Seabreeze doesn't need a dull, loud, idiotic Froth Goth, fan boy, snow flake, surfing podcast to stay on track.
It needs a lot more toxic rage bait, that doesn't break forum rules.
Here are some example topics you should post if you really want to keep this sh1t show on track.
Parents who buy their kids mobile phones are lazy failures
Boomers ruined the economy, and millennials will never recover
If you're still poor in 2025, it's 100% your fault
Vegans are destroying their health and the planet
Gym culture is toxic, and fit people are narcissists
Baby dugong taste a bit like veal if they are prepared properly and eaten fresh
The ABC is a bloated, biased waste of taxpayer money which should be scraped. Funds should be redirected to essential services - hospitals, roads, or tax cuts
youd win an election with those policys [least till the oldys fall off the perch]
i still thought the podcast was pretty funny some crazy storys from the old
surf comp days
yup they will definitely start some arguments, especially the dugong one, they taste nothing like veal and are far to gamey. even worse than platypus in my opinion
Select to expand quoteFroth Goth said..
i still thought the podcast was pretty funny some crazy storys from the old
surf comp days
Which story? And why did you find it funny/crazy?
Please identify the specific timeframes of the particular punchline that apealed to you and the emotion you felt when first hearing it. Then I may rewatch with an open mind.
I thought it was dull, I didn't relate to the smart arse Americans. I felt the podcast you posted wasted my time and has ZERO hope of getting this forum back on track.
Just like pubs tried topless barmaids and encouraged punk bands to perform before they closed their doors for good in the late 90s Seabreeze needs toxic rage bait to stoke the social media algorithm and scrape the last few dollars out of wary advertisers for Lauries kids private school fees.
myscreenname suxs.
Oliver used to be funny/crazy.
Adolph used to be funny/crazy.
But myscreenname just suxs.
Discuss.
We are talking about saving the forum and getting it 'back on track'.
What's needed is more Toxic Rage Bait.
Select to expand quoteMark _australia said..
Geez how many times do I have to tell you folks dugong have another use too
only people falling for that old trick are nfl players
im sure we already talked about how at that period of time fat white women were the peak sexiness and dugongs wernt far off given enough rum / wrapped in fishnets
i know they blame alot of rape on mythical creatures india has the monkey man
Select to expand quotemyscreenname said..Froth Goth said..
i still thought the podcast was pretty funny some crazy storys from the old
surf comp days
Which story? And why did you find it funny/crazy?
Please identify the specific timeframes of the particular punchline that apealed to you and the emotion you felt when first hearing it. Then I may rewatch with an open mind.
I thought it was dull, I didn't relate to the smart arse Americans. I felt the podcast you posted wasted my time and has ZERO hope of getting this forum back on track.
Just like pubs tried topless barmaids and encouraged punk bands to perform before they closed their doors for good in the late 90s Seabreeze needs toxic rage bait to stoke the social media algorithm and scrape the last few dollars out of wary advertisers for Lauries kids private school fees.
pretty sure yancy opened up with a story about some dude pretending to work for scholls and licking his feet ?? if you dont find that funny then youve never been good enough to be sponsored before
i think i know what will cheer you up
guess who got out on the peak again
i completely stuffed up this last BTC run tho bailed out at bloody 95 didnt get a chance to even buy back in
Select to expand quotemyscreenname said..
We are talking about saving the forum and getting it 'back on track'.
What's needed is more Toxic Rage Bait.
Bollocks. Pure bollocks. Your theory# does not stand-up to any scrutiny.
Seabreeze.com.au's 30 year history of greatness pre-dates toxic rage baiting. How can more of that non-sense get it back to where it was before that even existed ?
Rage-farming, which has been cited since at least January 2022, is an offshoot of rage-baiting where the outrage of the person being provoked is farmed or manipulated into an online engagement by rage-seeding that helps amplify the message of the original content creator
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ragebaiting
#acutally, no its not even a theory. You have already self-identified it as a fact, without any discussion or peer-review. Has your brain been dumbed down by too many vax shots or something ? Idiot.
Listen up rimmers.
Rage farming and rage seeding have positive benefits for society. And seabreeze.com.au can play a part in fostering healthy relationships. While boosting advertising revenue by increasing engagement through the algorithm associated with aggressive rage seeding.
Think about it for a moment.
What do you think Remery and D3 are doing right now?
That's right, they are bashing and abusing the people closest to them, the people they love.
Normal people like Remery and D3 need to get their pent up anger out in rage farming communities like seabreeze.
Carantoc, you describe yourself as the Pope or someone better than everyone else.
Yesterday I watched the rather excellent movie: The Boy In The Striped Pajama's. (spoiler alert)
The entitled Nazi kid (Bruno) was super naive and the dumb c(!)nt followed his Jewish friend (Shmuel), in the striped pajamas, into the gas chamber.
If Bruno survived the Holocaust he would have had the username Carantoc on Seabreeze.
Just saying.
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Just saying.
Thankyou for you valuable and insightful post, myscreenname.
I regret to admit I have not seen the film nor read the book.
Buuuuutt. if Bruno had survived then would the entire premise that he was an entitled dumb whatever not be flipped and the story make no sense ?
If Buzz Lightyear hadn't dreamed of going to infinity and beyond and just stayed in the toy box then where would the story be ? If nobody had bothered to look for Nemo, then Finding Nemo would have been Random Fish Swims Away and Nobody Cared, which would have been a completely different tale.
So what you are sayin' is just more mumbo-jumbo. Bruno didn't survive and I'd assume that is the entire point. The one you perhaps completely missed.
