KBM Competition - win a Mystic Harness (Humour)

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Idiot

577 posts

Idiot

WA, 577 posts

21 Oct 2009 9:35am

mcbride said...

you guys all look like you have got decent new harnesses allready im still riding a 2005 dakine tabu pulls my rigs out of place and is about to rip in half!!!

and i cant buy another one coz im still in school and have no income like you guys

I found a harness @ Leighton last week and I've put it in lost and found section.
If no one claim it for another 3 weeks I'll give it to you

steviebobby

26 posts

steviebobby

26 posts

21 Oct 2009 1:38pm

I'll swap my harness for ya dog Rusty, I haven't had a decent feed in weeks!!![}:)]

mcbride said...

you guys all look like you have got decent new harnesses allready im still riding a 2005 dakine tabu pulls my rigs out of place and is about to rip in half!!!

and i cant buy another one coz im still in school and have no income like you guys

Miss Jessie

NSW

181 posts

Miss Jessie

NSW, 181 posts

21 Oct 2009 5:06pm

mcbride said...

you guys all look like you have got decent new harnesses allready im still riding a 2005 dakine tabu pulls my rigs out of place and is about to rip in half!!!

and i cant buy another one coz im still in school and have no income like you guys

haha.... i have lived out of home from 17 (5yrs) to go to uni cos my family lives woop woop. I study all year and work all summer and every 2nd wkend to pay the bills n pay 4 my kite addiction! Think u may need to get a job on the weekend in stead of wingeing-lots of us do it tough!!

kyron

TAS

209 posts

kyron

TAS, 209 posts

21 Oct 2009 5:37pm

PS, i want the Large Black Firestarter, just in case I win!!!

Miss Jessie

NSW

181 posts

Miss Jessie

NSW, 181 posts

21 Oct 2009 6:10pm

^^^^ Fantastic effort!!! Way to much free time!!!

tha dogman

NSW

2912 posts

tha dogman

NSW, 2912 posts

21 Oct 2009 6:26pm

kyron that is epic

well done mate

come on crew beat that

Hedges

54 posts

Hedges

NT, 54 posts

21 Oct 2009 11:03pm

So..... put a photo in and if they feel sorry

for you it could be yours

mcbride said...

you guys all look like you have got decent new harnesses allready im still riding a 2005 dakine tabu pulls my rigs out of place and is about to rip in half!!!

and i cant buy another one coz im still in school and have no income like you guys

Kitepower Australia

NSW

4382 posts

Kitepower Australia

NSW, 4382 posts

22 Oct 2009 9:37am

kyron said...

PS, i want the Large Black Firestarter, just in case I win!!!

Awesome, best magazine reading while riding I have ever seen, LOL'S!!

Cya and

Goodwinds

Steve

laurie

NSW

3889 posts

laurie

NSW, 3889 posts

22 Oct 2009 1:27pm

Classic!

So where's all the other kiters? Had the whole ocean to yourself?

sillymanwithamoustache

TAS

97 posts

sillymanwithamoustache

TAS, 97 posts

22 Oct 2009 1:38pm

thats taking multi-tasking to a whole new level

KBM

QLD

223 posts

KBM

QLD, 223 posts

22 Oct 2009 1:55pm

Wow nice work Kynon -

Most of our readers get the pages a bit soggy when they get too excited

but after seeing you kite while reading we are thinking of changing to a glossy waterproof paper

What do you reckon???

Hope that inspires a few more crew to do something creative just a week left till we close the comp

thanks
KBM crew

kyron

TAS

209 posts

kyron

TAS, 209 posts

22 Oct 2009 4:01pm

Ha ha, no need for the waterproof edition, I didn't get a drop of water on my mag!!!!

KBM said...

Wow nice work Kynon -

Most of our readers get the pages a bit soggy when they get too excited

but after seeing you kite while reading we are thinking of changing to a glossy waterproof paper

What do you reckon???

