Puetz said...
... years ago I had a near collision with a 4m croc while windsurfing, close enough that it thrashed towards me and hissed.
Just curious puetz, do you still kite that place?
T one said...ok said...
you sir
are
dumb
you sir.... havn't been chased by a croc...

One green thumb is just not enough for this one.

Last season (distinguishable from this one by the presence of wind) I mistook a shark for my kites shadow.
When I came in, Phil said 'did you see that big shark out there?'
Soon as he said it I went weak in the knees, it was a huge f#@ker! and I had kited right past it.
Probably better I didn't know, would probably have home delivered it's dinner.