Also, it has nothing to do with accepting guilt for your actions in relation to the failed premise that Seabreeze.com.au can only be returned to a position of past glory by the use of toxic rage bait.
Clearly the best way to return seabreeze.com.au to past glory is to sex it up a bit. Sex sells. Everyone knows that.
But to keep these snowflake woke lefties, that you refer to, happy we may need balance and the long-gone Sexy SUP Girl thread may be deemed inappropriate to resurrect by many. I'd therefore like to propose an alternative - a thread entitled Sexy myscreenname Poses, where you post one photo everyday of yourself in a sexy pose.
- oh also you have, once again, failed dismally in your use of an apostrophe in the word 'Pajamas'. Remery will not be happy.
I apologise for the wrongly place apostrophe.
It's a shame you haven't seen the film, as you would have seen similarities between the films two main characters and your difficult relationship with FormulaNova over the past 30 years on STB.
It's a heartbreaking film about an unlikely friendship between two boys during the Holocaust - Bruno (Carantoc), the sheltered son of a Nazi officer, and Shmuel (FormulaNova), a Jewish boy imprisoned in a concentration camp. Their relationship is central to the film's emotional impact.
Both boys are eight years old and don't fully understand the horrors around them. Carantoc thinks the concentration camp is a "farm" and the prisoners' uniforms are "pajamas." FormulaNova knows he's suffering but doesn't grasp the full scale of the Holocaust. Their friendship is pure, untouched by the hatred and propaganda that defines Seabreeze.com.au
They meet in secret at the camp's fence, where Carantoc brings food and they play games. Their friendship is dangerous - if caught, Carantoc would be punished, and FormulaNova would face even worse. Despite this, they treat each other as equals, showing how children see humanity before prejudice.
Carantoc's innocence leads to the film's devastating ending. He sneaks into the camp (disguised in "striped pajamas") to help FormulaNova find his father. The boys are mistaken for prisoners and killed in a gas chamber - a brutal reminder that evil doesn't discriminate.
The film uses their bond to show:
* How hatred is taught, not natural - kids don't see race or religion until Seabreeze forces it on them.
* The senseless cruelty of the Holocaust - two boys who should've been friends die because of blind obedience to evil.
* The cost of ignorance - Carantoc's parents shielded him from the truth, and it led to tragedy.
Their friendship is one of the most tragic in film history because it highlights the wasted lives and stolen childhoods of the Holocaust. 
Bruno (Carantoc) and Shmuel (FormulaNova)
I always wondered what it would be like to not be the crazy one.
Its like once peacenlove left us myscreenname has been channelling him or something
Anyways i hope the calander money from MSNs poses can pay to have these temu adds removed now im also getting the blue squishy face mask thing and i keep wondering what its real purpose must be as temu is obciously some sort of elaborate psyop to bunnings us to death by making us dependent on them and crushing all our local industrys... but why some sort of 3d goggle silicone skirting for a product ill never use or even see in person in my life.
Maybe if i buy it and chew on it itll strengthen my jaw line and people will respect me
Select to expand quoteFroth Goth said..
Stirling Spencer always hates on foiling. The reason he hates foiling so much is because when he tried it his man boobs jiggled too much.
Someone needs to tell him just because the Raglan surf report came through with once in a millennia surf comedy that was actually funny that doesn't mean all surfers are funny. Your not! Just more of the whiny mean girls attitude that drags all surf culture down.
Select to expand quoteYoungbreezy said..Froth Goth said..
Stirling Spencer always hates on foiling. The reason he hates foiling so much is because when he tried it his man boobs jiggled too much.
Someone needs to tell him just because the Raglan surf report came through with once in a millennia surf comedy that was actually funny that doesn't mean all surfers are funny. Your not! Just more of the whiny mean girls attitude that drags all surf culture down.
feces is tough competition
yeah but its mostly cause feces is so famous microsoft spell check knows him by first name
Select to expand quotemyscreenname said..
Listen up rimmers.
What do you think Remery and D3 are doing right now?
That's right, they are bashing and abusing the people closest to them, the people they love.
Normal people like Remery and D3 need to get their pent up anger out in rage farming communities like seabreeze.
Right now remery is riding a motorcycle through the Hunter Valley and doesn't give a **** what is happening on StB.
Select to expand quoteCarantoc said..
- oh also you have, once again, failed dismally in your use of an apostrophe in the word 'Pajamas'. Remery will not be happy.
The main problem I can see is the baiting of grammar purists with the use of US English. It's 'Pyjamas' ffs. 
Select to expand quoteremery said..
Right now remery is riding a motorcycle through the Hunter Valley and doesn't give a **** what is happening on StB.
Lets be honest Remery. The only reason you are breathing in the fresh country air on your motorcycle is because STB has put a ban on toxic rage farming.
As for Schmuel, I heard a rumor that he survived the Holocaust and is living with Alan Jones, but is not permitted to wear his striped pyjamas around the house.
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Lets be honest .....
If we were really being honest then I think we could say that the StB community doesn't give a **** what remery is doing.
oh - also you missed it this time !
How ironic. It is Let's - with the apostrophe in this context. Lets would mean permits or allows.
I'd be pretty sure remery does give a **** about grammar errors on StB.
Yeah, apostrophes are not my thing. I did mean let's not lets.
And you are right about Remery. He doesn't even give a **** about what happened to Schmuel.
Have a great day Remery.
Select to expand quotepoor relative said..
myscreenname needs to masturbate more
I repeat - welcome back P.R
