Somali Pirates kidnap Kiter

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SaveTheWhales
SaveTheWhales
WA
1908 posts
WA, 1908 posts
20 Feb 2010 9:27pm
While on Holiday - at the boozer I saw this Noob kiter get kidnapped by Pirates -they grabbed him straight off the beach n tied him to their getaway boat !!





jquigley
jquigley
WA
205 posts
WA, 205 posts
21 Feb 2010 1:00am
Uuummmm......

What makes you say the pirates are Solamis?

The Somalis operate in the Red Sea and as you can see, as we can all see, this sea is plainly not Red.



dachopper
dachopper
WA
1802 posts
WA, 1802 posts
21 Feb 2010 7:12am
I though they hung around the gulf of Aden, and I sure can't see any Gulf clubs ! :)
Bigwavedave
Bigwavedave
QLD
2057 posts
QLD, 2057 posts
21 Feb 2010 9:37am
you aaarrrrr a d1ckhead!
jquigley
jquigley
WA
205 posts
WA, 205 posts
21 Feb 2010 9:04am
dachopper said...

I though they hung around the gulf of Aden, and I sure can't see any Gulf clubs ! :)


Let's not let the facts get in the way of a good story hey?

It's right next to the Red Sea, I'm sure there'd still be some red in it.
kaleidoscope
kaleidoscope
NSW
132 posts
NSW, 132 posts
21 Feb 2010 12:33pm
3.14% of Sailors are Pi Rates.
SaveTheWhales
SaveTheWhales
WA
1908 posts
WA, 1908 posts
21 Feb 2010 9:47am
Haa
Im pretty much well 1% sure they were salami Pirates ARRRR
the details were all a bit hazey after a few dozen beers but I think that Noob managed to pull off an F16 right beofre they dissapeared... unless that was when I fell off my bar stool n passed out

Maybe after NoWavedave has a quick pull to get his Sunday morning sense of humour back he'll tell us it was 'Captain Jack' or somethin

Blownaway
Blownaway
QLD
776 posts
QLD, 776 posts
21 Feb 2010 12:41pm
Is that the new cabrinha prototype......looks nice no wonder they kidnaped him
mantis5
mantis5
QLD
159 posts
QLD, 159 posts
21 Feb 2010 12:51pm
try this website if you want smackdown on pirates!

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FUNNY AS!
SaveTheWhales
SaveTheWhales
WA
1908 posts
WA, 1908 posts
21 Feb 2010 11:33am
yeah Im startin to get flashbacks now - I sure it was the the new Cab 5 called the CrossBownes this was on the kites black squares





OMG Cabrinnarrrr are Pirates too
Haircut
Haircut
QLD
6491 posts
QLD, 6491 posts
21 Feb 2010 2:54pm
and so is robbie naish
Backflip
Backflip
SA
113 posts
SA, 113 posts
21 Feb 2010 4:15pm
Are they testing a new kite called The Duo coz if you look close you (well I) can see 2 bodys hanging there or is the beer kicking in??

ARRRR HA HARRRRRR ME HARDEYS THERE SHE BLOWWWWS

You ya mate & a kite HA HARRRRRR
stabber
stabber
NSW
1114 posts
NSW, 1114 posts
21 Feb 2010 7:29pm
90% of sailors are born gay the other 10% are sucked into it!
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