find out!
mytchook
mytchook
QLD
561 posts
QLD, 561 posts
2 Nov 2007 8:20pm
Tonewolf said...

someone should tell my .....no... not going there...she may find out!


She knows!!!!!!

Tonewolf
Tonewolf
382 posts
382 posts
4 Nov 2007 4:03pm
No !
big gill
big gill
WA
649 posts
WA, 649 posts
5 Nov 2007 10:56pm
u know u are addicted when your body says no but your mind says yes yes yes!!!
Luke Ratcliff
Luke Ratcliff
NSW
28 posts
NSW, 28 posts
14 Nov 2007 10:09pm
You can't work as soon as it gets over 15 Knots, and you can't do any book work because of this web site.
Dawn Patrol
Dawn Patrol
WA
1991 posts
WA, 1991 posts
17 Nov 2007 3:45pm
your working at the fish n chip shop, and all the basket handles start to look a lot like kite bars.
or when your too stuffed to do anything, and the boss gives you a special talk.
or when you show up 3hours late because it was sooooooo good.
Spookyluke12
Spookyluke12
QLD
120 posts
QLD, 120 posts
27 Nov 2007 10:58pm
your looking for a second hand 35 metre kite on ebay to fly on those 8 to 9 knots days.
hunter074
hunter074
QLD
69 posts
QLD, 69 posts
29 Nov 2007 10:31pm
you buy another kite for the quiver just before your bank a/c closes and you start a joint a/c with your girlfriend.
superlizard
superlizard
VIC
702 posts
VIC, 702 posts
3 Dec 2007 5:30pm
you seek therapy and enrol to rehab to deal with the addiction
Luke Ratcliff
Luke Ratcliff
NSW
28 posts
NSW, 28 posts
4 Dec 2007 5:03pm
you wash your saftey on your harness in the carpark of a funeral home then hope it is not windy whilst the funeral is on. Soon as the funeral is over you see that it is windy and you say to your dear family you have to go in a hurry. (true story happened yesterday to a friend of mine)
Luke Ratcliff
Luke Ratcliff
NSW
28 posts
NSW, 28 posts
7 Dec 2007 5:54pm
Your right foot pushes hard as you drive like a devil. You try slowing your breathing down and say calming things but nothing helps, you just have to get there now.
Rickster
Rickster
VIC
25 posts
VIC, 25 posts
10 Dec 2007 9:50pm
.. You are riding on a Tram and doing Handle passes on the grab handles ;)
kgorton
kgorton
NSW
7 posts
NSW, 7 posts
13 Dec 2007 5:17pm
When it's taken a year to get over a major kiting injury (major knee reconstruction - 3 our 4 ligiments blown) and your limping into the water with a knee brace and yahooing on the first ride back. I've been back kiting over the last 3 weeks and already bought a new kite and board...... yesterday's kiting felt like old times.
sam_kiting
sam_kiting
WA
229 posts
WA, 229 posts
16 Dec 2007 7:00pm
when ya plan ya friends around Kiteboarding instead of planning kiteboarding around friends

I have no friends any more
brady
brady
TAS
454 posts
TAS, 454 posts
16 Dec 2007 11:31pm
Luke Ratcliff said...

you wash your saftey on your harness in the carpark of a funeral home then hope it is not windy whilst the funeral is on. Soon as the funeral is over you see that it is windy and you say to your dear family you have to go in a hurry. (true story happened yesterday to a friend of mine)


Hope it wasn't his mother! That really would be an addiction
GreenPat
GreenPat
QLD
4103 posts
QLD, 4103 posts
17 Dec 2007 12:30pm
sam_kiting said...

I have no friends any more


9/10 of my friends are kiters .



(I only have 10 friends)
Charl dv
Charl dv
WA
2485 posts
WA, 2485 posts
17 Dec 2007 1:49pm
you know your addicted when you take a sicky from work, then go through work to get some gas for the trip to the coast


sam.. you party extra hard in winter to compensate for the lack of going out with your friends in summer


you know your addicted when you have a weird skin colour like mine its kinda like that winky thing
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