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RPM
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19 Apr 2012 5:42pm
Pooh Stance comp.. Vote by green thumbs for your favorite.. Bucket hats and board leashes get bonus points.



Melville seems to bring out the best...


And below is a pooh stance quinella... (note board reel leash under landing gear)




lotofwind
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19 Apr 2012 8:29pm
Pooh Stance training .

DaGodfather
DaGodfather
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19 Apr 2012 8:09pm

...just type it into Google and check out these Seabreeze avatars...







...anyone you know?



bobajob
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19 Apr 2012 8:51pm
Wow, I heard Google was was doing some dodgy link stuff but that is amazing. That'll be lead story on ACA tomorrow! You got my green goo
Chris6791
Chris6791
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19 Apr 2012 6:53pm
Woo hoo, I made page two.
DaGodfather
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19 Apr 2012 9:00pm
Chris6791 said...

Woo hoo, I made page two.


...yeah, you should work on it...page 1 is only for the best of us...
Shayne86
Shayne86
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19 Apr 2012 9:42pm
How does a piece of toast that is screwing another piece of toast before he "crumbs" have ANYTHING to do with poo stance??? HAHAHAHAH good job google, good job
Dave Whettingsteel
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19 Apr 2012 10:54pm
Looks good, it's great to have some guidance on improving my stance..didn't know it was called pooh stance, but with donkey dicks, chicken necks, oh ****s, for gear I can see what poo stance is used to describe the correct stance.

Thanks for the tip!
rickwindt
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19 Apr 2012 11:10pm
Dave Whettingsteel said...

Looks good, it's great to have some guidance on improving my stance..didn't know it was called pooh stance, but with donkey dicks, chicken necks, oh ****s, for gear I can see what poo stance is used to describe the correct stance.

Thanks for the tip!


you do know that you are not supposed to stand in 'pooh stance' right?
Dave Whettingsteel
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20 Apr 2012 3:42am
Haha, ohhh no...
But I think I have it nailed!
eppo
eppo
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20 Apr 2012 9:18am
What a waste this could have taken the please delete thread to 10 pages. What was you thinking.
Subculture
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20 Apr 2012 11:06am
"Pooh stance"??? Spelling please! As you can see, there's nothing wrong with the little guys stance... He's not afraid to unhook either! (For the guys in the know, 14m but turns like a piglet)



I guess someone was trying to be 'PC' when they thought up "poo stance"..
Personally, I call it "sh1t stance" - seeing as it's so crap

Anyway, it's like this and here's how to outlaw it. Make one and place it at your local beach

dafish
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20 Apr 2012 1:54pm
^^
Now that is funny! Where do you people find this stuff? Must have loads of time up your sleeves.
dave......
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21 Apr 2012 11:14pm
I made page one! bring on the poo.
tatkins
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23 Apr 2012 1:54pm
This might be an oldie, but its a goodie......

This dude has perfected the poo stance
www.seabreeze.com.au/Members/Profile/Details.aspx

puppetonastring
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23 Apr 2012 12:01pm
Think back guys.
Remember how you felt cranking out fully "poohed" wondering how you were going to make that next turn but not at all worried cos going one way was sooooo cool
Poohers are feeling the stoke

@ subculture - love the no pooh dog yours?
huddy
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23 Apr 2012 3:06pm
tatkins said...

This might be an oldie, but its a goodie......

This dude has perfected the poo stance
www.seabreeze.com.au/Members/Profile/Details.aspx




Good to see someone likes my profile pic
Leroy B
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23 Apr 2012 2:12pm
Branson better get to work with his Google optimization - he doesn't seem to have even made page 2 and he sports a ripper pooh stance
dusta
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23 Apr 2012 2:28pm
huddy said...

tatkins said...

This might be an oldie, but its a goodie......