Hope that inspires a few more crew to do something creative just a week left till we close the comp

thanks
KBM crew

steviebobby

26 posts

steviebobby

26 posts

22 Oct 2009 8:29pm

I took this shot of my uncle Frederick, he always reads the mag when he's not wrestling other man in the back room of my cousin Bilbo's shack! He said he will take any harness as long as it will support him adequately through out a portuguese breakfast, double dutch rudder and 4 hours of champagne cork space docking and all that while keeping his two dogs in his friend Ronald's bath!!

brucex

QLD

701 posts

brucex

QLD, 701 posts

27 Oct 2009 7:15am

Last week for entries for this comp - closes Friday 30th
cheers Bruce KBM

Polupoluu

41 posts

Polupoluu

41 posts

27 Oct 2009 7:36pm

What is the biggest size this harness come in?

steviebobby

26 posts

steviebobby

26 posts

27 Oct 2009 8:07pm

Well Polupoluu,
I was in the factory that makes the harness the other day and they were working on a prototype harness to help rescue sick elephants by helicopter in South Africa, or you could always get one made from the covers they use to keep the cricket pitches dry!

Good luck and aloha my friend!

Polupoluu said...

What is the biggest size this harness come in?

graceful

773 posts

graceful

WA, 773 posts

29 Oct 2009 9:46pm

nothing distracts me from my KBM

medium Mystic Warrior II Len10 Harness please

steviebobby

26 posts

steviebobby

26 posts

30 Oct 2009 9:10am

Stevie Bobby wants the harness......

Idiot

577 posts

Idiot

WA, 577 posts

30 Oct 2009 10:11am

graceful said...

...medium Mystic Warrior II Len10 Harness please

Dude if that's your photo there is no way in hell you can fit your self in a medium size harness.

graceful

773 posts

graceful

WA, 773 posts

30 Oct 2009 10:12am

hahah ****ttt....
i got to excited about a free harness and totally over looked the "latest issue part" ****tt hahaha

graceful

773 posts

graceful

WA, 773 posts

30 Oct 2009 10:18am

Idiot said...

graceful said...

...medium Mystic Warrior II Len10 Harness please

Dude if that's your photo there is no way in hell you can fit your self in a medium size harness.

medium is size 34 waist line...thats me mate...but looks like im disquailfied now anyways haha... unless i can get out of work early and retake the pic with current issue

KBM

QLD

223 posts

KBM

QLD, 223 posts

30 Oct 2009 12:58pm

graceful said...

Idiot said...

graceful said...
[ unless i can get out of work early and retake the pic with current issue

You should resubmit the pic besides its another chance to get you girlfriend in lingerie again

Kadkhah

381 posts

Kadkhah

WA, 381 posts

30 Oct 2009 11:01am

KBM said...

... besides its another chance to get you girlfriend in lingerie again

Lots of jokes in my head but if I even mention one of them I will get my a$$ kicked.

WillyO

QLD

263 posts

WillyO

QLD, 263 posts

30 Oct 2009 1:08pm

graceful said...

Idiot said...

graceful said...

...medium Mystic Warrior II Len10 Harness please

Dude if that's your photo there is no way in hell you can fit your self in a medium size harness.

medium is size 34 waist line...thats me mate...but looks like im disquailfied now anyways haha... unless i can get out of work early and retake the pic with current issue

can you tell her to turn around this time.

graceful

773 posts

graceful

WA, 773 posts

30 Oct 2009 11:18am

KBM said...

graceful said...

Idiot said...

graceful said...
[ unless i can get out of work early and retake the pic with current issue

You should resubmit the pic besides its another chance to get you girlfriend in lingerie again

haha not gonna happen..stuck at work till late

but i reckon i should get a prize anyway just for getting her to get her kit off huh?

getfunky

4485 posts

getfunky

WA, 4485 posts

30 Oct 2009 2:08pm

WillyO said...

graceful said...

Idiot said...

graceful said...

...medium Mystic Warrior II Len10 Harness please

Dude if that's your photo there is no way in hell you can fit your self in a medium size harness.

medium is size 34 waist line...thats me mate...but looks like im disquailfied now anyways haha... unless i can get out of work early and retake the pic with current issue

can you tell her to turn around this time.

DONE.

Whoa!! Turn back around!!

robwebb

NSW

93 posts

robwebb

NSW, 93 posts

31 Oct 2009 12:51pm

decdok

VIC

107 posts

decdok

VIC, 107 posts

31 Oct 2009 8:18pm

ok we get the point

steviebobby

26 posts

steviebobby

26 posts

31 Oct 2009 8:32pm

Taking my mag out in shark infested waters while my girlfriend works on her base tan in the shorey is the only way to enjoy kbm....
Ill have the warrior 2 harness!

LordAaron

VIC

17 posts

LordAaron

VIC, 17 posts

2 Nov 2009 10:33pm

out of all these photo's theres like 1 person that actually done a good one, its a hard choice to see who will win this.

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