The answer of course is yes. They take up space, steal oxygen that could be used by more intelligent persons and just generally annoy the crap out of people. And by people I mean me!

But how do we recognize those who should be culled?

Maybe we could use this simple guide.

If you play on the road but you complain of the risk of being hit by a truck then your a stupid person.

If you play lawn bowls on the African plains but are constantly losing partners to those annoying animals with big teeth, four legs and a taste for human flesh and so believe they should all be shot then your a stupid person.

If you enjoy taking a dip in the amazon, get nibbled on by piranha every other day, but persist in your aquatic activities then your a stupid person.

If you stick your finger up your poopy hole then complain about the smell and/or taste then your a stupid person.

If you choose to participate in any activity that involves entering the ocean in an area, like Perth, where large carnivorous fish, lets say for example Great White Sharks, are known to live then your a stupid person.

The only question now that we've established that stupid people quite obviously should be culled as a community service, not to mention an entertaining way to pass the time when there's no wind, is to find a humane way to remove them from the gene pool before they take over the world.

Anyone wishing to add to the list or suggest methods for the upcoming cull please leave your feedback at cullastupidperson@Imnofool.com.au

if you claim to be intelligent but can't differentiate between you're and your in a long-winded and meaningless post, then you're a stupid person...

2 lazy to pump/?.

shodan said...

The answer of course is yes. They take up space, steal oxygen that could be used by more intelligent persons and just generally annoy the crap out of people. And by people I mean me!

But how do we recognize those who should be culled?

Maybe we could use this simple guide.

If you play on the road but you complain of the risk of being hit by a truck then your a stupid person.

If you play lawn bowls on the African plains but are constantly losing partners to those annoying animals with big teeth, four legs and a taste for human flesh and so believe they should all be shot then your a stupid person.

If you enjoy taking a dip in the amazon, get nibbled on by piranha every other day, but persist in your aquatic activities then your a stupid person.

If you stick your finger up your poopy hole then complain about the smell and/or taste then your a stupid person.

If you choose to participate in any activity that involves entering the ocean in an area, like Perth, where large carnivorous fish, lets say for example Great White Sharks, are known to live then your a stupid person.

The only question now that we've established that stupid people quite obviously should be culled as a community service, not to mention an entertaining way to pass the time when there's no wind, is to find a humane way to remove them from the gene pool before they take over the world.

Anyone wishing to add to the list or suggest methods for the upcoming cull please leave your feedback at cullastupidperson@Imnofool.com.au

So where do you kite??

Did anyone else notice the 'humour' tag on this thread?

Still though, your satire skills need improving.

But what if you're blind...?
Or have no feet...?

PJ O'Rourke:
"an arithmetical fact - 50% of the population are below average intelligence."

yes, just as soon as we have finished with the sharks

Differential perspective...

Other peoples stupidity is directly linked to my job security.. I love my job, and widespread stupidity makes it laughably necessary!!

If all the stupid people were culled and removed from the shallow end of the gene pool, that would make me (an inescapably ordinary genetic line) appear much further down the demographic spectrum than I currently am!!

So, culling stupid people would leave me looking very unemployed and well below the average that I currently enjoy..

More f%#ktards = comparatively better me

Plummet said...

bumstein said...
Differential perspective...

Other peoples stupidity is directly linked to my job security.. I love my job, and widespread stupidity makes it laughably necessary!!

If all the stupid people were culled and removed from the shallow end of the gene pool, that would make me (an inescapably ordinary genetic line) appear much further down the demographic spectrum than I currently am!!

So, culling stupid people would leave me looking very unemployed and well below the average that I currently enjoy..

More f%#ktards = comparatively better me

hehe.. then by inference you are now stupid and need to be culled.... so forth and so on!... until we cull everyone!.

Exactly!!! Where would it end?? Is that how dinosaurs met there permanent demise??

Terrible quality but you get the idea

just what i needed to end the week a little laugh

Plummet said...
i say we need to cull the fat people. if you can't see your own feet... your outa here.

haha ....the only time i get to see my dick is when i look in the mirror

bumstein said...
Differential perspective...

Other peoples stupidity is directly linked to my job security.. I love my job, and widespread stupidity makes it laughably necessary!!

If all the stupid people were culled and removed from the shallow end of the gene pool, that would make me (an inescapably ordinary genetic line) appear much further down the demographic spectrum than I currently am!!

So, culling stupid people would leave me looking very unemployed and well below the average that I currently enjoy..

More f%#ktards = comparatively better me

Hey bumstein, just curious; what is your job?

Ha ha well played Mark.

shodan said...

The answer of course is yes. They take up space, steal oxygen that could be used by more intelligent persons and just generally annoy the crap out of people. And by people I mean me!

But how do we recognize those who should be culled?

Maybe we could use this simple guide.

If you play on the road but you complain of the risk of being hit by a truck then your a stupid person.

If you play lawn bowls on the African plains but are constantly losing partners to those annoying animals with big teeth, four legs and a taste for human flesh and so believe they should all be shot then your a stupid person.

If you enjoy taking a dip in the amazon, get nibbled on by piranha every other day, but persist in your aquatic activities then your a stupid person.

If you stick your finger up your poopy hole then complain about the smell and/or taste then your a stupid person.

If you choose to participate in any activity that involves entering the ocean in an area, like Perth, where large carnivorous fish, lets say for example Great White Sharks, are known to live then your a stupid person.

The only question now that we've established that stupid people quite obviously should be culled as a community service, not to mention an entertaining way to pass the time when there's no wind, is to find a humane way to remove them from the gene pool before they take over the world.

Anyone wishing to add to the list or suggest methods for the upcoming cull please leave your feedback at cullastupidperson@Imnofool.com.au

do you even lift?