This dude has perfected the poo stance
www.seabreeze.com.au/Members/Profile/Details.aspx




Good to see someone likes my profile pic


tatkins posted a link to go to your own profile , so he linked his own profile and failed unless he was saying he himself had perfected the poo stance
doggie
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23 Apr 2012 2:51pm
dusta said...

huddy said...

tatkins said...

This might be an oldie, but its a goodie......

This dude has perfected the poo stance
www.seabreeze.com.au/Members/Profile/Details.aspx




Good to see someone likes my profile pic


tatkins posted a link to go to your own profile , so he linked his own profile and failed unless he was saying he himself had perfected the poo stance



Its funny cos it took me to my profile, and I dont even kite!! I do little poo stances sometimes when I surf tho
huddy
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23 Apr 2012 4:54pm
doggie said...

dusta said...

huddy said...

tatkins said...

This might be an oldie, but its a goodie......

This dude has perfected the poo stance
www.seabreeze.com.au/Members/Profile/Details.aspx




Good to see someone likes my profile pic


tatkins posted a link to go to your own profile , so he linked his own profile and failed unless he was saying he himself had perfected the poo stance



Its funny cos it took me to my profile, and I dont even kite!! I do little poo stances sometimes when I surf tho


O man and hear I was thinking I was special
doggie
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23 Apr 2012 3:38pm
huddy said...

doggie said...

dusta said...

huddy said...

tatkins said...

This might be an oldie, but its a goodie......

This dude has perfected the poo stance
www.seabreeze.com.au/Members/Profile/Details.aspx




Good to see someone likes my profile pic


tatkins posted a link to go to your own profile , so he linked his own profile and failed unless he was saying he himself had perfected the poo stance



Its funny cos it took me to my profile, and I dont even kite!! I do little poo stances sometimes when I surf tho


O man and hear I was thinking I was special


I was thinking who saw me surfing
Subculture
Subculture
443 posts
443 posts
23 Apr 2012 4:02pm
puppetonastring said...

Think back guys.
Remember how you felt cranking out fully "poohed" wondering how you were going to make that next turn but not at all worried cos going one way was sooooo cool
Poohers are feeling the stoke

@ subculture - love the no pooh dog yours?



No puppet, just a moment of creativity and a bit of time trawling the interwebs

I'm surprised no one's defended themselves from pic one of the original post and pointed out they were just starting a run..
"Thar's no for'ard movement in that thar board.. Arrrrrrrr!" (random pirate voice - with no real relevance)
rickwindt
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23 Apr 2012 9:29pm
Subculture said...


I'm surprised no one's defended themselves from pic one of the original post and pointed out they were just starting a run..
"Thar's no for'ard movement in that thar board.. Arrrrrrrr!" (random pirate voice - with no real relevance)


Yarrr right!

hamburglar
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24 Apr 2012 12:29am

who's been taking pic's of me on Lake Burley




Gwendy
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24 Apr 2012 1:30am
tatkins said...

This might be an oldie, but its a goodie......

This dude has perfected the poo stance
www.seabreeze.com.au/Members/Profile/Details.aspx




Yep, Guilty of being fully sucked in with that one.
Need to update my pictures now I've evolved from poo stance to more of a wet fart stance.
RPM
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24 Apr 2012 5:10pm
Lordy lord....








shoobs
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24 Apr 2012 6:07pm
RPM said...


Melville seems to bring out the best...


Ahaha, that is me.

It must be a pretty old photo, as I haven't been to Melville in a long time. It was where I learnt to get up on my board, and stay upwind. Now, I'm pretty sure I've lost the poo stance, and Melville is no longer my local. The hat is gone too.
nvs180
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24 Apr 2012 10:05pm


Ahaha, that is me.

It must be a pretty old photo, as I haven't been to Melville in a long time. It was where I learnt to get up on my board, and stay upwind. Now, I'm pretty sure I've lost the poo stance, and Melville is no longer my local. The hat is gone too.


Not a true poo stance, it looks like your only just rolling up onto the board, not yet in motion
zola
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Paul1
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