Ok guys I got a car for sale on carsales and some guy wants to buy it and ship to another country. The original enquiry come via a txt messageHe probly dont realise the message shows up the country code of 44 which is england
Any suggestions for some fun with this?
Start reading from the bottom to get with the spirit 
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Thanks so much
I don’t understand why you buy a car from Australia when they are much cheaper in that country.
What country do you come from when not working for the red cross.
How much will shipping cost you?How will I contact your transport company, do I have to drive the car somewhere?
I have only used paypal to pay money for something I bought with my credit card, how can I get my money from paypal to my bank account?
Cheers Ric
From: Henry johnson [mailto:abolaso2@gmail.com]
Sent: Thursday, 10 July 2014 7:04 PM
To: ric
Subject: Re: CarI will make the Payment later tonight
On Thu, Jul 10, 2014 at 9:22 AM,ric <ric@????????> wrote: The vehicle is in excellent condition.
It has been service regularly and well looked after.
Have own the car since new, so I have been the only owner.
It has not been driven for some time as I now have a company car and no longer need it.
My paypal account is:
ric@????????
cheers
Ric
-----Original Message-----
From: Henry johnson [mailto:abolaso2@gmail.com]
Sent: Thursday, 10 July 2014 6:06 PM
To: Ric Black
Subject: Re: Car
Hi there,
Thanks for the reply, the first time I saw this type of vehicle was when I went on a trip to QLD and I am interested in buying this vehicle from you, I am offshore at the moment as I am in Philippines with Red Cross for the Typhoon relief project. in this case I will be buying the vehicle in good faith without prior inspection, for this reason I would like you to give me more details about the condition, How long have you had it ? And are you driving it presently?
I will buy the item at your asking price and then the vehicle will be transported by a shipping company that I have used to ship my cars in the past. I am proposing to pay you through my PayPal account as I am able to send payment to your PayPal account directly right now amd also pay 2.4% paypal transfer fees, If you have a paypal account I would like you to send the me details so that I can make the transfer, but if you don't have an account you can sign up at www.paypal.com and get back to me with the email address you used to register.
Your PayPal EMail Address :
Full Name :
AD Number :
I will be waiting for your email soonest.
I will also add a tip of $500 for you for helping me out with the shipping process.
Cheers
On 7/10/14, Ric Black <ric@????????> wrote:
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> Sent from Ric's Phone
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Maybe you can tell him that you just found out that its a rare model and that it is now worth 4 times much, and as such, you have to cancel the sale to him.
See if he wants to pay the 4 times greater price, or if he goes quiet.
Tell him it hasn't rained here for at least 50 years but from the sounds of it where he ism it must have showered just yesterday.
Tell him that because it hadn't been used for a while, you left it idling in the driveway for a while to ease the engine back into service.
When you went out to take it for a drive, someone had stolen it.
The police managed to get it back ok and you're sure it's still just great, only the tires have some flat spots on them, and there's a few small marks onthepaintwork,. well,.. fairly small,.. in fact, only at the bottom of the dents, and where does he want it delivered to. 
Send lots and lots of pictures, plus make up a very long life story.
ask to see pics of his family and work etc. complain, bitch and make fun of life
from every angle.
In other words just keep him hanging on till the end and then some more ;) good luck.
Just switch to a disposable account (he won't notice) and follow my lead. See if you can get us a pic like
<---- This
imgur.com/a/imyaz
Just start a long discussion with him/ them about details that have little to do with the transaction, deliberately avoid answering any of the relevant questions to advance the transaction, for example "I feel really happy that you have bought the car, as she has missed out on so much overseas travel over the years, my wife's and I travelled a lot to conferences and such like while we were progressing with our menstrual exploration therapy, and as we became one with the higher being and were able to let go of all our internal pre destination paradigms we took the car as our temple and as such held rich flowing ceremony's in and on her expressing the joy that can flow when you have been released form tyranny, your not a follower of Arko Pom Pom are you? If you were that would be great, but I'm still happy for you to take the car, don't worry about the blood stains or the smell consider that a GIFT and I will leave brochures in the car and perhaps you too may see enlightenment? Oh the times we all had, there was this ceremony we attended near Byron a couple of years ago and we dressed her up (the car) covered her with pigs blood, urine and fallopian tube, and we sang to the full moon as we filled our souls with beauty and love and drank from her cup of joy all night long......"something like that?
He doesn't give a crap about the car.....You know how this works right?
They use a stolen Paypal account to send you the money......but accidently send a little bit too much.....and get you to refund the difference via western union....
Owner of Paypal accounts finds out, lodges complaint, Paypal takes all the money back off you....
A common one is from an Oil Rig Worker...
Select to expand quotearancini said..
Just start a long discussion with him/ them about details that have little to do with the transaction, deliberately avoid answering any of the relevant questions to advance the transaction, for example "I feel really happy that you have bought the car, as she has missed out on so much overseas travel over the years, my wife's and I travelled a lot to conferences and such like while we were progressing with our menstrual exploration therapy, and as we became one with the higher being and were able to let go of all our internal pre destination paradigms we took the car as our temple and as such held rich flowing ceremony's in and on her expressing the joy that can flow when you have been released form tyranny, your not a follower of Arko Pom Pom are you? If you were that would be great, but I'm still happy for you to take the car, don't worry about the blood stains or the smell consider that a GIFT and I will leave brochures in the car and perhaps you too may see enlightenment? Oh the times we all had, there was this ceremony we attended near Byron a couple of years ago and we dressed her up (the car) covered her with pigs blood, urine and fallopian tube, and we sang to the full moon as we filled our souls with beauty and love and drank from her cup of joy all night long......"something like that?
wow - thats a pretty open window into your "inner being" there arancini 
