doggie said...is mine in the post??

You ordered the Spooky Action At A Distance Headband doggie.
One of our staff is wearing that for you right now, you should be feeling all the beneficial energies of a Quantum Wierdness Headband TM.
All thanks to the unexplained magic of Quantum Entanglement.
I'd love to explain it for you NotWal, but it's a secret recipe, like Coke, KFC, you know, all the good stuff.
(and just between you and me, I think in the future, they'll be laughing about Quantum and String theory, like we laugh about Earth being centre of the universe)
Maybe the Large Hadron Collider can help?