Things you should not do when drunk

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poor relative
poor relative
WA
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1 Jun 2008 12:26am
Lets share our knowledge to help our fellow seabreezers through life.
Post your experiences or pictures here so others will avoid the same error when drunk.

I'll start
don't attempt to do cartwheels with no prior gymnastic experience
stribo
stribo
QLD
1628 posts
QLD, 1628 posts
1 Jun 2008 3:14am
Start threads on seabreeze.......


By the way whats a "thnig" ? [}:)]
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
1 Jun 2008 9:47am
Drink Passion Pop.
shear tip
shear tip
NSW
1125 posts
NSW, 1125 posts
1 Jun 2008 9:52am
Attempt to jump a creek after Shnappy hour at the top of Thredbo
Greenroom
Greenroom
WA
7608 posts
WA, 7608 posts
1 Jun 2008 9:19am


Or even if your sober
elizabethb
elizabethb
QLD
2081 posts
QLD, 2081 posts
1 Jun 2008 11:27am
lol Greenie...

Write UNI assignments thinking they sound amazingly great, and re-read it the next morning going wtf!

I've now perfected the art of drinking and writing assignments. Experience I tell you! hahaha [}:)]

elmo
elmo
WA
8890 posts
WA, 8890 posts
1 Jun 2008 10:06am
Drive!!!!!

You f**k up peoples lives
BundyBear
BundyBear
NSW
325 posts
NSW, 325 posts
1 Jun 2008 12:47pm
stay well clear of shopping trolleys
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
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1 Jun 2008 12:49pm
This doesn't really mention anything about drinking although my bet is they had more than one barcardi breezer in their system.

(1 March 2000, New Zealand) Baldwin Street in Dunedin is listed as the steepest in the world in The Guinness Book of World Records, and it was at the top of this 38-degree incline that Ana and her friend hatched a plan for a midnight downhill slide. The two university students dragged a two-wheeled rubbish bin up the street, climbed in, shoved off, and down they went in their makeshift sleigh.

As they hurtled pell-mell down Baldwin Street in the wee hours of the morning, residents described being awakened by "a hell of a racket" which went on for some time before ending with a sickening crash. Their 50-meter dash ended precipitously when the rubbish bin slammed into a legally parked trailer. Ana, 19, was killed instantly, and her co-pilot suffered serious head injuries, though one wonders how they noticed.

The feat did not make it into the Guinness Book of World Records, as the top speed of the rubbish bin is unknown.


From the Darwin Awards annuls

ka43
ka43
NSW
3101 posts
NSW, 3101 posts
1 Jun 2008 2:48pm
Say anything about kite surfing on a Saturday night even though you have had one beer
sarahcanada
sarahcanada
WA
125 posts
WA, 125 posts
1 Jun 2008 2:45pm
punch a jet skiier in the face... even though it would feel so good
MintoxGT
MintoxGT
WA
975 posts
WA, 975 posts
1 Jun 2008 3:04pm
sausage said...

This doesn't really mention anything about drinking although my bet is they had more than one barcardi breezer in their system.

(1 March 2000, New Zealand) Baldwin Street in Dunedin is listed as the steepest in the world in The Guinness Book of World Records, and it was at the top of this 38-degree incline that Ana and her friend hatched a plan for a midnight downhill slide. The two university students dragged a two-wheeled rubbish bin up the street, climbed in, shoved off, and down they went in their makeshift sleigh.

As they hurtled pell-mell down Baldwin Street in the wee hours of the morning, residents described being awakened by "a hell of a racket" which went on for some time before ending with a sickening crash. Their 50-meter dash ended precipitously when the rubbish bin slammed into a legally parked trailer. Ana, 19, was killed instantly, and her co-pilot suffered serious head injuries, though one wonders how they noticed.

The feat did not make it into the Guinness Book of World Records, as the top speed of the rubbish bin is unknown.


From the Darwin Awards annuls




I have driven a van up and down that street back in 1993 and it is as scary as F^&k.....It is amazingly steep and there are houses on both sides of the road, I am not surprized that the both girls did not die.

