Is nude kiting better than sex?

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DirtDrive
DirtDrive
QLD
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QLD, 16 posts
10 Apr 2011 6:13pm


TurtleHunter
TurtleHunter
WA
1675 posts
WA, 1675 posts
10 Apr 2011 4:32pm
bloody Queenslanders I can see why they call it the sunshine state
Weta
Weta
WA
893 posts
WA, 893 posts
10 Apr 2011 4:44pm
That is Wrong with a capital W...............

What kind of sex are you comparing kiting too??

cowbouy
cowbouy
QLD
29 posts
QLD, 29 posts
10 Apr 2011 7:14pm
Is this the test to find out if the the stinger season in FNQ has finished yet??
NSW, 4382 posts
10 Apr 2011 7:16pm
No, its just nude kiting the same as clothed kiting, the difference is in your mind the the terrible effect you have on people that witness this act of visual vandalism.
Sex = Something that is shared between 2 people and is as special as your ability to understand relationships.
Weta
Weta
WA
893 posts
WA, 893 posts
10 Apr 2011 5:23pm
It's all wrong the fact he's riding a RED CABRINHA board explains alot.

Hope this post isn't removed as well [}:)]
Chris_M
Chris_M
2132 posts
2132 posts
10 Apr 2011 5:27pm
TurtleHunter said...

bloody Queenslanders I can see why they call it the sunshine state


I dont see why its the called the sunshine state based on this pic. Looks more like the moons out to me
ImaYinkle
ImaYinkle
WA
18 posts
WA, 18 posts
10 Apr 2011 6:04pm
Kitepower Australia said...

Sex = Something that is shared between 2 people and is as special as your ability to understand relationships.


What about solitary sex????
rhinoman
rhinoman
QLD
362 posts
QLD, 362 posts
10 Apr 2011 8:20pm
ImaYinkle said...

Kitepower Australia said...

Sex = Something that is shared between 2 people and is as special as your ability to understand relationships.


What about solitary sex????


yes you wankers
Joe Cron
Joe Cron
NSW
450 posts
NSW, 450 posts
10 Apr 2011 8:55pm
Not sure why, but I imagine the rider and crew were laughing soo hard they could hardly stand.

I was nude surfing in my teens with mates at deserted Trechery Beach. Laughed some of the hardest I ever have in my life.

I remember seeing a mate take the drop, set up his bottom turn and crank it over, it looked so funny, I couldn't duck dive the wave and swallowed lots of water.

We all had sunburnt behinds around the fire that night.

Good Times.
Capt.Gumby
Capt.Gumby
QLD
354 posts
QLD, 354 posts
10 Apr 2011 8:59pm
Kiting......... it really is a such a ghey sport..............really ghey!

I could just imagine the conversation on the beach leading up to this event.

Bloke 1 "Hey, Im thinking I might get my gear off and go for a kite"
Bloke 2 "great idea mate, hang on, wait till I get my camera"
Bloke 1 "wow, thats going to make it even better!"
Bloke 2 "Then we can post it on the net for all to see!"
Bloke 1 "You really are an ideas man, it will prove once and for all kiting is a mans sport and not ghey in any way whatsoever"

Please tell me Bloke 2 was actually a female.

The poley's are going to have a field day with this.....
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
10 Apr 2011 9:23pm
Joe Cron said...

Not sure why, but I imagine the rider and crew were laughing soo hard they could hardly stand.

I was nude surfing in my teens with mates at deserted Trechery Beach. Laughed some of the hardest I ever have in my life.

I remember seeing a mate take the drop, set up his bottom turn and crank it over, it looked so funny, I couldn't duck dive the wave and swallowed lots of water.

We all had sunburnt behinds around the fire that night.

Good Times.


That story sounds all a bit too Brokeback mountain to me
NSW, 4382 posts
10 Apr 2011 9:41pm
ImaYinkle said...

Kitepower Australia said...

Sex = Something that is shared between 2 people and is as special as your ability to understand relationships.


What about solitary sex????


Yep agree, thats just wanking.
moons
moons
WA
349 posts
WA, 349 posts
10 Apr 2011 7:58pm
Chris_M said...

TurtleHunter said...

bloody Queenslanders I can see why they call it the sunshine state


I dont see why its the called the sunshine state based on this pic. Looks more like the moons out to me



Hey, I resemble that remark
eppo
eppo
WA
9792 posts
WA, 9792 posts
11 Apr 2011 9:19am
A story for ya...Was at graveyards in exmouth 9 years ago, (when no-one or very few people except locals and the occasional perth crew kited there), deserted beach with my missus.

