Poley: I know what ya thinking punk.. Have I snaked 5 waves or 6? Well this being a windsurfer one snap blow you head clean, you got to ask yaself one question - do I feel lucky? Well do ya punk?

Teabagger: Piss off grandpa. Fk me if it isn't bloody boogers, then its the eldery!

Patience mate.... your thread will soon turn into a pathetic rant about who has right of way.

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Poley: do you know what the hardest thing about being a poley is?

Teabagger: what?

Poley:telling my parents I am gay

All i want to know is "why is no one hitting that lip" ????

TEA BAGGER. hey dude wasup. POLEY. hey man isn't sharing great.

poley says, was that you at that gay bar last night.

kitesurfer says, in your dreams biatch ...now get the fxck off my wave.

Jedibrad said...

All i want to know is "why is no one hitting that lip" ????

because some kook flying a parachute got in the way of the poley

Poley: Your mama so nasty she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

Teabagger: Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

Hey polley, if you woke up on the back side of this wave with a sore ass would you tell anyone??

I have nothing against the poledancers, but you have gotta admitt , it does look really old fashion,slow and so restrictive/less manouverable than kiteing.
The numbers are dropping fast, they are an endangered species around here these days.
We are planning on catching a couple of them and see if we can breed them in captivity before its too late and they are gone forever.
Pension day at the bowls club at the 3:30pm early birds dinner is the best place to find and catch one.

Please donate to SPF, "Save the Poledancer Foundation" now,,before they are gone forever.
Remember,,,forever is for ever,,,,,and thats a really long time,,

^^^^I have,
and yes it is.

Windsurfing,,,,,SUPing with a sail,too old and lazy to paddle,,LOL

Wave sailors,,lol thats funny.
Sounds like a new member of the village people