There is a high risk that by sharing this information with you I might "disappear" but the TRUTH must be told...
Who is Stewie?? For the first time ever, see the REAL pictures, learn the REAL truth.
I first came across Stewie in 1947 at a place called Roswell. I could never have imagined the repercussions. I don’t know exactly where Stewie came from but clearly it was not from my neighbourhood.
I didn’t see Stewie again until the early fifties. It slowly became apparent that he was covertly trying to alter the culture of our more advanced civilisations, trying to retard our advancement. His crazy hip shaking antics caught on quickly and degenerated youths before their parents very eyes.
Unfortunately Stewie was far too clever for me, it was impossible to get anyone to listen. But when he managed infiltrate the White House in 1961 I had to act. I knew the real reason behind SFK’s Apollo program.
He had to be stopped. It took a couple of years but eventually I found a Grassy Knoll that was just right.
Alas it would take more than that to stop Stewie. All I’d done is slow him down. He went deep, deep under cover. Before I knew it, it was too late. A lot of people say they remember exactly where they were on July 20, 1969. I sure as hell do. I don’t know what Stewie did up there but things haven’t been the same since.
Who knows what Stewie is planning now. But you know that diabetes is on the increase.
damn you reli 
