Ok whos been hiding covert cameras or explosive devices in their kites??

politicians have been flying kites for years

because they are a terrorist

Fill your kite wth a mix of hydrogen and acetylene... rig a small ignitor into the fabric... and BooooYA!

PS Eppo. you have to eat more pies to hold a 15 edge in 40 knots.

But i'm picturing the virgins now... sounds like a good deal. explode myself into pink mist all for the illusion of endless virgins.

Just need to change my name to Al.

Then any explosions can be claimed in the name of "Alkiter"

Now the hard part. How do we summon the required 40 knots to occur on than exact day?

I know. Sacrifice some virgins to the wind gods....

Ahh now I see a fatal error in the plan.

If you have a ready supply of virgins to sacrifice then why do you need to blow yourself up to meet them in the after life?

Well you guys are much more clever developing this metaphor.


All I can think about is the virgins. Those lucky suicide bombers, tell almost makes me want to convert and become one.

Between 56 and 72 is the going rate I have heard, must depends how many infidels you take with you.

Apparently they are a little nervous.. It must suck to be afraid of kites.