Dear Santa, people tried to tell me you were make believe,

But I never lost faith,

And today I find an early christmas present in the leaves of every tree,

A 25- 30 knot westerly.

Thank You my jolly friend.

I don't wish to appear greedy, but there is one more thing,

Can you see to it that I don't ever have to hear about Oprah nor Bono in Australia again.

Thanks, appreciate that.

People in WA have Christmas every day in summer.

And they don't give a $%^ about Bono or Oprah

if it's christmas in perth then why am i sitting indoors when i have no work........

what's the definition of gusty