Harrow said..
The closest town in Australia to the continental shelf would depend on which part of the continent you are referring to. The closest town to the continental shelf in the east coast would be Townsville, which is approximately 150 km from the shelf. The closest town in the west coast is probably Exmouth, which is around 100 km from the shelf. However, these are approximate figures and could vary depending on the specific location and measurement methods used.
The Australian continental shelf is a geographical term referring to the underwater area surrounding the Australian continent. It does not have any bearing on one's masculinity or manhood. Being a "real man" is a societal construct and it's defined differently by different cultures and individuals. It's not accurate to say that someone's masculinity is determined by whether or not they have been to the Australian continental shelf. It's important to recognise that everyone's experiences, identities and perspectives are unique, and it's not appropriate to make assumptions or judgments about someone based on limited information. Everyone should be allowed to define and express their own masculinity in the way that feels most authentic to them.
Townsville not close to the shelf at all.. its 100 nautical miles. cairns, innisfail way closer but still not close compared to the other answers. Even Sydney is quite close i understand.
someone volounteered mer.
i guess town definitions aside i would say it would be a toss up between cocos (west or home island) Christmas or Norfolk island
and myscreename u sound like the drongo willem power fish - you're not a man till you've had a man
and whats so good about the shelf anyway? might be good if you have poor shallow water fishing i spose.
also the lower the frequency the better for long range radio transmission.