Yellow pants red dots???

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Underoath
Underoath
QLD
2434 posts
QLD, 2434 posts
22 Oct 2011 12:23am
I see heaps a pics on seabreeze with altered photos with guys wearing yellow shorts- red dots.


In the wise words of P.H

Please Explain?
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23648 posts
WA, 23648 posts
21 Oct 2011 11:07pm
I thought given your avatar you may understand?

hamburglar
hamburglar
ACT
2174 posts
ACT, 2174 posts
22 Oct 2011 6:43am
its simple, pole dancers like seeing young boys in fluro
polka dot pants
saves on buying a plane ticket to Asia
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
22 Oct 2011 8:20am
It is actually the windsurfers that wear them,,
So not sure what their on about???
And some sort of suss looking man bra thing???
"Hello Sailor"

pierrec45
pierrec45
NSW
2005 posts
NSW, 2005 posts
22 Oct 2011 10:23am
lotofwind said...

It is actually the windsurfers that wear them,,
So not sure what their on about???


Huh, you're peddling a picture that's 30+ years old, not sure why.
I'm pretty sure the poster was asking about the modern days..., not in the late 70s.
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
22 Oct 2011 10:58am
Sorry,,but its the only time I have seen the shorts you talk of.

Yep..pic must be really really old,
there is a young person windsurfing
Subsonic
Subsonic
WA
3413 posts
WA, 3413 posts
22 Oct 2011 9:52am
lotofwind said...

It is actually the windsurfers that wear them,,
So not sure what their on about???
And some sort of suss looking man bra thing???
"Hello Sailor"




Gee Mr Lot of Wind, you sure do have a lot of poledancing photos for a teabagger

and you like hanging out in the poledancing forum too!

Are you an admirer perhaps?
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
22 Oct 2011 12:59pm
Lotofwind in the windsurfing forum is like a straight man hanging around a bunch of lesbians hoping they might validate his existience and 'swap teams'
shannon8888
shannon8888
NSW
517 posts
NSW, 517 posts
22 Oct 2011 4:34pm
or at least tie him up and violate him
ockanui
ockanui
VIC
1321 posts
VIC, 1321 posts
22 Oct 2011 5:11pm
only if he wears yellow shorts and red dots
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
22 Oct 2011 7:53pm
^^^^Îm off to the shops to see if I can buy a pair

Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians
pierrec45
pierrec45
NSW
2005 posts
NSW, 2005 posts
22 Oct 2011 10:21pm
So Underoath, are you all answered up ?
How long have you been kiting ?
busterwa
busterwa
3782 posts
3782 posts
22 Oct 2011 7:36pm
Think you should talk to are elmo bonducci and richeifish ;-) dates back a few years..







lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
22 Oct 2011 10:45pm
Ok, Im busted.
I am a windsurfer and no longer ashamed to admitt it.
God it feels good comming out of the closet and saying that.A real weight off my shoulders.
Hope my parents still love me now that they know my chosen poledancing life style.

Poledancers are peope too you Polerphobics.
Love me, love my pole.
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
22 Oct 2011 10:51pm
pierrec45 said...

So Underoath, are you all answered up ?
How long have you been kiting ?


I dont think it matters how long he has been kiteing.
Only how long he has read the windsurfers forum? It only happends there.
True
pierrec45
pierrec45
NSW
2005 posts
NSW, 2005 posts
23 Oct 2011 4:45am
It matters in the following way: there are a lot less of those funny underwear being worn by kiters the last couple of years. They went out of fashion with kiters it seems...

I suppose he's a recent kiter (or windsurfer, or beachgoer) if he doesn't remember the underpants things...

As to your windsurfing, that you have a recurring fixation on a 1979 picture of a man wearing a bra does not make a windsurfer out of you.
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
23 Oct 2011 8:41am
Actually in the first appearance of "the shorts", they were purple. They soon evolved from that to the yellow and red polka dot boardies we know today.They were originally used to point out the oddity of Kiters wearing boardshorts OVER thier wetsuits.Heres some of the early pics.








lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
23 Oct 2011 10:34am
Are there any pics of the shorts that havent been painted on.
Im sure there must be some pics of kiters wearing them.
I honesty have never seen them.
da vecta
da vecta
QLD
2515 posts
QLD, 2515 posts
23 Oct 2011 9:34am
Oh yes, some classics here.

I'm thinking the shorts deserve a special name.

Boost pants?
elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
23 Oct 2011 10:32am
A Richie Classic of the caption comp

His other works we'll leave well alone won't we Richie
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23648 posts
WA, 23648 posts
23 Oct 2011 11:03am
I lost most of mine from the caption comps.

Classic fail to give way situation:







Noob boost:



hamburglar
hamburglar
ACT
2174 posts
ACT, 2174 posts
23 Oct 2011 2:59pm
for a bunch of geriatrics you guys sure do like to bring out the paints and the crayons you would think the dementia home nurse wouldn't let you's
self express to much in case you's got to excited
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
23 Oct 2011 2:07pm
elmo said...

A Richie Classic of the caption comp

His other works we'll leave well alone won't we Richie


for the good of humanity.
busterwa
busterwa
3782 posts
3782 posts
23 Oct 2011 12:32pm
The caption comp entries ;-) hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah

If you dont laugh at them there is something wrong with you !
felixdcat
felixdcat
WA
3519 posts
WA, 3519 posts
24 Oct 2011 11:28am
lotofwind said...

It is actually the windsurfers that wear them,,
So not sure what their on about???
And some sort of suss looking man bra thing???
"Hello Sailor"



That was the day Joe (today known as Kiter Joe) realized that windsurfing was too hard to learn and came with the tea baging thingy aka kiting..... Look at his face... he is thinking very hard! The same day He also invented the yellow and red dot fabric that is sold with every kite.[}:)]
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
24 Oct 2011 10:33pm
Still havent seen any real pics of this poc a dot kiter thing???

Was it just a WA metro thing?

Or is it just a myth??

busterwa
busterwa
3782 posts
3782 posts
24 Oct 2011 9:22pm
see someone of seabreese got all there mates together and made a video....

;-)
back to the spar where ill drink my goon and listen to German music
BulldogPup
BulldogPup
6657 posts
6657 posts
24 Oct 2011 9:24pm
sh#t where's me beer ....
Squid Lips
Squid Lips
WA
708 posts
WA, 708 posts
24 Oct 2011 9:48pm
Was Ron Jeremy in that clip? I saw a guy who I could have sworn was him in the taxi line at Las Vegas airport last month wearing a T-shirt with "every day I'm shuffling" on the back
ockanui
ockanui
VIC
1321 posts
VIC, 1321 posts
25 Oct 2011 8:44am
With the horse racing spring carnival on I bet there are plenty of jockey's that have copied the polka dot fashion trend from kite surfers, it may be an omen for backing a winner, also we had a premier, Joan Kirner who put black and white polka dots onto the world stage and made such a fashion statement that her name is synonymous with the great dots fashion, Victoria is well advanced in claiming this fashion trend as there own.
Sailhack
Sailhack
VIC
5000 posts
VIC, 5000 posts
25 Oct 2011 9:47am
LMFAO - my 8yo son has been singing & dancing to that song for the past couple of weeks (insert facepalm pic). Unfortunately I doubt he's old enough to understand that they're taking the p!ss...I hope this isn't the beginning of a new fashion trend.
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