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myusernam
myusernam
QLD
6158 posts
myusernam myusernam
QLD, 6158 posts
28 Aug 2013 11:18am

Here's mine.
I think they might help me from getting my head stuck in small places and contribute over time to super human hearing.






evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
evlPanda evlPanda
NSW, 9207 posts
28 Aug 2013 11:19am
If I could have any super power it would be cold war Russia.
kiteboy dave
kiteboy dave
QLD
6525 posts
kiteboy dave kiteboy dave
QLD, 6525 posts
28 Aug 2013 12:11pm
Dude rip that sh!t out! they come out really easy, specially those ones round the rim, just grab a few and yank. Doesn't hurt either.
<Warning: do not try on nose hair>

My E.S.P: handing out unwanted advice in internet forums


Sailhack
Sailhack
VIC
5000 posts
Sailhack Sailhack
VIC, 5000 posts
28 Aug 2013 12:15pm
Turned on the telly last night just in time to see the waxing bit on 40yr old virgin (ouch) - you need those things waxed man!

My superpower - complete belief that I rip on both windsurfer & sup!
the truth
the truth
QLD
189 posts
the truth the truth
QLD, 189 posts
28 Aug 2013 12:45pm
myusernam said..


Here's mine.
I think they might help me from getting my head stuck in small places and contribute over time to super human hearing.








by the looks of that you've let yourself go a bit honey, how about updating your profile pic- this isn't a dating site
myusernam
myusernam
QLD
6158 posts
myusernam myusernam
QLD, 6158 posts
28 Aug 2013 1:33pm
the truth said..

myusernam said..


Here's mine.
I think they might help me from getting my head stuck in small places and contribute over time to super human hearing.







by the looks of that you've let yourself go a bit honey, how about updating your profile pic- this isn't a dating site


Jenna stays.

pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
pweedas pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
28 Aug 2013 1:29pm
So is that your picture before the sex change op?
Real sweet!
It's a shame you took the plunge and started on the hormones. (not that there's anything wrong with that of course)
They should have warned you that hairy ears and a hairy ass are all just normal side effects of the process.
James
James
WA
549 posts
James James
WA, 549 posts
28 Aug 2013 5:41pm
Mate , you need the Phillips trimmer, comes with combs for trimming eye brows too, it's a good bit of gear. Do you dye your hair ? , J
Pitbull
Pitbull
WA
1267 posts
Pitbull Pitbull
WA, 1267 posts
28 Aug 2013 5:49pm
MANSCAPING required.
myusernam
myusernam
QLD
6158 posts
myusernam myusernam
QLD, 6158 posts
28 Aug 2013 9:12pm
manscaping is for queers and gen y.
I'm going for the record.


Unhook3d
Unhook3d
WA
467 posts
Unhook3d Unhook3d
WA, 467 posts
28 Aug 2013 10:10pm
myusernam said..

the truth said..

myusernam said..


Here's mine.
I think they might help me from getting my head stuck in small places and contribute over time to super human hearing.







by the looks of that you've let yourself go a bit honey, how about updating your profile pic- this isn't a dating site


Jenna stays.



Thank Christ for that.
dirtyharry
dirtyharry
WA
444 posts
dirtyharry dirtyharry
WA, 444 posts
29 Aug 2013 11:26am
This guys has very mild superpowers

Pitbull
Pitbull
WA
1267 posts
Pitbull Pitbull
WA, 1267 posts
29 Aug 2013 7:59pm
myusernam said...
manscaping is for queers and gen y.
I'm going for the record.





You'll end up looking like a koala. (or this guy----->)
saltiest1
saltiest1
NSW
2568 posts
saltiest1 saltiest1
NSW, 2568 posts
30 Aug 2013 9:24am
i can pluck my nose hair without flinching. thats about it.
pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
pweedas pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
30 Aug 2013 11:01am
I can turn wine into water, and then pass it.
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
poor relative poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
30 Aug 2013 12:08pm
I can emit noxious gas out my arse
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23647 posts
30 Aug 2013 12:11pm
Does being good at left-handed use of the mouse count?

theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
5786 posts
theDoctor theDoctor
NSW, 5786 posts
30 Aug 2013 4:03pm


I can make people feel nauseous
Pitbull
Pitbull
WA
1267 posts
Pitbull Pitbull
WA, 1267 posts
30 Aug 2013 4:51pm
I can p!$$ people off without trying too hard!
CMC
CMC
QLD
3954 posts
CMC CMC
QLD, 3954 posts
30 Aug 2013 6:57pm
Can send people to sleep in a single conversation.

Can talk a whole mobile phone battery flat.
hamburglar
hamburglar
ACT
2174 posts
hamburglar hamburglar
ACT, 2174 posts
31 Aug 2013 6:37am
I can leap tall dog turds in a single bound!
Pitbull
Pitbull
WA
1267 posts
Pitbull Pitbull
WA, 1267 posts
31 Aug 2013 1:02pm
I can disappear.........................










.........................when my mother-in-law turns up at my house.
mick14
mick14
SA
343 posts
mick14 mick14
SA, 343 posts
1 Sep 2013 6:23pm
When I'm bushwalking, I can tell whether a rock will wobble a bit, before I stand on it.
Craig66
Craig66
NSW
2466 posts
Craig66 Craig66
NSW, 2466 posts
1 Sep 2013 10:17pm
mick14 said..

When I'm bushwalking, I can tell whether a rock will wobble a bit, before I stand on it.


Does the empty beer glass next to the rock give it away ?
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