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youngbull
QLD
826 posts
youngbull
QLD, 826 posts
18 Jan 2011 7:08pm
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I just relised I can not make farts under my armpit anymore.
Does this mean the child in me is gone. I did not think you would need practice.
Just spent the last 5mins trying and boy it requires some effort and still no fart
WTF
Pugwash
WA
7733 posts
Pugwash
WA, 7733 posts
18 Jan 2011 5:57pm
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ROFL...
I tried that about a year ago... and to my joy, I discovered I can still do it
Bigwavedave
QLD
2057 posts
Bigwavedave
QLD, 2057 posts
18 Jan 2011 8:56pm
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Hands up those that just tried to fart in their armpits just now :)
patsken
WA
717 posts
patsken
WA, 717 posts
18 Jan 2011 7:16pm
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Armpits too hairy now.....
I just rely on the real thing as I've gotten older
Mark _australia
WA
23652 posts
Mark _australia
WA, 23652 posts
18 Jan 2011 7:22pm
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youngbull said...
I just relised I can not make farts under my armpit anymore.
WTF
That's right, as you age your flexibility decreases and it becomes really hard to get your arse up under your armpit
theDoctor
NSW
5786 posts
theDoctor
NSW, 5786 posts
18 Jan 2011 10:22pm
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this morning, I farted so hard whilst driving my car I hurt myself.
dirtyharry
WA
444 posts
dirtyharry
WA, 444 posts
18 Jan 2011 7:49pm
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I found my first grey pube last week
youngbull
QLD
826 posts
youngbull
QLD, 826 posts
18 Jan 2011 9:56pm
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Ease up there dirty harry "The child in us" not the old bursting out
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
GalahOnTheBay
NSW, 4188 posts
19 Jan 2011 12:06am
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youngbull said...
I just relised I can not make farts under my armpit anymore.
We must save your inner child!
Perhaps some lessons from / watching a seasoned professional would help you get your mojo back?
Lesson:
The art form at work:
Haircut
QLD
6491 posts
Haircut
QLD, 6491 posts
19 Jan 2011 1:49am
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hangon....i was told you had to lick your hand
after
you put it under your armpit
kyteryder
NSW
692 posts
kyteryder
NSW, 692 posts
19 Jan 2011 8:56am
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Haircut said...
hangon....i was told you had to lick your hand
after
you put it under your armpit
No that is only after a cupcake
Gross I know
Kr
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
19 Jan 2011 7:45am
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dirtyharry said...
I found my first grey pube last week
I found my first gray hair protruding from my ear.
doggie
WA
15849 posts
doggie
WA, 15849 posts
19 Jan 2011 10:04am
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poor relative said...
dirtyharry said...
I found my first grey pube last week
I found my first gray hair protruding from my ear.
You are in Chad? I didnt know he was geh..........
maxm
NSW
864 posts
maxm
NSW, 864 posts
19 Jan 2011 1:06pm
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poor relative said...
dirtyharry said...
I found my first grey pube last week
I found my first gray hair protruding from my ear.
Nah! You're not old until the grey hairs start spreading to your nose.
crustysailor
VIC
871 posts
crustysailor
VIC, 871 posts
19 Jan 2011 1:09pm
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under the arm is lame, can't you just do it by squeezing your hands together??
if i wasn't so old and i'd post a u tube thing.
oh yeah, your not old until you can braid your ear hair.
Little Jon
NSW
2115 posts
Little Jon
NSW, 2115 posts
19 Jan 2011 2:28pm
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dirtyharry said...
I found my first grey pube last week
I pulled out my first grey nosral hair
oliver
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oliver
3952 posts
19 Jan 2011 7:53pm
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GalahOnTheBay said...
The art form at work:
That kid is awesome.
It doesn't work for me either - but I put that down to poor life choices.
saltiest1
NSW
2568 posts
saltiest1
NSW, 2568 posts
19 Jan 2011 11:09pm
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i can do it on the floor with my back. now whos the pro? huh HUH??
youngbull
QLD
826 posts
youngbull
QLD, 826 posts
19 Jan 2011 11:19pm
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saltiest1 said...
i can do it on the floor with my back. now whos the pro? huh HUH??
That mad - Please film this, sounds hilarious.
I still cannot get it
, however I'm still trying.
I can get a sound
Just that it's a little naughty.
(if you get me
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