Got yanked thorugh the water taking my shorts and jocks, with some precarious looking male turtles making barking gargles at me. Kited in with just harness on, hadn't seen anyone for two days and three hours this particular day, and low and behold as I'm standing on beach with my missus laughing her head of some non-kiting crew hit the beach!

Didn't have other shorts so put on my missus bikini bottoms - let's just say they aren't designed for the male anatomy. Water running down the side of your legs was extremely weird and off putting!
windangoesoff
windangoesoff
NSW
280 posts
NSW, 280 posts
11 Apr 2011 11:44am
eppo said...


Didn't have other shorts so put on my missus bikini bottoms


Photo's or it didn't happen ! The photos required are of your missus after she gave you her bikini bottom.

airtime
airtime
TAS
9 posts
TAS, 9 posts
11 Apr 2011 2:59pm
Nice jump for an oldie, but the grey buttfluff is a dead give away, could do with a dye job as well!
AKSonline
AKSonline
WA
925 posts
WA, 925 posts
11 Apr 2011 1:02pm
Maybe for you, but you've ruined mine and everyone elses day

How do I get a memory erase after viewing that hideous image

DM

PS, looks like Archer Point, is it?
eppo
eppo
WA
9792 posts
WA, 9792 posts
11 Apr 2011 2:22pm
windangoesoff said...

eppo said...


Didn't have other shorts so put on my missus bikini bottoms


Photo's or it didn't happen ! The photos required are of your missus after she gave you her bikini bottom.




No photos, so by your definition it didn't happen. It did, Digital cameras were not as easily accesible back then and I'm not one to photograph or film kite sessions - mainly becuase there is not much to see really...ha ha
ImaYinkle
ImaYinkle
WA
18 posts
WA, 18 posts
11 Apr 2011 2:30pm
airtime said...

Nice jump for an oldie, but the grey buttfluff is a dead give away, could do with a dye job as well!


Or you could head to the salon and have a back, crack and sack wax
drewmouli
drewmouli
WA
66 posts
WA, 66 posts
11 Apr 2011 2:39pm
Reminds me of photoshoot i did last year for a riding forum, stripped off 1 run down the hill at the supprise of the photographer :D the pictures are great haha, Nudity is awesome :D
laurie
laurie
WA
3890 posts
WA, 3890 posts
11 Apr 2011 4:52pm
Full moon topics are always controversial...
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
NSW, 4188 posts
11 Apr 2011 7:03pm
Lol how old is that pic?

I can't tell form the foliage but that's certainly an old school air going on...
Prawnhead
Prawnhead
NSW
1317 posts
NSW, 1317 posts
11 Apr 2011 7:16pm
kiting, skydiving, 2 things that are not better nude although depends on who you're with
this is worth a look
disembedded.wordpress.com/2009/09/24/nude-skydive-topless-women-plummeting-faster-than-the-economy/
cRAZY Canuk
cRAZY Canuk
NSW
2528 posts
NSW, 2528 posts
11 Apr 2011 7:34pm
It all depends on your views of enema's being a suitable sexual activity rather than a sometimes necessary medical procedure
SBD
SBD
NSW
20 posts
SBD SBD
NSW, 20 posts
11 Apr 2011 11:50pm
thought water in FNQ was supposed to be warm
SBP
SBP
1 posts
SBP SBP
1 posts
23 Apr 2011 11:47am
I guess that depends if your getting any!
And if your commenting on what board someone is riding, your obviously not.
I love the thread this post has created.
And I hope to join you one day soon!
Grey or balding heads, old school tricks, ** boards, remote haven, your one haggot bigger than the other, having a ghey ole time, while our missus and kids play on the beach!
Look forward to it Yabba!
Why is it that, that left testie reminds me of principal skinner?
dave......
dave......
WA
2119 posts
WA, 2119 posts
23 Apr 2011 2:34pm
Is than an Easter Egg?????

Errrm, Happy Holidays everyone.
Plummet
Plummet
4862 posts
4862 posts
25 Apr 2011 5:15am
imagine the forced enima from a high speed butt check.... or the nut tearing

thats ballsy indeed... literally.
thorn
thorn
WA
172 posts
WA, 172 posts
25 Apr 2011 1:20pm
It's a good way to get the beach to yourself
Gwendy
Gwendy
SA
472 posts
SA, 472 posts
25 Apr 2011 5:15pm
What about nude kiting WHILE having sex. I'll run it past the wife. Her nonchalant look would suggest its no go. Skill level could be a problem anyway
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