What did he say when you spoke to him?

not a school..

just wicked camper DB's teaching others..

All fun and games till the chopper comes out... Kilo bravo foxtrot over...[}:)]

Can I get a rescue!

Aseema said...

Puh to the guy giving lessons at woodies without boat and in the way of every body how wants to practice freestyle.

Anyone riding that beach that is not advanced level should be over the other side at Beach 1. Pretty basic stuff! That's the local rules, well within your rights to have a word I reckon.

the gibbo said...

I stopped a couple of crew the other day going thru to launch down by the cement works, they parked at B1

Friendly word, said you cant launch there mate(broken english, lots of nodding), got in thier van and they moved on to B3

There is little/no f u k i n signage anwhere down there whether it be in english or not, how the f do we expect these guys to know anything

The sign should say- "If you need to read a sign to know where you should/shouldn't kite -Then F#ck off"

the gibbo said...

^^ These are generaly euro's mate, how the f do they know ???

Would you know if you went to europe ?? No you wouldnt

And f'off is a great response by the way, it works in all forms of life, i find if i have a problem at work and someone doesnt know what there doing, i tell them to f'off, if my kids are winding me up i tell them f'off, if i have a problem with my wife i tell her to f'off, if the cops pull me over i tell them to f'off too, cos i am a genius !!!

If you own a kite you should know that you shouldn't kite where its offshore- lesson number one. It's like having a sign to say don't jump off this cliff. The type of people that kite in stupid spots are not sign readers...

It's a bit different say at melville where there are bouys etc and complex rules. I wouldn't say that there's anything other than common sense needed at woodies..

You missed my original point, the cement works is an excluded zone which i brought to thier attention and they listened

The problem is you cant teach common sense

Spacemonkey! said...

Maybe we should put up a sign, don't **** in our dunes at woodies for the euros also?

Ok, here is the thing - they speak Portuguese. How would you know they are euros?

Brazilians maybe?

There are more and more of them (and nothing wrong with this)!

the gibbo said...

^^ These are generaly euro's mate, how the f do they know ???

Would you know if you went to europe ?? No you wouldnt

And f'off is a great response by the way, it works in all forms of life, i find if i have a problem at work and someone doesnt know what there doing, i tell them to f'off, if my kids are winding me up i tell them f'off, if i have a problem with my wife i tell her to f'off, if the cops pull me over i tell them to f'off too, cos i am a genius !!!

I think its a poor excuse for laziness. Before I travelled to each country I've been to I took the time to find out where I was and wasn't allowed to kite. If you can't be bothered to find out about the place you are going to, you shouldn't be boarding a plane.

He said that it was too choppy to teach on beach 1. i succested that he go to the river.

lotofwind said...

What did he say when you spoke to him?

It is actually a local that is teaching on beach 3. He also has a van advertising lessons on his car. Maybe we should let his tyres down.

lostinlondon said...

Aseema said...

Puh to the guy giving lessons at woodies without boat and in the way of every body how wants to practice freestyle.

Anyone riding that beach that is not advanced level should be over the other side at Beach 1. Pretty basic stuff! That's the local rules, well within your rights to have a word I reckon.

Aseema said...

It is actually a local that is teaching on beach 3. He also has a van advertising lessons on his car. Maybe we should let his tyres down.

lostinlondon said...


What make of van/colour & what was the name of his 'school' or business???

If this f'wit is making such fundamental fk up's at Woodies, I'm damn sure I don't want him at my local...name & shame him here, now...well, at least the colour of his van so we know how to spot him....

laurie said...

Reminds me of a previous oarsome event at woodies (2004)

www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/Kitesurfing/General/What-went-on-at-woodies-or-Drama-galOAR/

classic thats a trip down memory lane funny how things just stay the same

Thanks Laurie.

I thought I would copy and past my contibution from 2004, after reading it again it sounded like writen yesterday, sort of pointless to keep on writing anything new realy.

Quote myself 2004:
I agree, theese tourists can be a pain in the ass, just look at other popular spots for windsurfing, they are all virtually owned by the tourists,eg lancelin, corros etc. Councils are not goingto help you out here, because they can see the dollars rolling from this new and exiting sport soon, and they dont give a sh.. how hot you think you are, and I was here first, I dont like euros (the roo?)and so forth.....
We will have to learn to live with it, buy a 4wd and sail those spots where the ignorants cant follow,
Or...... beef up, boost harder up wind and make some room for yourself
,this might end tragicaly for someone involved, or all of us.

Ive got no real answers have I ??????

12-4 = 8

HBBear said...

Aseema said...

It is actually a local that is teaching on beach 3. He also has a van advertising lessons on his car. Maybe we should let his tyres down.

lostinlondon said...


What make of van/colour & what was the name of his 'school' or business???

If this f'wit is making such fundamental fk up's at Woodies, I'm damn sure I don't want him at my local...name & shame him here, now...well, at least the colour of his van so we know how to spot him....

Who is it???

Name of school?????

Don't be shy.....