My perfect day!!!

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sebol
sebol
WA
753 posts
WA, 753 posts
4 Nov 2013 10:29am
Wake up go for a surf
Push kiddies in the white water and watch them get up
Back to the chack for a barbie with my mates
Sea breeze is in, huge 4 hours down winder with decent swell
another barbie to heal tired body
Marshmallows on open fire
score a root

Can you beat this?????
I probably score the above at least 10 times a year and it is etching a constant smirk on my face.


What's your perfect day?
bennie
bennie
ACT
1258 posts
ACT, 1258 posts
4 Nov 2013 1:43pm
yeah thats pretty close to mine too, except I swap the surf in the morning for some down hill mtb(man thats so addictive, I just can't get enough)
Plummet
Plummet
4862 posts
4862 posts
4 Nov 2013 2:16pm
That is a good day indeed. Particularaly if you can get a leg over at the end.

Its called a 50 session.The saying goes on you death bed when you old and wrinkly you will only remember 50 days of your past. They are the best and worst days of your life. The time you had kids, your first root. the time you totalled your parents car etc. and your best epic session.

If you will remember it for the rest of your life it is indeed worthy and ultimately is the goal.

Every year I go to the Moosemeet. drive 50km up a beach and camp in the sand dunes for 5 days. No cell phone coverage, no technology. Just sand and wind and kiting buddies. Wake up, kite, eat, kite, talk some shiit with kite buddies, kite some more, eat kite, talk smack, night kite. Repeat for 5 days.

It is a glorious occasion.








stabber
stabber
NSW
1114 posts
NSW, 1114 posts
4 Nov 2013 7:16pm
all that and.....

get drunk, fall into bed , get a 10 minute heddy, a ten second fart and laugh yerself to sleep.
kitcho207
kitcho207
NSW
865 posts
NSW, 865 posts
4 Nov 2013 7:23pm
You guys are dreaming or not married. Lol
Fly on da wall
Fly on da wall
SA
725 posts
SA, 725 posts
4 Nov 2013 7:09pm
Hey Plummet, you rock! I see why everyone is a bit jealous of you kiwi's....

And you'd probably throw a hungi in there too!!!
dusta
dusta
WA
2940 posts
WA, 2940 posts
4 Nov 2013 4:48pm
i tried to get a legup last night and got told NO , yet my 10 week old gets a boob whenever she cries . What about poor dad ?
eppo
eppo
WA
9793 posts
WA, 9793 posts
4 Nov 2013 5:45pm
Yeh man I hear ya. Give it time, they come back after a while.

Remind me of the joke, there are three kinds of sex, unmarried wild sex, the honeymoon deeper more intimate love sex,

Then after kids...

As you are walking past each other at 2am in the morning with a child each you say

"Fck you".

Something like that anyhow. Kids suck em dry man, literally, give her time. You now come third, behind the kids, and the dog.
kiteboy dave
kiteboy dave
QLD
6525 posts
QLD, 6525 posts
4 Nov 2013 8:04pm
dusta said..

i tried to get a legup last night and got told NO , yet my 10 week old gets a boob whenever she cries . What about poor dad ?


Personally I needed some recovery time to see the relevant bits the same way as I used to.
Skid
Skid
QLD
1499 posts
QLD, 1499 posts
4 Nov 2013 8:40pm
kiteboy dave said..

dusta said..

i tried to get a legup last night and got told NO , yet my 10 week old gets a boob whenever she cries . What about poor dad ?


Personally I needed some recovery time to see the relevant bits the same way as I used to.


Seeing your first child being born is like watching your favorite pub burn down....
A tear in the eye, sobbing, "I used to love spending my nights in there; it'll never be the same again...."
Phoney
Phoney
NSW
608 posts
NSW, 608 posts
4 Nov 2013 10:18pm
Or like watching a bulldozer plough through your sandpit.

(not that i have kids )
eppo
eppo
WA
9793 posts
WA, 9793 posts
4 Nov 2013 7:26pm
All So true!! And its one of the many times you think, thank fck I'm a man
cauncy
cauncy
WA
8407 posts
WA, 8407 posts
4 Nov 2013 8:52pm
Skid said..

kiteboy dave said..

dusta said..

i tried to get a legup last night and got told NO , yet my 10 week old gets a boob whenever she cries . What about poor dad ?


Personally I needed some recovery time to see the relevant bits the same way as I used to.


Seeing your first child being born is like watching your favorite pub burn down....
A tear in the eye, sobbing, "I used to love spending my nights in there; it'll never be the same again...."


attended the birth of my kids, it put me off liver for a fortnight
Plummet
Plummet
4862 posts
4862 posts
5 Nov 2013 5:50am
Brisbud said..

Hey Plummet, you rock! I see why everyone is a bit jealous of you kiwi's....

And you'd probably throw a hungi in there too!!!


chur bro!
Plummet
Plummet
4862 posts
4862 posts
5 Nov 2013 5:54am
cauncy said..

Skid said..

kiteboy dave said..

dusta said..

i tried to get a legup last night and got told NO , yet my 10 week old gets a boob whenever she cries . What about poor dad ?


