coldshot said...
4. Regular Kiter from Pelican Point does a HUGE BOOST and lands into a WINDSURFER's sail 3/4 the way up! YOU KNOW WHO U ARE!!
Yeah that was
'ME' 
It never ceases to amaze when people post crap about half of what they know !!
Poley upwind / kiter downwind - Poley jibes in front of kiter
'Without Looking', kiter would rather not drive his board straight into Poley so in a split second decision, trys to jump out of way - pointing board away from Poley and sail and clips the Poley sail

(youve seen how big I was jumping - so now Im sure you can figure out that wasnt a normal jump at a pissweak 3/4 mast height)
Then checks if the Poley is ok - all good from him, we keep kiting together and he now looks behind as most every one else did the whole arvo
Also I was involved in another incident
wait did you miss that one 
Part 1

Having seen a noob downwind, kite in the water trying to relaunch - smack in the middle of a bunch of kids on mini learner Poley rigs

i recomended him to pull his Safety as he was not far from the shore - obviously to wrap up and get out of the kids way and reset upwind

But Noob continues to try relaunch in middle of kids....
Part 2

just as I go to land my kite, its not on the ground yet ! The same Noob unfarkenbeleivably goes to land his kite too - over my head, it crashes into my lines - tangles then rolls backward, i jump under his lines quick smart not to get caught if it were to power up
And on behalf of those kids, let him and his friends (one was instructing) have both farken barrels and his and his Fwit instructors excuse was..
Quote: Im only a beginner and learning
Since when were we ever taught to crash your kite on top of someone when there landing there own kite - Fwitz
Had a great day though and is unfortunate reality that sometimes things go pearshape regardless

If anyone has anything they wish to say to me - I'll be back down there this arvo, this typing stuff and bad spelling gets boring...
otherwise have a Wonderful day - Noobs and all