What's with all the pillows ?

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Scotty88
Scotty88
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29 Mar 2012 10:18pm
Just counted 10 pillows on our bed (or cussions - sh1t what's the diff) and we only sleep with 2. I don't know why we need so many. For show ?
BarryDawson
BarryDawson
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29 Mar 2012 10:38pm
I think the same reason we permanently have 2 candles in the kitchen, 7 in the bedroom, 4 in the dining room and 3 in the bathroom.....

Sorry, just don't know what the reason is!!!
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
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29 Mar 2012 10:48pm
Yeah I'm hearing ya

WTF is with so many pillows that if you left them there, it would make the bed 4ft long?

Poodle
Poodle
WA
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WA, 868 posts
29 Mar 2012 10:53pm
Yeh, used to only need two, and a few for sleeping......
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
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29 Mar 2012 11:02pm
Hotel rooms ------- with the blanket that covers the whole bed, and then goes under and over the pillows.
It's a bloody bed, and you can't SLEEP in it like that so WHY??

Life's big questions
Mr float
Mr float
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30 Mar 2012 8:44am
porn movies usually have lots of pillows .Maybe there is something going on you don't know about
Sailhack
Sailhack
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30 Mar 2012 9:31am
Scotty88...is this you? If so, you need some more TOW.

Bone74
Bone74
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30 Mar 2012 6:19pm
Mr float said...

porn movies usually have lots of pillows .Maybe there is something going on you don't know about


have the pillows in those movies you watch got bite marks in them
I've never really noticed pillows before

but i know what your talking about Scotty
i think it's a girl thing
(Ive got more pillows than you)
Scotty88
Scotty88
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4214 posts
30 Mar 2012 6:22pm
Bone43 said...

Mr float said...

porn movies usually have lots of pillows .Maybe there is something going on you don't know about


have the pillows in those movies you watch got bite marks in them
I've never really noticed pillows before

but i know what your talking about Scotty
i think it's a girl thing
(Ive got more pillows than you)


Well it's certainly not my farkin thing
SandS
SandS
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30 Mar 2012 9:24pm
I,m with you on this one !

But have found a use for them , .....can't really tell though !

Do have to rotate ... Like crop rotation you know ?
Bone74
Bone74
380 posts
380 posts
30 Mar 2012 6:31pm
Hey Scotty maybe your misses is trying to tell you
that she wants a lingerie pillow fight with 10 of her
hottest girlfriends while you film it for you sea breeze mates
Davage
Davage
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30 Mar 2012 9:33pm

Need I say more


Scotty88
Scotty88
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30 Mar 2012 6:35pm
Bone43 said...

Hey Scotty maybe your misses is trying to tell you
that she wants a lingerie pillow fight with 10 of her
hottest girlfriends while you film it for you sea breeze mates


That would be great but they are all ugly
LeStef
LeStef
ACT
514 posts
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30 Mar 2012 9:45pm
Scotty88 said...

Just counted 10 pillows on our bed (or cussions - sh1t what's the diff)


Do you fight much ?
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
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30 Mar 2012 8:40pm
Scotty88 said...

Bone43 said...

Hey Scotty maybe your misses is trying to tell you
that she wants a lingerie pillow fight with 10 of her
hottest girlfriends while you film it for you sea breeze mates


That would be great but they are all ugly


Let us decide........
GavGav
GavGav
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193 posts
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31 Mar 2012 12:31am
Scotty88 said...

Just counted 10 pillows


I can beat that.... counted 14 the other day on our bed!
Got a photo of it somewhere.

I blame Home Beautiful & the other house mags that show photos of houses that no one live in.

Doesn't take long to get them off though. I can do it in about a second.
Swoosh.. all superfluous pillows on the floor.
chrispychru
chrispychru
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30 Mar 2012 11:36pm
it is a more credible explanation to the coppers when you die of suffocation. sleep with one eye open
Scotty88
Scotty88
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4214 posts
30 Mar 2012 10:13pm
chrispychru said...

it is a more credible explanation to the coppers when you die of suffocation. sleep with one eye open


SIDS at 40
elmo
elmo
WA
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30 Mar 2012 10:58pm
Perhaps she's dropping a hint that she wants to leave a lot of teethmarks behind and a singular pillow may get to soggy with what she has planned for you
Gizmo
Gizmo
SA
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31 Mar 2012 3:30pm
My ex missus decided to put u shaped pillows complete with frilly pillowcases on the marital bed completely pointless and annoying...could cope with the pillow - just but the pillowcases annoyed the p**s out of me especially when trying to sleep.
I mentioned the pillowcases had to go (politely) she chose to ignore me so I cut the frills off......problem solved!!!![}:)]

My 2nd wife (10yrs) tried putting up lacy curtains at the bedroom window not long after being married. I explained 1st wife dilemma and lacy curtains fell in the same basket of tolerance. My lovely wife solved the problem......straight down to Spotlight new curtains at my expense

getfunky
getfunky
WA
4485 posts
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31 Mar 2012 1:25pm
Yep - my wifey is the same..

Have to move cushions to sit on the couch and have to remove surplus pillows (down to total of 5 - used to be 7) to sleep.

Funny thing is the spares have to go on the floor, to enable a bit of kip, then in the morning if I make the bed and dont' put em back on - I wear the grief.

My reply? "Well don't have more than 2 pillows.. then they never leave the bed - so never end up on the floor"

Her response? "$*#@!!"[}:)]

My closing remarks.. "Sorry hun, would love to talk.. but gotta go to work to earn some $$ for more pillows"

lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
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31 Mar 2012 6:50pm
Maybe tell her to either ditch the pillows or you will add some of your own.
I think she might like the Horse Head pillow.




Whats that fat boy slim song? "everybody needs a bosom for a pillow"

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