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waveslave
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9 Dec 2011 8:34pm
"Dude, check out my secondhand kite gear that's for sale."

"Wow man, your ad says it suits a beginner."

"Right dude, it's perfect for a newbie."

"But man, should you really be selling this stuff to a newbie?"

"Newbie, expert, I'm not too fussy dude."

"But man, it would be immoral to sell it to a newbie who's had no lessons."

"That's strictly correct. No proof of lessons, no sale. I need to be prudent, dude."

"You're a righteous fellow, man."

"You too, dude."

"Whatever man. Anyway, it's easy selling stuff when it's windy."

"I have a slightly different selling policy in the off-season, dude."

"Me too, man."
lotofwind
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9 Dec 2011 11:38pm
dude and man needs to be put to rest

Maybe time to man up and stop hiding behind the fictional voices in your head and just "Say" what you want to say without the imaginary friends.


So,,, what is our comment?
What are you worried about or complaining about?
Do we need to know?
Is there any photos to prove your whinge,,,otherwise, it might not have happend?lol
waveslave
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9 Dec 2011 8:43pm
Ease up a bit on those smilie emoticons, freak. ^^^
lol.
lotofwind
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9 Dec 2011 11:47pm
There wasnt any smilies???????
They were all sleepies. lolY A W N
Im a freak????? I dont have imaginary "dude and man" friends.lol
BarryDawson
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9 Dec 2011 8:49pm
No one even responded to your last "Dude and Man" post Waveslave, let it go.

It's time to stop talking as a 3rd (and 4th) person and just start talking straight and to the point.

Are you capable of this?
waveslave
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9 Dec 2011 8:52pm
BarryDawson said...

No one even responded to your last "Dude and Man" post Waveslave, let it go.



Thanks Barry.
Thanks for responding. ^^^
lol.

BarryDawson
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9 Dec 2011 8:56pm
Are you seriously positively acknowledging something entirely of topic....


waveslave
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9 Dec 2011 8:58pm
lotofwind said...
Is there any photos to prove your whinge,,,otherwise, it might not have happend?


I'm sorry, there are no photos.

Did you want to see photos of secondhand kite gear or something?
lol.


waveslave
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9 Dec 2011 9:07pm
lotofwind said...
Im a freak????? I dont have imaginary "dude and man" friends.lol




Not imaginary 'friends', lotowind.
lol.

The two characters featured in my work are fictitious.
Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
lotofwind
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10 Dec 2011 12:07am
dude...do you have a point?
man...yeah, but I dont like to express it as myself incase people dont like it so then I can blame you dude..
dude...that sucks dude..
man...not my fault dude,,Im realy waveslave dude.
man.....sucks to be you dude.
dude....I know manLOL
waveslave
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9 Dec 2011 9:23pm
lotofwind said...

dude...do you have a point?



I gather you don't like kite-fiction, lotowind.
Fine.
Fictional writing most often takes the form of a story (or text in the case of Dude and Man).
It usually conveys the author's point of view or to simply entertain.
It's not for everybody.
lotofwind
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10 Dec 2011 12:32am
Coool,,,I love dud and man, so whats your point of veiw,,, from the "author's veiw"?
You can pretend your the director and do a directors comentary like on a DVD ,if you dont want to tell the story as waveslave.lol




Nah,,,,,,,we love them slavie,,,,keep em comming dude
BarryDawson
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9 Dec 2011 9:36pm
I gather you don't like to answer direct questions or are capable of articulating yourself without hiding behind fictional characters Waveslave.


waveslave
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9 Dec 2011 9:42pm
lotofwind said...

Coool,,,I love dud and man, so whats your point of veiw,,, from the "author's veiw"?


I thought the gist of the text was fairly obvious. ^^^
Do I really need to spell out the meaning for you ?

lotofwind
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10 Dec 2011 12:46am
Yes,,please do.
Im a bit slow.
As waveslave though please
Or as the director of you "work" ,as you call it. lol
bobajob
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9 Dec 2011 11:58pm
I love the high moral ground,....and cotton wool
waveslave
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9 Dec 2011 10:04pm
BarryDawson said...

I gather you don't like to answer direct questions or are capable of articulating yourself without hiding behind fictional characters Waveslave.