Personally I needed some recovery time to see the relevant bits the same way as I used to.


Seeing your first child being born is like watching your favorite pub burn down....
A tear in the eye, sobbing, "I used to love spending my nights in there; it'll never be the same again...."


attended the birth of my kids, it put me off liver for a fortnight


PS for the rest of you girls talking about your vagina's.... list up your perfect session.! I'm starting to this this is a womens weekly forum. Next yourl be talking about your favourite muffin recipe.

Lets get back to the topic at had and discuss the perfect day.

kitingtopher
kitingtopher
SA
313 posts
SA, 313 posts
5 Nov 2013 4:05pm
seabreeze crankin this arvo i'm outa here
any day its windy
bearbusa
bearbusa
QLD
295 posts
QLD, 295 posts
5 Nov 2013 4:23pm
Every day above ground is a great day , catching a two metre swell for a surf early morning at Sunshine beach main break ,then a down winder from sunshine to column in 20+, a few beers and barbque with freinds while washing up and packing the gear away , even better
prea
prea
QLD
184 posts
QLD, 184 posts
5 Nov 2013 5:42pm
Plummet said..

cauncy said..

Skid said..

kiteboy dave said..

dusta said..

i tried to get a legup last night and got told NO , yet my 10 week old gets a boob whenever she cries . What about poor dad ?


Personally I needed some recovery time to see the relevant bits the same way as I used to.


Seeing your first child being born is like watching your favorite pub burn down....
A tear in the eye, sobbing, "I used to love spending my nights in there; it'll never be the same again...."


attended the birth of my kids, it put me off liver for a fortnight


PS for the rest of you girls talking about your vagina's.... list up your perfect session.! I'm starting to this this is a womens weekly forum. Next yourl be talking about your favourite muffin recipe.

Lets get back to the topic at had and discuss the perfect day.



Plummet said..

cauncy said..

Skid said..

kiteboy dave said..

dusta said..

i tried to get a legup last night and got told NO , yet my 10 week old gets a boob whenever she cries . What about poor dad ?


Personally I needed some recovery time to see the relevant bits the same way as I used to.


Seeing your first child being born is like watching your favorite pub burn down....
A tear in the eye, sobbing, "I used to love spending my nights in there; it'll never be the same again...."


attended the birth of my kids, it put me off liver for a fortnight


PS for the rest of you girls talking about your vagina's.... list up your perfect session.! I'm starting to this this is a womens weekly forum. Next yourl be talking about your favourite muffin recipe.

Lets get back to the topic at had and discuss the perfect day.



Blueberry and white chocolate muffins.... yum
birdie919
birdie919
WA
82 posts
WA, 82 posts
5 Nov 2013 4:56pm
...up real early for a climb at my favourite crag ( Boomer in Pinjara ) home when the flies get to much. Brunch and wait for wind. Down to woodies for a few hours. Home for the best curry in W.A. (hers) and the best nan bread from the wood fired oven (mine) with family and friends. Bed shattered... as for the rest you have got to be joking after all that!!!!
cauncy
cauncy
WA
8407 posts
WA, 8407 posts
5 Nov 2013 5:30pm
went down the beach, elle mcpherson was there watching me kite, asked for a lesson , however when i put my harness around her waist it didnt fit, bloody straps were stuck so i had to use my teeth, then the missus elbowed me and told me it was time to get up for work
djoblin
djoblin
99 posts
99 posts
5 Nov 2013 5:35pm
Mine would be:

Early surf, then Paraglide till the wind is too strong then kite flat slicks, BBQ to top it off, then spa!
cauncy
cauncy
WA
8407 posts
WA, 8407 posts
5 Nov 2013 6:01pm
birdie919 said..

...up real early for a climb at my favourite crag ( Boomer in Pinjara ) home when the flies get to much. Brunch and wait for wind. Down to woodies for a few hours. Home for the best curry in W.A. (hers) and the best nan bread from the wood fired oven (mine) with family and friends. Bed shattered... as for the rest you have got to be joking after all that!!!!


thats bollocks as i make the best curry in wa, thai green fish curry with the daily catch at dirk hartog, ive had women wanting me to father their children after serving it up for them.
random101
random101
VIC
90 posts
VIC, 90 posts
5 Nov 2013 10:36pm
I had one on friday I was just telling someone the other day I got the perfect day :)

beefarmer
beefarmer
WA
328 posts
WA, 328 posts
5 Nov 2013 10:40pm
after just getting over 8 months out with a buggered shoulder, for me it would be getting out on the SUP on a perfect glassy morning, actually being able to use the damn paddle the way it is meant to be used for the first time, catching a double head bomb and skating down the face of a wave faster than i ever have before. bouncing like a kangaroo totally out of control, but somehow making the bottom turn... then eating **** on the top turn.

i'm sure it wasn't pretty but it felt fkn good after that long out.... topped off with a nice leisurely sail on a mates yacht in the afternoon, few beers on deck and crashing out, good day over. well that was sunday and it was alright
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