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amclean
amclean
VIC
33 posts
VIC, 33 posts
27 Nov 2010 10:24pm
St Kilda Breakwater this morning. It's now sunk.



philmb
philmb
WA
110 posts
WA, 110 posts
27 Nov 2010 8:22pm
Cabrinha make boats?
StinkyPete
StinkyPete
WA
241 posts
WA, 241 posts
27 Nov 2010 9:43pm
woops got my port and starboard mixed up..
saffieboy
saffieboy
SA
222 posts
SA, 222 posts
28 Nov 2010 11:15am
Aaaaaaaaaw Shut!
Skid
Skid
QLD
1499 posts
QLD, 1499 posts
28 Nov 2010 8:05pm
Charter boat? What charter boat?
Burls
Burls
209 posts
209 posts
28 Nov 2010 6:10pm
If you're not sure which side of the beacon to drive on, just go as close as possible to it = Fail
lostinlondon
lostinlondon
VIC
1159 posts
VIC, 1159 posts
29 Nov 2010 1:19pm
I was wondering what was sunk in the water when I walked up the street yesterday afternoon...

For those who are unaware - Port Phillip bay has pretty much zero tide variation - so the only way that could have happened is if it was driven up on there!

I'm scratching my head in confusion!
BritRich
BritRich
VIC
47 posts
VIC, 47 posts
29 Nov 2010 8:23pm
Gin.....8-)
jacob1221
jacob1221
112 posts
112 posts
3 Dec 2010 5:26pm
he was so trying to jump it.
tightlines
tightlines
WA
3509 posts
WA, 3509 posts
3 Dec 2010 6:10pm
My guess is autopilot, wonderful things that allow you to enter in a waypoint or route (set of waypoints) and it will navigate the boat straight to the point so you can go and fetch a beer or whatever whilst underway.
You've just got to be careful when you set them that there is nothing in the way because they don't stop for anything.
Probably hit the home point (his pen on the otherside of the breakwater? I don't really know the area) miles out to sea and either fell asleep or lost concentration.
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
3 Dec 2010 9:42pm
Damn navman.
"Please turn around,,,you are more vertical than you should be"
stabber
stabber
NSW
1114 posts
NSW, 1114 posts
4 Dec 2010 12:50pm
I was downstairs with 2 Norweigian backpackers when this happened.....

Would I change a thing?

NO WAY!
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
4 Dec 2010 1:19pm
stabber said...

I was downstairs with 2 Norweigian backpackers when this happened.....

Would I change a thing?

NO WAY!


Maybe change them to FEMALE Norweigian backpackers.
stabber
stabber
NSW
1114 posts
NSW, 1114 posts
4 Dec 2010 2:35pm
In the dark.... lips are lips!

stubble rash on my balls tho... takes weeks to de-chaff
Puetz
Puetz
NT
2186 posts
NT, 2186 posts
4 Dec 2010 2:27pm
philmb said...

Cabrinha make boats?


ooooh, you are sooo naughty!! Funniest response!
stabber
stabber
NSW
1114 posts
NSW, 1114 posts
4 Dec 2010 4:56pm
Puetz said...

philmb said...

Cabrinha make boats?


ooooh, you are sooo naughty!! Funniest response!


Really?... Mine didn't rate a chuckle?
rik
rik
NSW
89 posts
rik rik
NSW, 89 posts
4 Dec 2010 7:10pm
Even at the helm , On the vinegar stroke this would still of happened !!!!!
Puetz
Puetz
NT
2186 posts
NT, 2186 posts
4 Dec 2010 8:47pm
... actually Stabber the missus laughed and thought your response was the funniest but the Cabrinha one was a recent talking point here so it took my fancy, and made me laugh out loudl!!

cheers,

Robbie

ps I wish I was as quick and funny like you dudes!!!!
stabber
stabber
NSW
1114 posts
NSW, 1114 posts
5 Dec 2010 12:29pm
Why do women always laugh at me?
I have that effect on women...

for example,

1. I get out of the shower, walk into the bedroom.... laughter!
2. take my wetsuit off (after a cold winter kite) .... laughter..... Hey girls..It's cold all right!
3. With friction it gets better.

Oh .... I know, they are laughing with me....

lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
5 Dec 2010 3:13pm
stabber said...

Why do women always laugh at me?
I have that effect on women...

for example,

1. I get out of the shower, walk into the bedroom.... laughter!
2. take my wetsuit off (after a cold winter kite) .... laughter..... Hey girls..It's cold all right!
3. With friction it gets better.

Oh .... I know, they are laughing with me....



When chicks see my old feller they usually say "eerrrrrr GRUESOME" and I say "Take another look,,,it just GREWSOME more"
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