Whale shark nearly swallows diver

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SomeOtherGuy
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doggie
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22 Jul 2011 11:09am
Awesome pic!! Jeepers you would crap yourself wouldnt you!!??!!
nebbian
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22 Jul 2011 11:14am
Was his name Jonah?
Macroscien
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22 Jul 2011 1:16pm



excellent, but to compete there should be second photo
closeup up the teeth-works taken by that lucky photographer
and the third one from inside the belly
-apparently there was whole expedition of photographers there


pinch me if that is not the Murdoch envoy sending justice to leakers
oceanfire
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22 Jul 2011 12:59pm
nebbian said...

Was his name Jonah?


HAHA! Beat me to it!
subasurf
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22 Jul 2011 2:31pm
Cool picture, but the article title is a crock of ****.
rodders67
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22 Jul 2011 4:51pm
subasurf said...

Cool picture, but the article title is a crock of ****.


they phone tapped the photographer. they were his words Media thought they'd use that wisely
SomeOtherGuy
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22 Jul 2011 5:09pm
subasurf said...

Cool picture, but the article title is a crock of ****.


Yeah but it gets people in.

To be fair though, it does say in there somewhere eventually that if he'd gone in, the shark would've spat him out.
FlySurfer
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22 Jul 2011 6:39pm
complete crock o'****... the diver is OBVIOUSLY >3m to the right... get some perspective.

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japie
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22 Jul 2011 7:14pm
FlySurfer said...

complete crock o'****... the diver is OBVIOUSLY >3m to the right... get some perspective.


Plankton feeders often screw up and choke on things that aren't plankton, specially divers. That is why they have not made it long into the evolutionary scale.
saltiest1
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22 Jul 2011 9:30pm
my sis almost went in in 1989. very close call.
saltiest1
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22 Jul 2011 9:32pm
japie said...

FlySurfer said...

complete crock o'****... the diver is OBVIOUSLY >3m to the right... get some perspective.


Plankton feeders often screw up and choke on things that aren't plankton, specially divers. That is why they have not made it long into the evolutionary scale.



huh?? so if a species chokes a bit but still exists, thats the reason it happens?
japie
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22 Jul 2011 9:50pm
saltiest1 said...

japie said...

FlySurfer said...

complete crock o'****... the diver is OBVIOUSLY >3m to the right... get some perspective.


Plankton feeders often screw up and choke on things that aren't plankton, specially divers. That is why they have not made it long into the evolutionary scale.



huh?? so if a species chokes a bit but still exists, thats the reason it happens?


Yeah, whenever I go to the beach I skid around on **** that has been coughed up by plankton feeders. Whale sharks have only been around for a couple of thousand years and still make horrendous mistakes, just like the one in the photo above. You can see it is about to choke on the diver.

Later on, when it has evolved a bit, say over the next five years (and if it survives choking on divers and any other foreign matter lurking around pretending to be plantkton that it may engulf by mistake), then we will know that the evolutionary process is running tickety boo!
saltiest1
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22 Jul 2011 9:57pm
if they have only been around for a couple of thousand years, what were they 2500 years ago?
and does evolution change things that fast? 5 years? amazing.
japie
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22 Jul 2011 10:14pm
saltiest1 said...

if they have only been around for a couple of thousand years, what were they 2500 years ago?
and does evolution change things that fast? 5 years? amazing.


2500 years ago they were likely plankton that had not been swallowed, sort of just ganged up together and became engulfers. Probably with an agenda for swallowing divers.

Mate, never underestimate evolution. I watched Michael Jackson evolve, surprised David Attenborough has not tackled the subject, sorry , object.
saltiest1
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22 Jul 2011 10:37pm
no. michael jackson mutated.
saltiest1
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22 Jul 2011 10:46pm
might want to check the time frame though. 500 years seems a little quick for plankton to evolve into a whale shark
subasurf
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22 Jul 2011 10:14pm
These last few posts by Japie has just made my brain melt with it's amount of retardation

"Whale sharks have only been around for a couple of thousand years"

Uhhm....no sure if serious or taking the piss.

The whale shark is estimated to have been around in it's current form for over 60 million years...which is basically just after the mass extinction of the dinosaurs.
SomeOtherGuy
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23 Jul 2011 12:40am
subasurf said...

Uhhm....no sure if serious or taking the piss.


It's Friday night. I'm assuming there's a fair bit of libation involved. Maybe doc's leftover margeritas.
SomeOtherGuy
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23 Jul 2011 12:41am
Either that or he's had a brain snap.
japie
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23 Jul 2011 9:00am
No libation, am on a sabatical.

It was an attempt at cutting sarcasm. Sorry it was not more tranparent.

The abject depths of ignorance constantly on display courtesy of our journalistic friends who insist on featuring articles such as the one featured make me want to puke.

Unfortunately it would appear that the majority of the population will view an article like that and go away thinking that the diver was lucky not to have been swallowed by a relic from the past whose ancestors evolved over millions of years while feeding on plankton.

People who write articles like that should stick to producing superman comics and drawing with crayons.
japie
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23 Jul 2011 9:43am
See what you make of this, it is a pretty good example of the behaviour that drives folk to emmigrate:





Has the chimp evolved or have the soldiers regressed?
FlySurfer
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23 Jul 2011 12:09pm
There's still hope for us
SomeOtherGuy
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23 Jul 2011 1:40pm
Jee Zus!

It's a feckin' filler article designed to take some space and give people a bit of light reading and say "whoa man!" while giving the website somewhere to hang some advertising. It's NOT meant to be a feckin' academic treatise on the feeding habit of West Australian Lesser Spotted Whale feckin' Shark during the feckin' winter season! And that video that flysurfer put up is not even in the same country, never mind the same event.

Fer chrissake, if anyone should get some perspective it'd be you two.
FlySurfer
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23 Jul 2011 2:00pm
@someotherguy: here some perspective for you: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ideation(idea_generation)

Ideation is the creative process of generating, developing, and communicating new ideas, where an idea is understood as a basic element of thought that can be either visual, concrete, or abstract.[1] Ideation is all stages of a thought cycle, from innovation, to development, to actualization.[2] As such, it is an essential part of the design process, both in education and practice.
japie
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23 Jul 2011 2:12pm
^^ Damn, you beat me to it!

Hangover, SomeOtherGuy?
subasurf
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23 Jul 2011 4:54pm
SomeOtherGuy said...

Fer chrissake, if anyone should get some perspective it'd be you two.


Awww...don't be such a butthurt little girl.
subasurf
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23 Jul 2011 4:56pm
japie said...

See what you make of this, it is a pretty good example of the behaviour that drives folk to emmigrate:





Has the chimp evolved or have the soldiers regressed?


There's a chimp in that video?
SomeOtherGuy
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23 Jul 2011 8:13pm
japie said...

^^ Damn, you beat me to it!

Hangover, SomeOtherGuy?


Nahh. It's called "venting"...
SomeOtherGuy
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23 Jul 2011 8:59pm
FlySurfer said...

@someotherguy: here some perspective for you: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ideation(idea_generation)


Interesting stuff. Here's something that should help explain that for you en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmic_King
elcoco
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23 Jul 2011 7:41pm
I have spent a fair few hours swimming with those wonderful fish of the ningaloo coast.

Didn't look near to swallowing the diver to me.

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