I used to ride with my boxer dog on the tank all the time in the 80's. By the time I got anywhere my goggles were covered in slobber. I think now it was pretty irresponsible, but it was a different time.
I think you could get dogs to drive cars here and they would be better drivers. As long as they don't see another dog driving and want to say hello.
As long as they didn't speed, would anyone notice?
I wonder what else you can buy on Temu and then say 'I bought it... I didn't know it was a stupid idea'? Everyone knows you strap the dog to your back with its own helmet on.