Why are you up this late thinking about other peoples toilet habits you strange man

I saw it on another forum.
I thought seabreezers might have an opinion or a funny tale
i am working late

Waiting for someone else to come in or leave so you dont have to touch that filthy handle on the inside of the door (or use the closing mechanism to open it without touching)

All toilets should be designed as a push to get out, not a pull.....

Where squatting not sitting is part of the culture, it's wise to put some nice strong steel plates either side of the plastic.
Think about it, if you squat you're not sharing a seat with who knows who, possibly more hygienic.

manicskier said...

Waiting for someone else to come in or leave so you dont have to touch that filthy handle on the inside of the door (or use the closing mechanism to open it without touching)

All toilets should be designed as a push to get out, not a pull.....

I use my foot to close the lid, flush the toilet and open the door.
If this is not possible I use toilet paper in my hand instead of touching things direct.
Look for places to open the door other than the handle ie use your foot to pull the door towards you, use the coat hook on the back of the door or pull the door open by the top of the door.
When washing hands use the hot tap because I figure its the tap thats less used.
Before turning the tap off, splash water over the tap.
Use the electric hand dryer to fry all the germs off your hands even if this results in 3rd degree burns.
When leaving the toilets pull the main door with one finger at the top or bottom of the handle where it meets the door, not the actual handle. Or take a bit of toilet paper or hand towel to open the door then quickly dump it on the inside of the toilets for the cleaner to pick up.
I HATE PUBLIC TOILETS

I like to drop a big fart whilst i pee.

Greenroom said...

manicskier said...

Waiting for someone else to come in or leave so you dont have to touch that filthy handle on the inside of the door (or use the closing mechanism to open it without touching)

All toilets should be designed as a push to get out, not a pull.....

I use my foot to close the lid, flush the toilet and open the door.
If this is not possible I use toilet paper in my hand instead of touching things direct.
Look for places to open the door other than the handle ie use your foot to pull the door towards you, use the coat hook on the back of the door or pull the door open by the top of the door.
When washing hands use the hot tap because I figure its the tap thats less used.
Before turning the tap off, splash water over the tap.
Use the electric hand dryer to fry all the germs off your hands even if this results in 3rd degree burns.
When leaving the toilets pull the main door with one finger at the top or bottom of the handle where it meets the door, not the actual handle. Or take a bit of toilet paper or hand towel to open the door then quickly dump it on the inside of the toilets for the cleaner to pick up.
I HATE PUBLIC TOILETS

i think you have a germ problem

ewan kite said...

Greenroom said...

manicskier said...

Waiting for someone else to come in or leave so you dont have to touch that filthy handle on the inside of the door (or use the closing mechanism to open it without touching)

All toilets should be designed as a push to get out, not a pull.....

I use my foot to close the lid, flush the toilet and open the door.
If this is not possible I use toilet paper in my hand instead of touching things direct.
Look for places to open the door other than the handle ie use your foot to pull the door towards you, use the coat hook on the back of the door or pull the door open by the top of the door.
When washing hands use the hot tap because I figure its the tap thats less used.
Before turning the tap off, splash water over the tap.
Use the electric hand dryer to fry all the germs off your hands even if this results in 3rd degree burns.
When leaving the toilets pull the main door with one finger at the top or bottom of the handle where it meets the door, not the actual handle. Or take a bit of toilet paper or hand towel to open the door then quickly dump it on the inside of the toilets for the cleaner to pick up.
I HATE PUBLIC TOILETS

i think you have a germ problem

im with you greenroom....... hate dirty public cans

i thought had all the obsessive compulsive germ disorder traits covered but theres a couple of steps even i hadnt thought of in there

if theres one thing good about the golden arches (possibly the only one) its the clean dunnies

jeez you guys speak crap