Dude and Man

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waveslave
waveslave
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18 Apr 2013 8:14pm
"Dude, your kiting is looking more and more like pure surfing."

"Wow Man, are you serious?"

"Dude, the surfboard, the strapless and unhooked thing, the leggie ... it's totally core surfing."

"Wow Man, but there's no paddling, there's no duck-diving ...it can't look like pure or core surfing."

"Dude, it's totally surfing ...your backside air reverses, your attempted barrels, it's freaking awesome."

"But Man, I'm holding onto a stupid stick in my hand ...and I have to spin under my lines after the moves."

"Dude, your huge punts, your rail-to-rails, your wax ...lol"

"But Man, I'm wearing a thick harness around my fat gut ... and the big bag wants to pull me off the back."

"Dude, it's really looking more and more like surfing ...except for one thing."

"Wow Man, is it my poo-stance?"

"Dude, it's the boardies over the steamer thing."

"Wow Man, are you serious?"
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
NSW, 4188 posts
18 Apr 2013 11:04pm
^^^ maybe he's nearly drowned and needs mouth to mouth. Oh wait...

WELCOME BACK DUDE AND MAN!

16 episodes and still going strong. When does the book come out?
SugarQube
SugarQube
WA
490 posts
WA, 490 posts
18 Apr 2013 10:59pm
I have to give it to you slave, you have the finger on the pulse of kite surfing.... strapless kite surfing, I mean surfing with a kite or whatever...
doggie
doggie
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WA, 15849 posts
19 Apr 2013 9:45am
Fricken gold love it!!
eppo
eppo
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WA, 9790 posts
19 Apr 2013 2:30pm
I can with 100% surety that waveslave looks nothing like Dude and Man in those pictures.

So surfingboye tell me it wasn't your screen saver?
allano
allano
WA
188 posts
WA, 188 posts
19 Apr 2013 4:40pm
Lock this thread NOW, Laurie

come on Laurie..... Its goin to get nasty
surfingboye
surfingboye
NSW
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NSW, 2707 posts
19 Apr 2013 9:51pm
i think dude gives and man takes...
waveslave can you clarify?
pics of said 'giving'???
THE DONG
THE DONG
VIC
518 posts
VIC, 518 posts
19 Apr 2013 10:04pm
haha...
nothing wrong with that pic... hes a kite buddy checkin his ribs after a failed kite loop
waveslave
waveslave
WA
4263 posts
WA, 4263 posts
20 Apr 2013 6:42am
surfingboye said...
dude and man?






* Disclaimer by the author:

The Dude and Man characters in my stories are strictly fictitious and perfectly straight.

Any resemblance to real gay persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental and unintentional.

However, (any interpretations formed) may simply be the product of a homocentric bent by the reader.
dorothyinste
dorothyinste
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481 posts
QLD, 481 posts
20 Apr 2013 9:45am
surfingboye said...
dude and man?






This image has now been reposted (5) five times within 12 replies on a single thread.
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
puppetonastring
puppetonastring
WA
3619 posts
WA, 3619 posts
20 Apr 2013 3:36pm
waveslave said...

However, (any interpretations formed) may simply be the product of a homocentric bent by the reader.


Classic. Touche to the slave. (but they are both in body hugging white boxers)
Hey Bro. Thats gotta be a beach somewhere in NZ. Yo.

Nice story too Slave. Keep em coming. Getting better every edition.
Chris6791
Chris6791
WA
3271 posts
WA, 3271 posts
20 Apr 2013 3:55pm
We need to balance the two dudes on the beach with something more appropriate, apparently there is a cow in this photo? No wonder the poleys all think we are queer.



eppo
eppo
WA
9790 posts
WA, 9790 posts
20 Apr 2013 5:02pm
That's a good looking cow.
taxi
taxi
QLD
416 posts
QLD, 416 posts
20 Apr 2013 7:19pm
Dudet and cow,haha...
taxi
taxi
QLD
416 posts
QLD, 416 posts
20 Apr 2013 7:27pm
Is this a kiting forum ,haha!
Addikt
Addikt
WA
553 posts
WA, 553 posts
20 Apr 2013 9:20pm
What happens when there is no wind for a while.......!!!!!
Gateman
Gateman
QLD
409 posts
QLD, 409 posts
20 Apr 2013 11:41pm
MOOOOO!
Nate KSO
Nate KSO
QLD
91 posts
QLD, 91 posts
21 Apr 2013 3:44pm
Wave slave great surf / Kitesurf script :)
So true and exactly how we kite surfers see our wave riding approach... Ha classic pics to follow too.... Keep on writing mate, maybe it could become a soapie on tv... simething like "kite and away"...
coldshot
coldshot
WA
218 posts
WA, 218 posts
21 Apr 2013 1:45pm
Give those 2 guys a coupla years and there will be a book out called 50 shades of grey
stabber
stabber
NSW
1114 posts
NSW, 1114 posts
21 Apr 2013 4:57pm
Lips are lips....
Chris6791
Chris6791
WA
3271 posts
WA, 3271 posts
21 Apr 2013 8:51pm
stabber said...
Lips are lips....


'They' say mouth has no gender.
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