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Biagro
Biagro
WA
178 posts
WA, 178 posts
20 Oct 2008 2:51pm
no matter what you do, you are always going to get some newbies come in ask some of those question. are u guna bite there head off n send them on there way just don't read the bldy topic if it comes up again if you don't like it..
Surfer62
Surfer62
1357 posts
1357 posts
20 Oct 2008 3:19pm
Give me a cuddle dave
kitepilotoz
kitepilotoz
QLD
181 posts
QLD, 181 posts
20 Oct 2008 8:15pm
Me First!!
In fact you don't want to touch Dave!
I know where he's been.
P.S. I could use some pumping lessons??
justin_hannan
justin_hannan
QLD
142 posts
QLD, 142 posts
21 Oct 2008 10:20am
10 . Bitchen about poor judging at comps....
Danger Mouse
Danger Mouse
WA
592 posts
WA, 592 posts
22 Oct 2008 9:15am
Starting topics about buying a vowel that's not even a vowel

D
jquigley
jquigley
WA
205 posts
WA, 205 posts
22 Oct 2008 9:21am
Filling your kite with helium.

jquigley
jquigley
WA
205 posts
WA, 205 posts
22 Oct 2008 9:40am
What happens when you have diarrhoea while wearing your wetsuit.
walshd
walshd
SA
601 posts
SA, 601 posts
22 Oct 2008 12:24pm
Slingshot Link
au_rick
au_rick
WA
752 posts
WA, 752 posts
22 Oct 2008 12:23pm
Bigwavedave said...

my apologies to any reader who did not recognise this as humour.

Uncle Sid participation should have made it clear! If a mentally decrepit old man with no prostate and even less retina stability is able to see the humour....

Maybe it's a Queensland thing. We have more things to make us joyous....like wind, warm water and Uncle Sid's special cream...



PS. It's time this thread disappeared into page 2 obscurity!


hahahahahhahaa,
I get the warm water bit, but after being on holiday on the goldie for two weeks and hardly a breath of wind, I think you're deluding yourself !!

Cut
Cut
VIC
107 posts
Cut Cut
VIC, 107 posts
23 Oct 2008 3:30am
Bigwavedave said...

They are bindings when you wear speedos and footstraps when you wear your boardies over your wetty.

or is it the other way round.?


Why do people wear boardies over their wetsuits ? I've noticed this a lot....I just don't get it

mytchook
mytchook
QLD
561 posts
QLD, 561 posts
23 Oct 2008 6:40am
au_rick said...

Bigwavedave said...

my apologies to any reader who did not recognise this as humour.

Uncle Sid participation should have made it clear! If a mentally decrepit old man with no prostate and even less retina stability is able to see the humour....

Maybe it's a Queensland thing. We have more things to make us joyous....like wind, warm water and Uncle Sid's special cream...



PS. It's time this thread disappeared into page 2 obscurity!


hahahahahhahaa,
I get the warm water bit, but after being on holiday on the goldie for two weeks and hardly a breath of wind, I think you're deluding yourself !!




That's because you were on the Gold Coast
Mr float
Mr float
NSW
3452 posts
NSW, 3452 posts
23 Oct 2008 8:42am
peter lynn auto zenith
Bigwavedave
Bigwavedave
QLD
2057 posts
QLD, 2057 posts
23 Oct 2008 8:12am
Who is Peter Lynn?
Mr float
Mr float
NSW
3452 posts
NSW, 3452 posts
23 Oct 2008 10:50am
Bigwavedave said...

Who is Peter Lynn?


dunno ,but whenever the subject came up there was alot of hoo har
Bigwavedave
Bigwavedave
QLD
2057 posts
QLD, 2057 posts
23 Oct 2008 3:04pm
Sorry Lach, Just trying to get a bite!!

Shame sham shame,,,
Mr float
Mr float
NSW
3452 posts
NSW, 3452 posts
23 Oct 2008 4:59pm
Bigwavedave said...

Sorry Lach, Just trying to get a bite!!

Shame sham shame,,,


yeah
unclesid
unclesid
QLD
40 posts
QLD, 40 posts
24 Oct 2008 3:19pm
Dave, I will have you know I have enough of a prostrate to make me hard enough to ride over your bumpy driveway. You should look at getting some of that lose gravel removed and as for that mentally decrepit comment, I can't think of a come back right now.

But when I do......arrgh...arrgh......falling asleep again...........Oh ****, I just wet myself.....arrgh...I ate darkies.............my wifes a cow............arrgh...........look out, train!.......I would like a blow on me edd fanks............you seen my cat?
Bigwavedave
Bigwavedave
QLD
2057 posts
QLD, 2057 posts
24 Oct 2008 3:30pm
and to think I gave you my vote when you ran for PM
Mr float
Mr float
NSW
3452 posts
NSW, 3452 posts
25 Oct 2008 10:06am
multiple posts about what a place is like at a certain time (no effort made whatsoever to search this or other forums I think it is actually a ploy to pick up) eg "SYDNEY IN JANUARY . Hi I am coming to Sydney in January for work .What is the wind like then,where are the good spots .Can I get a latte nearby ?"
Bigwavedave
Bigwavedave
QLD
2057 posts
QLD, 2057 posts
25 Oct 2008 10:10am
By the way Mr Float, can you tell me what the wind is like in Bali at Christmas? I can't find any info on it anywhere!!

Me and Uncle Sid are slipping away for a dirty weekend after Boxing Day. He is so dotty he won't remember what I did to him last time we were there!
unclesid
unclesid
QLD
40 posts
QLD, 40 posts
25 Oct 2008 12:39pm

I never been to Bali, did however wake up one morning with a very sore passage and dry mouth, not sure where that was from memeory!

Obviously I did not tell anyone, maybe thats why you are inviting me to Bali!

What is the wind like there anyway, is the food cheap and will I find aussie tucker?

Bigwavedave
Bigwavedave
QLD
2057 posts
QLD, 2057 posts
25 Oct 2008 1:27pm
Plenty of Aussie sausage in Bali for you Sid

I looked up your family tree this morning and someone threw a banana at me.

So I called your mum/sister in Ipswich



and she lent me this baby photo of you



You are so hot!
Jimbob McBoilygroin
Jimbob McBoilygroin
QLD
82 posts
QLD, 82 posts
25 Oct 2008 2:08pm
Hey! thats my momma too!
unclesid
unclesid
QLD
40 posts
QLD, 40 posts
25 Oct 2008 3:11pm
found a couple of shots of you!

Here is your first trip to Bali - even in LBFMPBR paradise you still could not get laid by a human....



This one of Jim Bob just after finding out his sister been cheating on him...




This is a little photo I found of the real bigwavedave...


Jimbob McBoilygroin
Jimbob McBoilygroin
QLD
82 posts
QLD, 82 posts
25 Oct 2008 6:33pm
momma sent me a picture of me and sids boy from last chrismus. I reckin we definitly are relayted


unclesid
unclesid
QLD
40 posts
QLD, 40 posts
25 Oct 2008 6:42pm

Is the one on the right Andy Yates?

Can't be, must be that Ben Wilson fella, but then again I thought he was 10feet tall?
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