Mr Milk and Myusername looked at each other over the table. "I've always admired you" said Milk. "I know you don't have many assets. Despite what I pay you, your quarters remain bare and minimalist. Yet even with your obvious aversion to affluence you still retain a considerable clique of friends. How is that so?" Myusername returned Milks gaze across the table. "It's easy" he said "I just mention my friends names in general conversation. They are so excited to hear their own names they don't even consider my lowly standing". Milk regarded him closely for a time then lowering his eyes he nodded. "Vanity" Milk said "All is vanity under the sun"
Suddenly from the corner of the cave came a low sound and both men turned as one to the hidden menace .