Sad but Darwinian fer sure.

Cheers GT
Squid Lips
Squid Lips
WA
708 posts
WA, 708 posts
1 Jun 2008 3:36pm
Anything at all with your mobile phone
elizabethb
elizabethb
QLD
2081 posts
QLD, 2081 posts
1 Jun 2008 8:15pm
Squid Lips said...

Anything at all with your mobile phone


haha here here!
So true. Did u get my text the other night then squid! haha
cwamit
cwamit
WA
1194 posts
WA, 1194 posts
1 Jun 2008 6:25pm
"Things you should not do when drunk"...... drink some more
Greenfinger
Greenfinger
WA
239 posts
WA, 239 posts
1 Jun 2008 10:29pm
sarahcanada said...

punch a jet skiier in the face... even though it would feel so good


Yeh! cause you would get youre prissy little Canadian but kicked.
Then it would't feel "so good" at all would it.
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
1 Jun 2008 11:05pm
.........go anywhere near the internet
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
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2 Jun 2008 12:31pm
poor relative said...

.........go anywhere near the internet


Gosh Rellie, you have a problem. Hows the foot by the way?
jsnfok
jsnfok
WA
899 posts
WA, 899 posts
2 Jun 2008 11:26am
attempt anything beyond your 'normal' riding skills on a bmx
MikeyS
MikeyS
VIC
1509 posts
VIC, 1509 posts
2 Jun 2008 1:47pm
Don't think you can still ride a skateboard the way you used to nearly thirty years ago. And definately don't try it on one of those steel half pipe thinggies unless you're wearing full body armour.
evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
NSW, 9207 posts
2 Jun 2008 2:28pm
1. Commandeer a BMX so you can show your date how you can ride sitting backwards on the handlebars.

2. Mix vodka, champagne and beer.

3. Finally decide to tell somebody what you really think about them.
kitecrazzzy
kitecrazzzy
WA
2184 posts
WA, 2184 posts
2 Jun 2008 1:05pm
dance on top of a glass table, damn it... i didn't wanna have to deal with that when it broke. Thankfully she got pulled off before it smashed [big table, 15 of us around it]
General
General
WA
471 posts
WA, 471 posts
2 Jun 2008 1:33pm
kitecrazzzy said...

dance on top of a glass table, damn it... i didn't wanna have to deal with that when it broke. Thankfully she got pulled off before it smashed [big table, 15 of us around it]


do u no what alcohol is kitecrazzzy, do you have 15 friends
sarahcanada
sarahcanada
WA
125 posts
WA, 125 posts
2 Jun 2008 4:04pm

Yeh! cause you would get youre prissy little Canadian but kicked.
Then it would't feel "so good" at all would it.


prissy little canadian but kicked? oh how rude
BigFatMick
BigFatMick
273 posts
273 posts
4 Jun 2008 7:03pm
Pretty little Canadian but kissed? OK now nude

(maybe I shouldn't post on SeaBreeze when drunk... hick!)
tightlines
tightlines
WA
3509 posts
WA, 3509 posts
5 Jun 2008 7:02pm
Wheelies on you push bike on the way home from the Quokka Arms (Rottnest Hotel)
Cost me three teeth
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
5 Jun 2008 9:48pm
drive home in a golf buggy.
BigFatMick
BigFatMick
273 posts
273 posts
5 Jun 2008 10:28pm
Richiefish said...

drive home in a golf buggy.


I'm sure you had a good reason... built-in esky, for example.
Squid Lips
Squid Lips
WA
708 posts
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5 Jun 2008 11:04pm
Richiefish said...

drive home in a golf buggy.


No way! That's the best thing about Hamilton Island
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
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6 Jun 2008 8:36am
Squid Lips said...

Richiefish said...

drive home in a golf buggy.


No way! That's the best thing about Hamilton Island


not so good in the suburbs,late at night. And it ran out of lectricity...
evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
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6 Jun 2008 10:16am
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