You wake up naked.
There are sand dunes for as far as you can see.
The sun is overhead and already starting to burn you.
...
What's your next move?

And with the displaced sand, make a small mound to check the movement of the Sun.

Hmmm i think it might have to be this;

Stuthepirate said...

Turn around, face the ocean and go for a swim

U don't know where the ocean is.

Green Cherub said...

Hmmm i think it might have to be this;

WTF!

felixdcat said...

turn to the left and walk to the nudist resort beach bar order a pinacolada and start chatting the young beautifull naked waitress!

I see the heat is getting to you... you must already have heat stroke, chances are you're about to die.

grab some carboard, and carve the scorching dunes up
make a cardboard teepee with the left overs
Or put the car aircon on, as I certainly didn't walk out there

The only way that could happen , is if I got more than blind on the piss, so grab the bottle and keep drinkin, It must be close!!

FlySurfer said...

Stuthepirate said...

Turn around, face the ocean and go for a swim

U don't know where the ocean is.

Green Cherub said...

Hmmm i think it might have to be this;

WTF!

felixdcat said...

turn to the left and walk to the nudist resort beach bar order a pinacolada and start chatting the young beautifull naked waitress!

I see the heat is getting to you... you must already have heat stroke, chances are you're about to die.

I thought this was a rhetorical question?

Look around for the chick... Can't be too far away.

Aliens????? ...... geez Fly , my answer is to have a long drag on the joint you might have been chuffing my dear friend!

I read there supposed to be water under a lot of desert, and from the winds, stars and the Sun movement you can calculate where the fark to go.

You've got no clothes, so you can walk during the day.
How long is the longest expanse of sand before a tree, or shrub?
What reptiles, insects animals are there?
Or are you gona give up and try and make it quick?


Not really a question that can be answered with the info you gave.

I read there supposed to be water under a lot of desert,
Yep there is but depends on the desert and terrain.

and from the winds, stars and the Sun movement you can calculate where the fark to go.
I think sailors in the old days tried this and it seemed to work ok,still in use today.

You've got no clothes, so you can walk during the day
Bloody cold at night,naked in the desert to.

How long is the longest expanse of sand before a tree, or shrub?
How long is a piece of string?,again depends on what dessert you mean.

What reptiles, insects animals are there?
depends on what dessert you mean.

Or are you gona give up and try and make it quick?

Based on the question there is nothing around to try and make it quick,
Best i could think of was .....
beat myself over the head or choke myself with my ?????

FlySurfer said...

BulldogPup said...

Aliens????? ...... geez Fly , my answer is to have a long drag on the joint you might have been chuffing my dear friend!

If you haven't seen UFO's, you've spent too much time looking at your feet or talking yourself in to not believing your eyes.

But the Aliens could be Sri Lankan tamils or maybe your on hols in Texas, and Mexican aliens kidnap you... a lot of desert over there... with rattle snakes.

hahhahahaha - then my answer is still the same Fly , I'll drag long and hard on that scoobie you may have been chuffing my dear friend , although Gypsy's idea wasn't that bad really

Late Edit: Fark you are right I have seen 3 Aliens in Oz .... Abbott , Hockey & Katter!

look it happened over a year a go, i'm not proud of it but it
is what it is,if it wasn't for them probes i'd be able to sit down
properly and would of forgot about it by now.

what else was i supposed to do to pay the somali pirates ransom
with no money or clothes.....

You said you wouldn't say anything ,its all in confidence you said,
no one will ever know you said ,just you, me ooohh and of course
the aliens

FlySurfer said...

Stuthepirate said...
I thought this was a rhetorical question?

No dude it's serious sh!t, imagine you get abducted by aliens and they drop u off in the desert... how u gona survive?

I read there supposed to be water under a lot of desert, and from the winds, stars and the Sun movement you can calculate where the fark to go.

You've got no clothes, so you can walk during the day.
How long is the longest expanse of sand before a tree, or shrub?
What reptiles, insects animals are there?
Or are you gona give up and try and make it quick?

How the fark are you supposed to know where to go when you don't even know where you are?

evlPanda said...
How the fark are you supposed to know where to go when you don't even know where you are?

Well assuming you're still on Earth and not in a VR simulation; then like I said before, from the Sun, stars, wind... oh and the shape of the dunes.

See Sailhack knows how to survive!

PS: My next move... try and find that burning man festival, some trips and get down with it!

FlySurfer said...

evlPanda said...
How the fark are you supposed to know where to go when you don't even know where you are?

Well assuming you're still on Earth and not in a VR simulation; then like I said before, from the Sun, stars, wind... oh and the shape of the dunes.

See Sailhack knows how to survive!

PS: My next move... try and find that burning man festival, some trips and get down with it!

My next move: die.

get your jerk on...

Nobody around,

Get your jerk on again,

repeat

repeat

Until you pass out and die

Winning.... and no walking!