"hiding behind fictional characters' ??? ^^^
lol.
I'm actually fully revealing myself.
I'm making known my thoughts and showing my true colours.
I'm naked, Barry.

lotofwind
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10 Dec 2011 1:26am
So you still havent explained it slavie.
Are you saying you dont sell to noobs, only experianced, when its windy and demand is there and can always sell easy.
But in the off season you will sell to anyone because of less demand???
Is that what you do? or are you having a go at a shop.
Tell your story straight out and not as the Riddeler. lol
Directors cut is needed.
seafever17
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9 Dec 2011 10:36pm
I think lotofwind is asking you to "man up,dude"
puppetonastring
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9 Dec 2011 10:42pm
lotofwind said...

dude and man needs to be put to rest



leave off lotofwind
Slave's finally comes up with something entertaining (= valuable) and you still knock him.
Poor ol blighter will start thinking nobody loves him. lol.
I reckon if he's not knocking the worlds best sporting organisation or de-moting safety issues like 'safety' leashes leave him to use his undeniable skill with words to entertain us
I luv Dude & Man
Dude & Man ROCK.
Its so 60's alternative lifestyle style it takes all us oldies back to the day and gives all you youngsters a taste of what it was like to be a free-lovin hippie.
Aaah them were the days!!! choof choof
bobajob
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10 Dec 2011 12:43am
I'm actually fully revealing myself.
I'm making known my thoughts and showing my true colours.
I'm naked, Barry.




Aw for **c* sake ther's a special place for that and its called mardigrass
waveslave
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9 Dec 2011 10:44pm
lotofwind said...

So you still havent explained it slavie.
Are you saying you dont sell to noobs, only experianced, when its windy and demand is there and can always sell easy.
But in the off season you will sell to anyone because of less demand???
Is that what you do? or are you having a go at a shop.
Tell your story straight out and not as the Riddeler. lol
Directors cut is needed.


Firstly,
The story is not about me.
It's not autobiographical.
It's not about waveslave selling stuff to anybody, ok.
Dude and Man are the characters in this fictional piece and they sell stuff.
Dude and Man aren't shopguys in the story but I can turn them into shopguys (or anything) if that suits you.
Would you like that?

greenleader
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10 Dec 2011 12:47am
can i be man?
puppetonastring
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9 Dec 2011 10:48pm
waveslave said...

I'm naked, Barry.



Now theres a scary thought.
No lol's about that. OMG

Pls Slave stick to Dude & Man - at least we can imagine them as any form we like.
But pls - no naked Slaves.

lotofwind
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10 Dec 2011 1:53am
Its your story,,you can end it how you like.
"and they all lived happily ever after" , except for dude who was wearing a death leash and got dragged onto a busy highway and smashed by a truck.
Mister Dugong
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9 Dec 2011 11:51pm
lotofwind said...

Its your story,,you can end it how you like.
"and they all lived happily ever after" , except for dude who was wearing a death leash and got dragged onto a busy highway and smashed by a truck.


If only man hadn't sold him that kite!!

LOtto you are being a prick out of habit.. It's a good point, made with content to be interpretted, so you also sound dumb, no matter any previous discussions.
Lighten up, did some one cut your grass?
Bo
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10 Dec 2011 9:08am
BarryDawson said...
It's time to stop talking as a 3rd (and 4th) person and just start talking straight and to the point.

Male autism @work. Satire and fiction is scary in a black and white one dimensional world...

Long live man and dude

dave......
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10 Dec 2011 3:25pm
Dude: I just sold my RPM yesterday and got the price I was asking for
Man: What to a complete newbie?
Dude: Nah, first question I asked was, "What gear are you riding at the moment" and he said Its a 2006 Liquid force C-kite and I tried my mate's newer kite and I know mine is crap.
Man: so its easy to tell dude?
Dude: yep with one of two simple questions it is.
Man: Peace out dude.
ezza
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10 Dec 2011 8:15pm
I get a little buzz of excitement when i see a new Dude and Man. I dont know whether that is a sad indication of how i spend my evenings or a symptomatic manifestation of lack-of-wind-syndrome?
tightlines
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mitch88
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12 Dec 2011 11:41am
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