What? No punji sticks and broken glass on the top rail. What a half arsed job!

I hear second stage is the implementation of Land mines.

Good luck, I hope they have good PL insurance.

"Hey Robbo, should we get this bent guard rail fixed"
"Nah mate just paint it bright white, it'll look good as new"

The bloody council again.....they never consult the parties concerned.
Firstly we wanted a secure place to kite....so they locked the Kurnell gates.
Secondly, we wanted a slider to be installed....we said it sort of looks like a fence, and has to stick above the water.....that would have to be one massive high tide for that to work....and nasty splinters if you Fk up....should be interesting when the big winter storms bring that 5000 extra tonnes of sand up the beach....tripping hazard for sure, when the "Slider" is only 6 inchs above the sand level.

If I were you guys,I would be heading down to the Council quick smart and finding out the nature and extent of these "additions"

They could be more extensive,more decks,posts,barriers,coffee shop etc...

You could end up without a launch area !

They are actually way ahead of everyone on this,factoring in global warming for the slider

Cabron said...

The bloody council again.....they never consult the parties concerned.
Firstly we wanted a secure place to kite....so they locked the Kurnell gates.
Secondly, we wanted a slider to be installed....we said it sort of looks like a fence, and has to stick above the water.....that would have to be one massive high tide for that to work....and nasty splinters if you Fk up....should be interesting when the big winter storms bring that 5000 extra tonnes of sand up the beach....tripping hazard for sure, when the "Slider" is only 6 inchs above the sand level.

I reckon it is to stop the pesky sand from being blown onto the nice black bitumen road/car park, and from there into the few houses on the corner. They will cover it in green shadecloth or something soon, I'll add another pic when its all finished.

Yep Vader - correct, that section of the beach will now be rubbish central!!
Many of us locals do pick up every bit of glass we see, but its a real concern how much is there!
I probaly average a backpack full of empty stubbies and all types of broken glass per week, especially over summer. Some days I cannot fit it all in one pack!! Grrr!
Amazed there are not more cut feet!

Cya and

Goodwinds

Steve

Hilarious...love it.....however, if it's global warming....then bring on the NE'ers.

Seriously though, it's going to be the best rubbish catching device yet, and stop the ability to tractor the beach...why cant the shade cloth go up on the path way, if its for sand.

Anyway, it is only a matter of time until someone decides to burn it down, knock it over or pinch it for their own backyard....really....let start a comp. to see how long it lasts.

Will the fence last until the first thermal NE'er of the season?????

Mr float said...

They are actually way ahead of everyone on this,factoring in global warming for the slider

Cabron said...

Secondly, we wanted a slider to be installed....we said it sort of looks like a fence, and has to stick above the water.....that would have to be one massive high tide for that to work....

Apparently its growing!!!
I'm not able to post a pic at the mo, but will do soon.

I like the idea of hitching my horse to it, and also to have a late night barby on the beach.

Cya and

Goodwinds

Steve