poor relative said...
I agree
All newbs should go to woodies flat
Whilst I know you are joking and trolling, I thought I would share a story.
A couple rocked up at Woodies offshore, walked across the dunes and set up mid way down the point. Obviously begginers. I watched them set up and try and launch, it took them about 5 minutes to work out where the side of the window was and trying to launch the kite backwards inside out. Once they eventually figured it out and got the kite in the air I rode over and asked them if they knew what they were doing. They replied I know its offshore but she doesn't like learning in the waves (beach 2 is small to moderate chop especially in 15knots), she is begginer to intermediate she will be ok.
I went out did a few runs watched her try and get on the board, she could barely plane, getting in the way of everyone riding at sub planing speed slowely downwind. I went over to the guy and said, look no offense but she is clearly a beginner she would have a much better time on the other beach with no crowd to deal with and not potentially blowing out to sea ruining her experience. He agreed and called her in, she stood on the beach for about 1 minute, obviously ignored my advice and continued riding. Later on she crashed her kite and too no suprise she couldn't relaunch her kite. So she released it and called Simon to go drag it in for her while she swam in.
During this time her partner was pumping up on the beach and getting ready for his own adventure. He followed suit, marginally better at riding, crashed his kite and proceeded to drift out to sea. Dan went over to take his board to the shore since he was already at his kite ready to swim in. He said just wave your arms if your in trouble you should be able to swim in. By the time Dan was on the way out the guy was waving his arms claiming he was going to release his kite because he couldn't swim in with it. So dan took about 1 hour to slowly drag this guy and his kite in.
To think that one of these people won a kite at kitestock angers me. Selfish people that are blatant liars. Flat water is great for learning but not when it is offshore.