Your've got to be joking, the phrase "flogging a dead horse" comes to mind. For Gods sake, the first version was painful enough, can't believe their going to scrap the crud off and stick it back in the cinema, this is going to suck in a whole new dimension, AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Ah, that feels better. What would it take for you to go?

You'll probably find girls hate it to, they just want to see how committed and desperate guys are, I'd rather dive on a grenade. If your going to make a boring movie don't make it 3 hours long please.

Leonardo painting Kate Winslet scene in 3D.... mmmmmmmmmmmm.....

Nah, still wouldn't watch the whole movie...

I think their options were severely limited by sinking the ship in the first movie.
If they didn't sink it then they could have made 'Titanic 2 Judgement Day' and then 'Titanic 3 Rise of the Machines' and if there was still any life in it they could have made 'Titanic -Salvation' and then if any of the audience was still alive they could have made 'Titanic The Kate Winslet Chronicles'
So I suppose having wrecked all the props and main characters in the first movie, the only option left was to make 'Titanic 3D You will never guess the ending'
Where is Arnie Schwarzenegger when you need him?

Mark _australia said...

"Titanic 2 - Blub Blub Blub" would be a good title.
Consists only of Yanks screaming "oh my garrrddd" repeatedly as they swim around. Like all the seppo disaster movies of late.

Modern day version has a teen starlet on board Tweeting "yeah, like OMG the boat is like tilting" and the press print it the next day as a quote

Id rather see the doco on how they mapped the Titanic than that crap.

Scotty88 said...

doggie said...

Mark _australia said...

"Titanic 2 - Blub Blub Blub" would be a good title.
Consists only of Yanks screaming "oh my garrrddd" repeatedly as they swim around. Like all the seppo disaster movies of late.

Modern day version has a teen starlet on board Tweeting "yeah, like OMG the boat is like tilting" and the press print it the next day as a quote

Id rather see the doco on how they mapped the Titanic than that crap.

No way K9. Celine Dion rocks

I would expect that from a SUPper

doggie said...

Scotty88 said...

doggie said...

Mark _australia said...

"Titanic 2 - Blub Blub Blub" would be a good title.
Consists only of Yanks screaming "oh my garrrddd" repeatedly as they swim around. Like all the seppo disaster movies of late.

Modern day version has a teen starlet on board Tweeting "yeah, like OMG the boat is like tilting" and the press print it the next day as a quote

Id rather see the doco on how they mapped the Titanic than that crap.

No way K9. Celine Dion rocks

I would expect that from a SUPper

Na, I switched camps.

Man up eat some concrete and go to the cinema an ball your yours eyes out !

pweedas said...

I think their options were severely limited by sinking the ship in the first movie.
If they didn't sink it then they could have made 'Titanic 2 Judgement Day' and then 'Titanic 3 Rise of the Machines' and if there was still any life in it they could have made 'Titanic -Salvation' and then if any of the audience was still alive they could have made 'Titanic The Kate Winslet Chronicles'
So I suppose having wrecked all the props and main characters in the first movie, the only option left was to make 'Titanic 3D You will never guess the ending'
Where is Arnie Schwarzenegger when you need him?

Nice post, put plenty of thought into it. I remember as a kid going to the cinema to see " Rase the Titanic" then they went out and found it in two, kill joys.
If I was made to go I'd wear a nacho hat and big foam hands that say "Go Iceberg!",
And take a book.

Scotty88 said...

doggie said...

Scotty88 said...

doggie said...

Mark _australia said...

"Titanic 2 - Blub Blub Blub" would be a good title.
Consists only of Yanks screaming "oh my garrrddd" repeatedly as they swim around. Like all the seppo disaster movies of late.

Modern day version has a teen starlet on board Tweeting "yeah, like OMG the boat is like tilting" and the press print it the next day as a quote

Id rather see the doco on how they mapped the Titanic than that crap.

No way K9. Celine Dion rocks

I would expect that from a SUPper

Na, I switched camps.

I thought you were a bit like that

Scotty88 said...

^^^^^^^^^^^Yes doggie I can see how I left myself open there.