I like how you can take a dump and reach the toaster and kettle at the same time. My morning routine would take half the time!!

mmmm diner smells lovely tonight dear , is that sprouts cooking?...............no i haven't started cooking yet dear!!!!!

This is just the beginning of the end all thanks to THE BLOCK, HOUSE RULES and all the other bullisht shows on tv that get home owners thinking they are as good as if not better then real TRADESMEN ! As a tradesmen myself I'm continually going to jobs and fixing home owners stuff ups all because they saw it on tv n thought they could do it.

The most recently of which I cladded the entire side of a two storey town house and the home owner thought i was too expensive which ended him doing the opposite side of the house in a completely different profile board and not levelling around from the side of the house i did!

BUT WAIT THERES MORE!!!!

He finally reached the top of the house / eave height on his dodgy painters scaffold and fell off from roughly 6 meters in the air. Fell to the ground and smashed his ankle to pieces and is now spending the next 3 months off work and play, i think he is lucky he didn't die !

ps u can tell I'm a tradie as my grammar n such is horrible !

I'm sure it would prompt you to keep the toilet clean! And you definitely wouldn't want to "Eat off the floor" in that place!

kiteboy dave said..

Poo & germs get aerosolised with every flush which is why a good dentist will tell you to always flush with the lid down and keep your toothbrush 2.5m from the toilet minimum, or better still in the kitchen.

You'd get a nice microscopic poo coating on your kitchen benches there.

Aerosolised

FormulaNova said..

I think the building code says something like 'the bathroom cannot open directly into the kitchen area', but I guess technically it might not say that the bathroom can't be in the kitchen area...

Surely you can't legally do this? I think its poor planning where they don't even separate it. That's just bad.

Yep you're right - You must have an air lock between the toilet and any food preparation area.

^ It's exactly how the bird flu virus started.

It was traced back to a particular block of apartments where the sewerage pipes ran down through the kitchens, and were a little leaky.
And now I can't find the article.

This is standard Chinese housing

whippingboy said..

This is standard Chinese housing

I don't know who's house you've been to in China, but as poorly planned as most of there apartments are, I've never seen anything like that...

kiteboy dave said..
Poo & germs get aerosolised with every flush which is why a good dentist will tell you to always flush with the lid down and keep your toothbrush 2.5m from the toilet minimum, or better still in the kitchen.

You'd get a nice microscopic poo coating on your kitchen benches there.

Mythbusters debunked that one.

Besides, would we not then get horrible infections from breathing poo germs into our lungs? Wouldn't cleaners get really sick more often?

Mark _australia said..

kiteboy dave said..
Poo & germs get aerosolised with every flush which is why a good dentist will tell you to always flush with the lid down and keep your toothbrush 2.5m from the toilet minimum, or better still in the kitchen.

You'd get a nice microscopic poo coating on your kitchen benches there.

Mythbusters debunked that one.

Besides, would we not then get horrible infections from breathing poo germs into our lungs? Wouldn't cleaners get really sick more often?

Not quite, from memory they placed toothbrushes at set distances from a toilet then tested for faecal matter, every toothbrush apparently tested positive. Even the 'control sample' out in the crew kitchen.

Chris6791 said..

Mark _australia said..

kiteboy dave said..

Poo & germs get aerosolised with every flush which is why a good dentist will tell you to always flush with the lid down and keep your toothbrush 2.5m from the toilet minimum, or better still in the kitchen.



You'd get a nice microscopic poo coating on your kitchen benches there.

Mythbusters debunked that one.



Besides, would we not then get horrible infections from breathing poo germs into our lungs? Wouldn't cleaners get really sick more often?

Not quite, from memory they placed toothbrushes at set distances from a toilet then tested for faecal matter, every toothbrush apparently tested positive. Even the 'control sample' out in the crew kitchen.

Yes. Control sample had just as much poo germs on it.

That means they debunked the theory that toilet atomises poo germs and deposits them on toothbrushes.

A certain genre of porn does the same really.

Chris6791 said..for a micro apartment it's pretty bland, I like the creativity in this one.

but.....but.....where did he put his shed


stephen

myusernam said..

Beersy said..

whippingboy said..

This is standard Chinese housing

I don't know who's house you've been to in China, but as poorly planned as most of there apartments are, I've never seen anything like that...

I worked with a guy who visited the parents of their son's chinese wife. They had to catch a super packed train ut towards mongolia. both parents were public servents. They had no running water or toilet in the apartment. had to go down the end of the street. -30c

Yeah, I've been to a few places like that... but it's not the same thing as having a toilet in your kitchen.

Tux said..

Where do you put all your boards....

You have a van.