you sell your ticket to pyramid rock festival just before your about to leave because the forcast is awesome for new years ......nice one crowy.....

samio, thats the funniest one yet!

hahahahha my m8 goes to me i wish i was goin to the summerdays concert the chicks there are wikid.. i just laughed and said have u been to the beach on a nice summer day have u seen the chicks there :P gotta love the beach wind or no wind

When on an application form for a new job, when answering the question "what are your major time commitments during term in hours per week" you only include kitesurfing.....

'Tis the life.

When you read the wind and it says 25knts+ and you have a little spaz attack and fall over because it hasnt been this windy in ages still stoked!

when you wake yourself up at 4am by kicking your leg out the side of the bed.
Luckily my wife didn't wake up , I would of sounded kind of pathetic explaining that I was trying to get my edge down to deal with that gust that just came through. (good though - I swear it was 30 knts.)

Sitting at the Gabba...Australia 6-71...wait...all is not lost...if they get out for 100ish I may have time to get on the water for a session.

When your out on the town and you try to do the best grab down stairs and ya mate jumps into the roof, falls on his back and slides down to the bottom! Try explaining that to the bouncer..

you travel around the world to get some wind!

Or you simply live in mauritius 2 mins away from one of the best kit spots in the world and every time you seil in wa think about LE MORNE!!!!
come and be welcome guys!!!
cheers
Amédée

You develop a serious emotional attachment to your favourite board. You refer to her as she (and her... doh!)

You know you're addicted, or at least seriously interested, when you tell your clients that your charge out rate depends on the wind speed. The rate is flat from 0 to 10knots and increases steeply to 18knots. From 18 to 25 knots it decreases slowly (yes, I'm quite a noobie). From there it decreases to 35knots quite steeply and is then flat, but a little higher than in the 0 - 10 knot range. After all, I may be new to the sport and hence not able to go out in more than 25knots, but I can still watch those who can! The scary part is that, when I tell some clients this, they believe, understand and accept it! So some phone calls (when there are green arrows) start with, "I know it will be expensive, but we need a, b,c ...by tomorrow...."

when you are in pain but head out just that one more time...

sorry azza but we have had that one. but i agree completely

examples 1. live? 2 living this arvo? 3 have you been living this week

You have just broken your ankle in two places along with several fractures by mislanding a simple 360 rotation. You are told you may always walk with a limp and may never kite again, yet you still check the wind and wake yourself up in agony from dreaming about landing a new trick in your sleep!