Photographer on beach = Monkeys on kites

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Kazan
Kazan
QLD
699 posts
QLD, 699 posts
19 Jan 2014 1:17pm
No joke.
Every time a photographer pops out to the water's edge to take photos of kite surfers, suddenly everyone is a "star" and try and do ridiculous moves and jumps. Most of course look like wack jobs and some jumps are even stupid altogether to the point of kites hitting each other. Seems to be worse when cameraman has a zoom lense!

Please!

If you see a photographer out there, mind your own bloody business and stay safe!
dusta
dusta
WA
2940 posts
WA, 2940 posts
19 Jan 2014 12:43pm
take it to the qld thread where there might be a slightly remote chance someone might care
lukekiter
lukekiter
WA
96 posts
WA, 96 posts
19 Jan 2014 1:55pm
We never have this problem in WA , but I might be posting this in the wrong section ; )
Underoath
Underoath
QLD
2434 posts
QLD, 2434 posts
19 Jan 2014 5:11pm
Kazan, isnt there a turtle out there that needs your saving? Lets not turn seabreeze into a winge feast.

I'm the biggest show off there is, I boost 5m, from shore, yep, thats me.

Something to look back on when im old and gray.

BOOST ON!

My mistake, I have broken my own 5m rule. This photo was over a sand bar.....back when I first started kiting.







TurtleHunter
TurtleHunter
WA
1675 posts
WA, 1675 posts
19 Jan 2014 4:01pm
lol nice kite positioning
hamburglar
hamburglar
ACT
2174 posts
ACT, 2174 posts
19 Jan 2014 7:06pm
TurtleHunter said...
lol nice koyt positioning


fixed it for ya

stabber
stabber
NSW
1114 posts
NSW, 1114 posts
19 Jan 2014 7:25pm
Stupidity is in our genome , deal with it!! I boost on the beach over the trees when the cameras are flickering( I own a cab) so technically not my fault
suniboy21
suniboy21
VIC
1090 posts
VIC, 1090 posts
19 Jan 2014 7:57pm
stabber said..

Stupidity is in our genome , deal with it!! I boost on the beach over the trees when the cameras are flickering( I own a fuel) so technically not my fault



On the note of fixing things
Underoath
Underoath
QLD
2434 posts
QLD, 2434 posts
19 Jan 2014 6:58pm
TurtleHunter said...
lol nice kite positioning


Not bad after 3 months. IMO.
Ercorn
Ercorn
QLD
199 posts
QLD, 199 posts
19 Jan 2014 6:59pm
There are a lot of monkeys on kites when there aren't cameras around.
stamp
stamp
QLD
2797 posts
QLD, 2797 posts
19 Jan 2014 7:51pm
Underoath said..

TurtleHunter said...
lol nice kite positioning


Not bad after 3 months. IMO.


yes it is...
juicerider
juicerider
WA
790 posts
WA, 790 posts
19 Jan 2014 6:43pm
What's so bad about Monkeys on kites
Chris6791
Chris6791
WA
3271 posts
WA, 3271 posts
19 Jan 2014 6:56pm
Underoath said...
Kazan, isnt there a turtle out there that needs your saving? Lets not turn seabreeze into a winge feast.

I'm the biggest show off there is, I boost 5m, from shore, yep, thats me.

Something to look back on when im old and gray.

BOOST ON!

My mistake, I have broken my own 5m rule. This photo was over a sand bar.....back when I first started kiting.










Looks like it's going to hurt a little.
salt
salt
VIC
617 posts
VIC, 617 posts
19 Jan 2014 10:03pm
dusta said..

take it to the qld thread where there might be a slightly remote chance someone might care


heed your own advice WA people haha
Underoath
Underoath
QLD
2434 posts
QLD, 2434 posts
19 Jan 2014 9:58pm
stamp said...
Underoath said..

TurtleHunter said...
lol nice kite positioning


Not bad after 3 months. IMO.


yes it is...



Oh well I'm **** in your opinion, I'll take it on the chin.

But I'm still having fun.
stamp
stamp
QLD
2797 posts
QLD, 2797 posts
19 Jan 2014 10:09pm
^^^ i never said you were **** (i think i was still learning to go upwind after 3 months kiting).
i'm just not sure why you are proudly posting a picture of a teabag gayley.
Kazan
Kazan
QLD
699 posts
QLD, 699 posts
19 Jan 2014 10:23pm
I knew this thread would bring out the show offs from the wood work.



.oO (here's me the biggest poser when a camera is around! HA)
Underoath
Underoath
QLD
2434 posts
QLD, 2434 posts
19 Jan 2014 11:03pm
stamp said..

^^^ i never said you were **** (i think i was still learning to go upwind after 3 months kiting).
i'm just not sure why you are proudly posting a picture of a teabag gayley.


Stamp, lad, I'm very proud of the pic.

When the photograph was taken I didn't know what a "gayley" was. I was just out on the water having a blast (and still do)

To me its all about progression, The pic was around the time I started learning jumps.

I remember when the pic was taken, I was so wrapped, even to this day it instils nostalgic memories of my "learning days".

The photographer was also appreciative that someone really liked his work.






