no matter what you do, you are always going to get some newbies come in ask some of those question. are u guna bite there head off n send them on there way just don't read the bldy topic if it comes up again if you don't like it..

Me First!!
In fact you don't want to touch Dave!
I know where he's been.
P.S. I could use some pumping lessons??

Starting topics about buying a vowel that's not even a vowel

D

What happens when you have diarrhoea while wearing your wetsuit.

Bigwavedave said...

my apologies to any reader who did not recognise this as humour.

Uncle Sid participation should have made it clear! If a mentally decrepit old man with no prostate and even less retina stability is able to see the humour....

Maybe it's a Queensland thing. We have more things to make us joyous....like wind, warm water and Uncle Sid's special cream...



PS. It's time this thread disappeared into page 2 obscurity!

hahahahahhahaa,
I get the warm water bit, but after being on holiday on the goldie for two weeks and hardly a breath of wind, I think you're deluding yourself !!

au_rick said...

Bigwavedave said...

my apologies to any reader who did not recognise this as humour.

Uncle Sid participation should have made it clear! If a mentally decrepit old man with no prostate and even less retina stability is able to see the humour....

Maybe it's a Queensland thing. We have more things to make us joyous....like wind, warm water and Uncle Sid's special cream...



PS. It's time this thread disappeared into page 2 obscurity!

hahahahahhahaa,
I get the warm water bit, but after being on holiday on the goldie for two weeks and hardly a breath of wind, I think you're deluding yourself !!

That's because you were on the Gold Coast

Who is Peter Lynn?

Sorry Lach, Just trying to get a bite!!

Shame sham shame,,,

Dave, I will have you know I have enough of a prostrate to make me hard enough to ride over your bumpy driveway. You should look at getting some of that lose gravel removed and as for that mentally decrepit comment, I can't think of a come back right now.

But when I do......arrgh...arrgh......falling asleep again...........Oh ****, I just wet myself.....arrgh...I ate darkies.............my wifes a cow............arrgh...........look out, train!.......I would like a blow on me edd fanks............you seen my cat?

multiple posts about what a place is like at a certain time (no effort made whatsoever to search this or other forums I think it is actually a ploy to pick up) eg "SYDNEY IN JANUARY . Hi I am coming to Sydney in January for work .What is the wind like then,where are the good spots .Can I get a latte nearby ?"

I never been to Bali, did however wake up one morning with a very sore passage and dry mouth, not sure where that was from memeory!

Obviously I did not tell anyone, maybe thats why you are inviting me to Bali!

What is the wind like there anyway, is the food cheap and will I find aussie tucker?

Hey! thats my momma too!

momma sent me a picture of me and sids boy from last chrismus. I reckin we definitly are relayted