1st vid Lyrics:
Here comes da solid object
word im up
gonna mash me ed
word im up
not da first time
word im up
makes no diff cause me melon don't work
Just can't help himself with doing 'look at moi' stuff on solid objects can he?
Boy that epic gear (and the e symbol) looked pretty familiar.. now where have I seen that before?
Yeh - ok there was some nice stuff in there (boost onto stationary board in water was noice). Anyone notice the downed Cab looking lost without a tree in sight?
2nd vid - Ha ha ha ha instead of holding onto the chicken loop with one hand he goes the bum drag instead! Crusty crack for days - right there.
Umm... WTF is the harness? Safety leash? Brain? Such an admirable instructor.
Note the reluctance of the nubile to hold onto his bar.
dont they have alligators in stuff like that 