Saffer
Saffer
VIC
4501 posts
VIC, 4501 posts
20 Jan 2014 12:18am
If the photographer has a decent zoom, then feel free to go wild. If the photographer doesn't, then you are honestly wasting your (and their) time because they are probably there to get snapshots of a friend/husband/wife and they don't give a **** about you. They probably won't take photos of you and if they do, you'll never see them.

If the guy does have a big lens, the next time you are going wild next to a photographer, try stopping to chat to him about position. Chances are your positioning/take off of tricks is wrong for that particular photo. Here are some examples of how positioning can affect a photo. Same photographer, same lens, similar riding position and 10 minutes apart. The only difference between the two was one rider had the sun behind him.

Bad positioning


Good positioning

Underoath
Underoath
QLD
2434 posts
QLD, 2434 posts
19 Jan 2014 11:30pm
I still like the first pic.

(I'm not trying to go against the trend here)
TryPushHarder
TryPushHarder
QLD
74 posts
QLD, 74 posts
19 Jan 2014 11:52pm
Underoath that's a cool pic man! Looks like your having a blast
Saffer
Saffer
VIC
4501 posts
VIC, 4501 posts
20 Jan 2014 12:56am
Underoath said..

I still like the first pic.

(I'm not trying to go agaist the trend here)


The first picture works but you can only have a couple of them in a set of 100 photos. But could you imagine 100 photos in a set that look like that? Also doesn't work as well for tricks because you need to see the riders face if possible.
Kazan
Kazan
QLD
699 posts
QLD, 699 posts
20 Jan 2014 12:11am
Saffer said..

If the photographer has a decent zoom, then feel free to go wild.


Oh yeah. I forgot you're the one out there with that massive zoom lens at Altona. Should have come to you, but then again if you knew who I was, you'd delete the pics no doubt!
chino
chino
VIC
166 posts
VIC, 166 posts
20 Jan 2014 1:13am
I've noticed that the feeling you get pulling a move is infinitely better than how good that move actually looks to other people. Photos are great for improving your form but generally don't look all that great to others anyways. Dont know how many photos I've shown to non kiting friends whose reaction is always "meh."

Unless the person taking the photo is Sci Anderson, in which case your poo stancing crotch out boardies over your wetsuit failed boost off of poo-brown water will be good enough to frame.
kiteboy dave
kiteboy dave
QLD
6525 posts
QLD, 6525 posts
20 Jan 2014 8:27am
dusta said..

take it to the qld thread where there might be a slightly remote chance someone might care


lukekiter said..

We never have this problem in WA , but I might be posting this in the wrong section ; )


He might have worded his original post a bit poorly but he was on the money. If it's an Aussie forum (not a WA forum that the rest of us are allowed in) then you guys need to learn to keep your local posts in the WA section - we don't need to hear about another bl@@dy break in at scarbs or woodies, or poleys & kiters having touchy feely sessions in the flags in front of the nudie beach or whatever.
Blackbeard
Blackbeard
WA
103 posts
WA, 103 posts
20 Jan 2014 6:54am
Laurie should ban the next person to Whinge about which section to post in.....really who gives a toss!
Saffer
Saffer
VIC
4501 posts
VIC, 4501 posts
20 Jan 2014 10:31am
Kazan said..

Saffer said..

If the photographer has a decent zoom, then feel free to go wild.


Oh yeah. I forgot you're the one out there with that massive zoom lens at Altona. Should have come to you, but then again if you knew who I was, you'd delete the pics no doubt!


Honestly couldn't give a **** who you are on the beach. If I am there taking photos, I'm looking for the best photo, not the photo of the person I like the most.

There are generally a couple of things you look for as a photographer:

1. Position relative to the sun including position of take off and landing
2. Positon of kite relative to rider (some tricks position the kite better)
3. The rider actually looking at the photographer during the trick (pictures of the back of someone's head generally look crap 90% of the time)
austin
austin
671 posts
671 posts
20 Jan 2014 8:04am
Kodak courage
Loftywinds
Loftywinds
QLD
2060 posts
QLD, 2060 posts
20 Jan 2014 10:34am
Saffer said..
Honestly couldn't give a **** who you are on the beach. If I am there taking photos, I'm looking for the best photo, not the photo of the person I like the most.


Can you ever take a joke Saf?

dusta
dusta
WA
2940 posts
WA, 2940 posts
20 Jan 2014 8:39am
kiteboy dave said..

dusta said..

take it to the qld thread where there might be a slightly remote chance someone might care


lukekiter said..

We never have this problem in WA , but I might be posting this in the wrong section ; )


He might have worded his original post a bit poorly but he was on the money. If it's an Aussie forum (not a WA forum that the rest of us are allowed in) then you guys need to learn to keep your local posts in the WA section - we don't need to hear about another bl@@dy break in at scarbs or woodies, or poleys & kiters having touchy feely sessions in the flags in front of the nudie beach or whatever.


went straight over your head didn't it ?

eppo
eppo
WA
9790 posts
WA, 9790 posts
20 Jan 2014 9:15am

Yesterday arvo, two monkeys in action...me iPhone in one hand, beer in the other....oooooohhh ooh aaaaaaaaahahaha (monkey sounds)....

(my monkey son in the morning, starting him early.....).









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