Comical moments in kitesurfing?

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dutchy1985
dutchy1985
213 posts
213 posts
4 Dec 2009 7:38pm
How funny is it when you're hammering along, a 4 foot wave comes at you, and you think to yourself, yeah sweet, i'll just boost over it.....you kook it a bit, get airborne....and get swatted like a fly getting belted with a thong.
Hasn't happened to me for a few sessions, gave me the giggles!

anyone else got some moments that make you laugh?
graceful
graceful
WA
773 posts
WA, 773 posts
4 Dec 2009 7:53pm
coming in towards the shore after a great session, casualy edge your board sideways to stop just on the sand and step off... 2 feet from the sand and you catch the frontside edge, insted of stepping off with style you have face plated the sandhappened to me more than once(prob just me)
mattyjee
mattyjee
WA
575 posts
WA, 575 posts
4 Dec 2009 8:03pm
I've seen a clown in a clown suit kitesurfing before...

I think the most embarrassing moment is when you get a bit tired and lazy towards the end of the session and you somehow allow the kite to pull your centre of gravity in front of your board, and you get spun around backwards and dragged into the water by your heels. Or does this only happen to me?
pump it up
pump it up
WA
31 posts
WA, 31 posts
4 Dec 2009 8:32pm
when me and my brother were out kiting i stacked it bad and my board was pretty far up wind. my brother stopped next to it and i thought oh this is nice hes gonna bring me my board instead he picks it up and kites off with it
kitefriend
kitefriend
NSW
147 posts
NSW, 147 posts
5 Dec 2009 12:23am
When I was still a beginner my kite was looping out of control on the beach and I decapitated a guy.
phrase
phrase
WA
228 posts
WA, 228 posts
5 Dec 2009 5:08am
I did exactly that the other day dutchy, the wave hit my backside so hard I honestly thought I cr@pped myself.
latlong
latlong
WA
93 posts
WA, 93 posts
5 Dec 2009 12:05pm
It only happens when its marginal winds. Have had a few funny things happen especially in big surf and lightish winds. A mate watched as I went up the face of a double o/head wave and just when I thought it wasnt going to break it did, right on top of my head. The kite went out the back of the wave and me and the board went down the front of the wave with me doing a full stretch with the board on my feet and the kite in my hands. Ended up getting pulled right through the back of the wave minus the board. Mate reckons it looked hilarious as I disappeared under the lip of the wave
pfr
pfr
NSW
156 posts
pfr pfr
NSW, 156 posts
5 Dec 2009 5:29pm
Listening to TEABAGGIN talk up how good his ozone bar is then in 15 mins he's packed up cause it broke. At least I can last 20 mins LOL!
pfr
pfr
NSW
156 posts
pfr pfr
NSW, 156 posts
5 Dec 2009 5:31pm
When the DOCTOR forgot to hook up all his lines, when he launched the kite kept spiralling then he got saved by a girl
stabber
stabber
NSW
1114 posts
NSW, 1114 posts
5 Dec 2009 6:23pm
ball slapping as a noob!

F...that hurts...but looking back now.....f....n...funny!
Nerk
Nerk
NSW
108 posts
NSW, 108 posts
5 Dec 2009 7:01pm
Like this you mean?



I may have giggled, I can't remember.
IanR
IanR
NSW
1346 posts
NSW, 1346 posts
5 Dec 2009 9:50pm



I always think the over rotated back loop kite loop crash is funny
Miss Jessie
Miss Jessie
NSW
181 posts
NSW, 181 posts
6 Dec 2009 12:44am
pump it up said...

when me and my brother were out kiting i stacked it bad and my board was pretty far up wind. my brother stopped next to it and i thought oh this is nice hes gonna bring me my board instead he picks it up and kites off with it


I've been trying to do that to friends for ages!!!

When your kiting parrallel with Pat, chatting away and catch the front of your board and faceplant... Much to Pat's enjoyment
BigAirPaul
BigAirPaul
QLD
140 posts
QLD, 140 posts
6 Dec 2009 8:44am
Pretty much any time I'm on the water !!!
Although there is increased comedy as I try too hard to learn new stuff...
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
NSW, 4188 posts
6 Dec 2009 11:32am
I have to say my two personal favourites are getting caught by the lip of a way and the over rotated back loop to half loop back slam

Failing that the carve to toeside in close to the peanut gallery never fails to get a cheer when you catch the front of the board half way round
suface2air
suface2air
QLD
701 posts
QLD, 701 posts
6 Dec 2009 2:38pm
Kitting along after a while and forgot too keep and eye on kite as it smoooothly hits the water and you go crusing past it . You giggle at one self and thick arrrr d#%k head .
kiting kid
kiting kid
VIC
219 posts
VIC, 219 posts
6 Dec 2009 5:54pm
When slightly overpowered and you gain speed and all of a sudden your board's edge is caught in chop and you face plant into the water
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