gruezi said...
......I am just going for the softest smoothest pussy ride

Good luck!
I reckon you are teching out a bit with the shoes.
If you are after mellow kitesurfing, just go strapless with a small kite, cushion those impacts with your knees. Maybe your pontoon isn't the perfect ride, I have a few boards that are really relaxing and some that are too wide or need lots of foot pressure, it's down to you and your size / style.
Hope you get out there...