I think we could all agree that jetskiers should be at the bottom of the list...

Nope all wronge......
Anna Bligh still at the bottom of the list

SUP's stand above


(80kg kooks on 6'3"s grovelling in 1 foot high tide beachies are at the bottom lick bottom)

I degraded to a Bodyboarder, after all the damn titanium in my spine.

PS: WTF is the wind!

PPS: where and what are interchangealble in WTF.

Why do fisherman consistently fish where it is best to surf?

You all forgot

The hated surf snake! hate the snake. They should be beaten severly after every encounter, and sent back to the car park.

Those non swimmers who flounder in the shore break upto their necks and who look at you with stunned mullet faces, get back on the land you land whales.

and my favourite are the disgruntal surfers, out in 25knts cross onshore wind slop, who think that they are surfing 6ft morning glass! Yeah you guys rip like Kelly, get back to the car park.

we all know the types, they dont rank at all.

A.

Cochroaches will have the last laff. They probably goat-boat too.

Retiree having fun.

I vote boogy boarders at the BOTTOM!!!!

With my two water sports of surfing and kitesurfing they have (for both) been the most annoying group of users IN the water.

Be out on the water around 3.30 on a nice bank to yourself either surfing or kitesurfing and watch the swarms of grommet boogs running down the beach, then swarm towards you and frenzy for every wave to destroy your sesh [}:)]

The sheer numbers of these pests show they are ripe for culling and are quite clearly at the fat end of the pyramid. That, and it is also by far the easiest of the sports to master....man, that close-out barrel roll on every wave is so exciting

I do however accept that this is a fine sport for ladies to adopt and grace us with their presence in the lineup

Blow carts

FlySurfer said...

Not only are jet-skiers annoying, they sound annoying and the smell annoying.
So eye sore, ear sore and nose sore... just like a turd.

Q. What's the difference between a jet-skier and a vacuum cleaner?

A. The position of the dirt bag!

Dear kind sir, enclosed please find my request for termination of the following forms of life, with the worst offenders at the bottom of the list:

- jetskiers at wanda who are not even supposed to be there in the first place
- fishermen who fish the flat water at dolls point and never catch anything
- jetskiers at boat harbour who believe the own the place

Thanks in advance,
Galah