Leave them with there MUM and go kitesurfing

You aint seen nuthin yet! Terrible twos? Pah. Throttlesome threes and frucking fours are gona do your head in.

Ignore inappropriate behaviour.

The missus does it to me all the time.

Doesn't work though.

Children are God's punishment for you having been one your self.

Once you have children your life is no longer exclusively your own. You have entered a joint venture with their mother and you need to stick with it to give them the best chance in life.

What your children really want is for you to PLAY with them and make them LAUGH.

Get down on the floor with them at their height and act like a doggie or a horsie and roll on your back in a submissive stance, let them crawl all over you and then surprise them with some growling or barking. They will squeal with some fear but mostly delight because you are relating with them at their level.

Don't miss this opportunity because when you blink, the next thing you know they will be teenagers telling you what a tool you are.

Love them to bits while they are still children. Build the relationships early and make it loving because they are the ones who will be choosing your nursing home when you are old and doddery. A GOOD investment for the future.

cisco said...
Children are God's punishment for you having been one your self.

Once you have children your life is no longer exclusively your own. You have entered a joint venture with their mother and you need to stick with it to give them the best chance in life.

What your children really want is for you to PLAY with them and make them LAUGH.

Get down on the floor with them at their height and act like a doggie or a horsie and roll on your back in a submissive stance, let them crawl all over you and then surprise them with some growling or barking. They will squeal with some fear but mostly delight because you are relating with them at their level.

Don't miss this opportunity because when you blink, the next thing you know they will be teenagers telling you what a tool you are.

Love them to bits while they are still children. Build the relationships early and make it loving because they are the ones who will be choosing your nursing home when you are old and doddery. A GOOD investment for the future.

Nice one Cisco

Yep, valium is the only answer

Buster fin said...
You aint seen nuthin yet! Terrible twos? Pah. Throttlesome threes and frucking fours are gona do your head in.

And you aint seen nuthin yet! Wait till their teenagers..aaarrgggghh

cisco said...
Children are God's punishment for you having been one your self.

Once you have children your life is no longer exclusively your own. You have entered a joint venture with their mother and you need to stick with it to give them the best chance in life.

What your children really want is for you to PLAY with them and make them LAUGH.

Get down on the floor with them at their height and act like a doggie or a horsie and roll on your back in a submissive stance, let them crawl all over you and then surprise them with some growling or barking. They will squeal with some fear but mostly delight because you are relating with them at their level.

Don't miss this opportunity because when you blink, the next thing you know they will be teenagers telling you what a tool you are.

Love them to bits while they are still children. Build the relationships early and make it loving because they are the ones who will be choosing your nursing home when you are old and doddery. A GOOD investment for the future.

^^ +1 I would green thumb it but already (deservedly) maxed out on green

poor relative said...


Must be christmas, I wholehertedly agree with Cisco

Strewth!!! That's one for the archives.

Gillard is still a lying, cheating, criminal, bitch lawyer and the Labor Party still has no substance, direction, sound policies or credibility.

Have a Merry Christmas and a Prosperous (assuming the concept of personal wealth is not contradictory to your intellectual philosophy) New Year.